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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    the MAN

    the 30 year old MAN

    Aren't you like, 18? That man is more than twice as old as you are.

    Experience (larger wallet) and he's less likely to have aspergers.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh my god

    he messaged me back

    i replied

    I think i was too verbose

    he wanted pictures of my artwork but i haven't arted in a year D:

    Is this a boy or a job offer?

    the MAN

    the 30 year old MAN

    Go for it. We older men are always a better choice then college boys. We understand that a scruffy beard looks like shit. We can afford to eat at nice places. We understand foreplay.

    Hey I do all of these things

    Res on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    What the fuck kind of fuzzy math you doing?

    I meant over half again...shut up.

    Inquisitor on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    hakkes you're gonna be nerdgasmic's stepmother soon

    you're gonna be a hot stepmom

    drop him off at school while wearing miniskirts n shit

    Organichu on
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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Res wrote: »
    I love fish. It easily composes three quarters of the meat in my diet.

    I'm totally down with this when I can afford it.

    themightypuck on
    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    the MAN

    the 30 year old MAN

    Aren't you like, 18? That man is more than twice as old as you are.

    inqui fails at math

    Hakkekage on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    the MAN

    the 30 year old MAN

    Aren't you like, 18? That man is more than twice as old as you are.

    Experience (larger wallet) and he's less likely to have aspergers.
    you don't grow out of asperger's

    Bama on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    that cleanliness thread is terribad

    washing jeans every day is an awesome way to wreck them in no time flat

    Or pants in general. Damn germaphobes being all "It's ok I always use rubbing alcohol for sexual lubricant a vagina is dirty."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    that cleanliness thread is terribad

    washing jeans every day is an awesome way to wreck them in no time flat

    Wrecked jeans are the style now.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Am I 23 or 24 now

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh my god

    he messaged me back

    i replied

    I think i was too verbose

    he wanted pictures of my artwork but i haven't arted in a year D:

    Is this a boy or a job offer?

    the MAN

    the 30 year old MAN

    Go for it. We older men are always a better choice then college boys. We understand that a scruffy beard looks like shit. We can afford to eat at nice places. We understand foreplay.

    Hey I do all of these things

    We also rarely have to disappear for six months or more at a time.

    Thomamelas on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh my god

    he messaged me back

    i replied

    I think i was too verbose

    he wanted pictures of my artwork but i haven't arted in a year D:

    Is this a boy or a job offer?

    the MAN

    the 30 year old MAN

    Go for it. We older men are always a better choice then college boys. We understand that a scruffy beard looks like shit. We can afford to eat at nice places. We understand foreplay.

    Back up there, grandpa. I got all that going for me too, and I'm 21.

    Silas Brown on
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    that cleanliness thread is terribad

    washing jeans every day is an awesome way to wreck them in no time flat

    Or pants in general. Damn germaphobes being all "It's ok I always use rubbing alcohol for sexual lubricant a vagina is dirty."

    Mhh, dirty va... what?

    Haphazard on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    you don't grow out of asperger's

    Yeah but it wasn't the bee knees to be a spergie when the duder was younger so he's less likely to have it.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh my god

    he messaged me back

    i replied

    I think i was too verbose

    he wanted pictures of my artwork but i haven't arted in a year D:

    Is this a boy or a job offer?

    the MAN

    the 30 year old MAN

    Go for it. We older men are always a better choice then college boys. We understand that a scruffy beard looks like shit. We can afford to eat at nice places. We understand foreplay.

    Hey I do all of these things

    We also rarely have to disappear for six months or more at a time.

    : (

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Am I 23 or 24 now

    i can answer this if you just let me get close

    why do you insist on holding me at dick's length

    Organichu on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    hakkes you're gonna be nerdgasmic's stepmother soon

    you're gonna be a hot stepmom

    drop him off at school while wearing miniskirts n shit
    Drop off? Wouldn't they be going to the same school?

    Bama on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh my god

    he messaged me back

    i replied

    I think i was too verbose

    he wanted pictures of my artwork but i haven't arted in a year D:

    Is this a boy or a job offer?

    the MAN

    the 30 year old MAN

    Go for it. We older men are always a better choice then college boys. We understand that a scruffy beard looks like shit. We can afford to eat at nice places. We understand foreplay.

    Back up there, grandpa. I got all that going for me too, and I'm 21.

    Really? I always had you pegged more at 27 or so. But I can rent a car. Can you?

    Thomamelas on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yeah but you're 30 which means you are stodgy, boring, old, and dead to the world inside.

