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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    I have never had sex in the missionary position in my life.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'm fine with talking about my sexual experiences.

    I've had none.

    There, that was easy.

    Waitaminnit... here I am thinking you're this swanky experienced chap.

    Have you been misleading me? :P

    Oh I have a lot of experience.

    A lot of experience not having sex.

    This just makes you seem cuter to me.

    It's disconcerting.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    what size television do you have variable

    is... is it big

    how did it get so big

    did i do that?

    when you first see it it doesn't seem all that big.

    but when I get something good going on it, then it really shows itself.

    Variable on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I would like a big screen television so I can watch "the big game" with "the guys" and also drink some alcoholic beverages whilst admiring the curvaceous cheerleaders

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    I guess it's wrong to make a post shitting on best buy for their "all men want is a big screen tv" commercial while staring at my massive fucking television. which is one of few things I want.

    Best Buy is on my Do Not Shop list for having consistently shitty customer service in every location I've ever visited
    but that's another story

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    I guess it's wrong to make a post shitting on best buy for their "all men want is a big screen tv" commercial while staring at my massive fucking television. which is one of few things I want.

    Best Buy is on my Do Not Shop list for having consistently shitty customer service in every location I've ever visited
    but that's another story

    they do suck. I was helping customers in one the other day since I (pathetically) know it inside and out.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil, I need your counsel

    Who should I primarily use with my female soldier shepard?

    Tali and Liara

    or Wrex and Liara?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Elendil, I need your counsel

    Who should I primarily use with my female soldier shepard?

    Tali and Liara

    or Wrex and Liara?
    Garrus and Liara

    or Tali I guess

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    NOT buying mass effect for $5 is the real waste

    right guys?

    what if my 360 rrods and that's the day I decide to play it?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Think I'm gonna sell my 360 and monitor

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Liara is like the crummiest character but the best NPC character

    she has gotten me out of shit I tell you what

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Var, ME on the PC apparently has free DLC, and probably user mods


    Elendil, I don't wanna use Garrus, I used him last run. Besides, my soldier shepard will be using sniper rifles

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    then use Tali

    Tali just isn't quite as super good as Garrus

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    thanks nerd I didn't even think of that.

    Variable on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Girls suck.

    guys suck

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I guess it's wrong to make a post shitting on best buy for their "all men want is a big screen tv" commercial while staring at my massive fucking television. which is one of few things I want.

    Best Buy is on my Do Not Shop list for having consistently shitty customer service in every location I've ever visited
    but that's another story

    they do suck. I was helping customers in one the other day since I (pathetically) know it inside and out.

    are they hiring? lol

    I had to give technical support in Pearl Paint once. Some asshole was trying to sell this poor sap a kit of polyurethane resin to cast in an alginate mold. The polyurethane resin in question is moisture sensitive and pouring it into a wet alginate mold would have been dire. Like, huge mess, waste of 250$, just really bad.
    so I had to stop him from going through with it, and gave the client my business card.
    (I do consulting for a company that sells this kind of stuff, and normally I wouldn't be that rude but I was pissed that the sales guy didn't know enough about what he was selling to not sell someone a huge mistake.)


    they are also on my Do Not Shop list for obvious reasons

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Elendil and I are gonna get together and fuck a couple of hookers tonight

    Good times will be had

    Organichu on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    oh my... I could see buying Mass Effect at that price for... for pretty much no real reason.

    Oh man, if you haven't played Mass Effect you really should. It's one of my favorite games ever.

    Jacobkosh on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elendil and I are gonna get together and fuck a couple of hookers tonight

    Good times will be had

    Don't forget to use a condom. ;-)

    Passerbye on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have Assassin's Creed and Dragon Age now but there is still a part of me that wants to pop Mass Effect back in

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    oh my... I could see buying Mass Effect at that price for... for pretty much no real reason.

    Oh man, if you haven't played Mass Effect you really should. It's one of my favorite games ever.

    I haven't but I've owned it since the day it came out.

    but I may get it again on my PC.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I guess it's wrong to make a post shitting on best buy for their "all men want is a big screen tv" commercial while staring at my massive fucking television. which is one of few things I want.

