Todays snow is perfect for making snowballs. When my students were going home I was contemplating going outside and starting a snowball fight. Then I thought 50ish semi-feral elementary school students versus me would probably end up badly for me. So stayed in the staff room next to the heater, drinking coffee, and telling myself that they were the lucky ones to escape my wrath.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
what tonkka's saying is he want to kiss you and spit your load back into your mouth
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited January 2010
that's gross
I read it as a white joke
druhim you're gross
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edited January 2010
You just have that semen problem, Rane. (It's gross.) (But also funny.)
Anyway the best way to win that snowball fight is to shake the snow from your coat all over your students once you come inside and they're a captive audience. Who's laughing now, guys?
..it's me. I am the one who is laughing.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited January 2010
you keep a freezer in your back storage room or closet
and then suddenly
THE SNOWBALL FIGHT IS BACK ON
AND YOU HAVE ALL THE SNOWBALLS
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edited January 2010
If there were the remotest chance of me being able to stash a stack of snowballs, or even just one snowball, in our staff freezer until July, I would do it first thing tomorrow morning. It'd be just like that Bill Cosby skit, only without Bill Cosby, and with a bunch of little Korean kids.
...also I guess maybe you couldn't actually save a snowball properly, but I would sure try.
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edited January 2010
freeze a giant block of ice and just wang some kid in the head with it
Two reasons, actually. I'm on dial-up while I'm this rural. And it's not the same as bantering with a group of friends around some drinks and snacks. Though if there is an online version of Betrayal at House on the Hill, I'd still try sometime. I'm so glad I bought that game when I did.
Good choice of a game. My group managed to get "Once upon a time" recently, and it's just lead to the largest arguments possible. I won't ever believe that a dragon could be a trap.
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Aw, maaaaaaaaaan.
A BEAR?!
Did someone say "super bear"?
(please do not click that)
Someone else do it.
Oh well at least I dont have prostate problems....
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But damn is that not good.
Of me?
Dear god help us all.
Well you'll probably be in a lot of pain anyway.
Gonna be okay? I know, it's some traumatizing stuff.
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I read it as a white joke
druhim you're gross
Anyway the best way to win that snowball fight is to shake the snow from your coat all over your students once you come inside and they're a captive audience. Who's laughing now, guys?
..it's me. I am the one who is laughing.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Why?
Whhhhhhhhy?
and then suddenly
THE SNOWBALL FIGHT IS BACK ON
AND YOU HAVE ALL THE SNOWBALLS
...also I guess maybe you couldn't actually save a snowball properly, but I would sure try.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Can't eat it though.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
Sorry I wasn't able to make it. I would like to try to be there if you do it again.
Damnit.
He asked you nicely not to click it.
Hi5 Dru.
I will definitely shine the nerd signal again soon.
I am booked up this Sunday, but maybe the next one.