    :P

    Inquisitor on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Res wrote: »

    : (

    Age and wisdom...

    Thomamelas on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    hakkes you're gonna be nerdgasmic's stepmother soon

    you're gonna be a hot stepmom

    drop him off at school while wearing miniskirts n shit

    Pack him lunches from your native Iran, get him made fun of by the cruel American kids with jock parents.

    Sarksus on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hakkes you're gonna be nerdgasmic's stepmother soon

    you're gonna be a hot stepmom

    drop him off at school while wearing miniskirts n shit
    Drop off? Wouldn't they be going to the same school?

    *h5*

    Organichu on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yeah but you're 30 which means you are stodgy, boring, old, and dead to the world inside.

    :P

    Dude that's only for women.

    Older men can be loads cooler.

    See Sean Connery and Hugh Laurie and Robert Downey Jr.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yeah but you're 30 which means you are stodgy, boring, old, and dead to the world inside.

    :P

    If the magical pixie dream girl genre has taught me anything it's that some young girl will show up and teach me to enjoy the zest of life again.

    Thomamelas on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    as glad as I am that the real right-wing and 'spergin obama haters have their own thread now, it is starting to make my eyes bleed from the amount of goosery that is taking place

    a ham sandwich? really?

    Arch on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Guys our jokes are so good.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sorry Kagera, once you are older than 21 you should just off yourself.

    Inquisitor on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    marrying a student at my child's high school is now a life goal of mine

    Elendil on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Res wrote: »

    : (

    Age and wisdom...

    ...and sclerosis

    Res on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pack him lunches from your native Iran, get him made fun of by the cruel American kids with jock parents.
    "What are you having?"

    "This is khoresht, it's a type of stew from Iran..."

    "HE'S GOT A BOMB!"

    Bama on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    as glad as I am that the real right-wing and 'spergin obama haters have their own thread now, it is starting to make my eyes bleed from the amount of goosery that is taking place

    a ham sandwich? really?

    oh come on

    this forum is the biggest liberal echo chamber this side of my left testicle

    let them have something

    if you can't even live alongside generally liberal people who have some conservative leanings or a distaste for the current administration... how can you even bear to inhabit a world where there are actual conservatives and xenophobes

    don't be a hostile silly goose

    kumbaya and such

    Organichu on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    marrying a student at my child's high school is now a life goal of mine
    Right there in the cafeteria.


    21 lunchlady salute.


    Then they snap the cuffs on.

    matt has a problem on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Res wrote: »

    : (

    Age and wisdom...

    ...and sclerosis

    Cirrhosis?

    Thomamelas on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    marrying a child is now a life goal of mine

    excuse me, mister

    Organichu on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    as glad as I am that the real right-wing and 'spergin obama haters have their own thread now, it is starting to make my eyes bleed from the amount of goosery that is taking place

    a ham sandwich? really?

    oh come on

    this forum is the biggest liberal echo chamber this side of my left testicle

    let them have something

    if you can't even live alongside generally liberal people who have some conservative leanings or a distaste for the current administration... how can you even bear to inhabit a world where there are actual conservatives and xenophobes

    don't be a hostile silly goose

    kumbaya and such

    fair enough

    for perspective, remember that I live in the state where our Lt. Governer compared helping the poor to feeding stray animals and one of our reps got major points for yelling at the president that he was lying.

    I like my escape into liberal-land unsullied by their ilk

    /elitism

    Arch on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pack him lunches from your native Iran, get him made fun of by the cruel American kids with jock parents.
    "What are you having?"

    "This is khoresht, it's a type of stew from Iran..."

    "HE'S GOT A BOMB!"

    I read that as horseshit like... eleventy times.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Man the nfl thread is full of people who work for the saints and vikings. I had no idea football teams employed so many geeks.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man the nfl thread is full of people who work for the saints and vikings. I had no idea football teams employed so many geeks.

    Football fans are geeks.

    Inquisitor on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pack him lunches from your native Iran, get him made fun of by the cruel American kids with jock parents.
    "What are you having?"

    "This is khoresht, it's a type of stew from Iran..."

    "HE'S GOT A BOMB!"

    I read that as horseshit like... eleventy times.

    Same here.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pack him lunches from your native Iran, get him made fun of by the cruel American kids with jock parents.
    "What are you having?"

    "This is khoresht, it's a type of stew from Iran..."

    "HE'S GOT A BOMB!"

    I read that as horseshit like... eleventy times.

    Same here.

    can't unsee

    Arch on
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