    Best Buy is on my Do Not Shop list for having consistently shitty customer service in every location I've ever visited
    but that's another story

    they do suck. I was helping customers in one the other day since I (pathetically) know it inside and out.

    are they hiring? lol

    I had to give technical support in Pearl Paint once. Some asshole was trying to sell this poor sap a kit of polyurethane resin to cast in an alginate mold. The polyurethane resin in question is moisture sensitive and pouring it into a wet alginate mold would have been dire. Like, huge mess, waste of 250$, just really bad.
    so I had to stop him from going through with it, and gave the client my business card.
    (I do consulting for a company that sells this kind of stuff, and normally I wouldn't be that rude but I was pissed that the sales guy didn't know enough about what he was selling to not sell someone a huge mistake.)


    they are also on my Do Not Shop list for obvious reasons

    good for you though you gotta step up in those situations.

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mario Kart Wii, anyone has it, my number's 0088-3061-9958.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    maybe I should get netflix

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    oh my... I could see buying Mass Effect at that price for... for pretty much no real reason.

    Oh man, if you haven't played Mass Effect you really should. It's one of my favorite games ever.

    I haven't but I've owned it since the day it came out.

    D:
    but I may get it again on my PC.

    If you've already got it, I don't know if the PC version is so much superior that you should grab it again. Although, whatev. I guess Steam sale + free DLC would be less than buying the DLC on Live.

    It blows me away that Dyna hadn't played it yet.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    To those who haven't played Mass Effect:

    "Your ignorance doesn't upset me, (insert your name)"

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Girls suck.

    guys suck

    Harmony has been achieved. Balance restored. Thank you, kind lady.

    wazilla on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Tali is pretty great you shut your weaboo mouth

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I have Assassin's Creed and Dragon Age now but there is still a part of me that wants to pop Mass Effect back in

    I finished my canon Shepard (my new, post-HDD dying one) last week and inexplicably started a new game+ last night for absolutely no reason and played for hours.

    What finally stopped me was a weird bug where I talked to the preaching Hanar and then ran off to do something else and forgot to turn the quest in, and now the C-Sec guy has vanished

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elendil and I are gonna get together and fuck a couple of hookers tonight

    Good times will be had

    Don't forget to use a condom. ;-)

    Okay I lied. We're not actually doing this.

    Organichu on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elendil and I are gonna get together and fuck a couple of hookers tonight

    Good times will be had

    The best would be when you both went to call hookers and then realized you actually called each other.

    wazilla on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hey jacob I got Shadow and Claw

    and also got Left Hand of Darkness and the Haunting of Hill House on the cheap while I was there

    I am liking the book so far

    Elendil on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Actually, there are so many possibilites

    Tali/Garrus would have neat conversations

    but there aren't enough of those to justify gimping myself combat wise

    Wrex/Kaidan would be sort of funny

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    oh my... I could see buying Mass Effect at that price for... for pretty much no real reason.

    Oh man, if you haven't played Mass Effect you really should. It's one of my favorite games ever.

    I haven't but I've owned it since the day it came out.

    D:
    but I may get it again on my PC.

    If you've already got it, I don't know if the PC version is so much superior that you should grab it again. Although, whatev. I guess Steam sale + free DLC would be less than buying the DLC on Live.

    It blows me away that Dyna hadn't played it yet.

    I started it twice and never turned it on after getting tio the point where I can go wherever I want... about 2-3 hours in.

    I -might- be more likely to play it on PC. and for free DLC and mods that's worth $5 to me even if I play it on 360 first because I know I'll love it.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Tali is pretty great you shut your weaboo mouth

    I have a major crush on Tali.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Girls suck.

    guys suck

    But who swallows?

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elendil and I are gonna get together and fuck a couple of hookers tonight

    Good times will be had

    Don't forget to use a condom. ;-)

    Okay I lied. We're not actually doing this.

    Dream crusher. :(

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Tali is pretty great you shut your weaboo mouth
    dude I love Tali

    she is just less useful than Garrus

    I rocked Wrex/Tali for a couple of playthroughs anyway

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    hey jacob I got Shadow and Claw

    and also got Left Hand of Darkness and the Haunting of Hill House on the cheap while I was there

    I am liking the book so far

    :^: Pretty soon you'll be hanging with the cool kids of D&D.

    Here's a random question: have you ever read Robertson Davies? I'm thinking of getting into him.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Girls suck.

    guys suck

    But who swallows?
    African or European?

    matt has a problem on
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