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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Technically it wasn't waterboarding anyways. It was just drowning a child in hot water.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    black people don't do improv

    wayne brady

    Pretty sure he's white.

    i edited for humor.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I've never been hungover.

    It's pretty sweet.

    you've probably never been drunk

    you big stupid

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't know Thom, when did you make the joke

    I haven't been around lately actually

    I was under the mistaken impression that people in my life wanted to associate with me so I made efforts to be available

    alas, non

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    black people don't do improv

    wayne brady

    Pretty sure he's white.

    Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

    That was a lapse.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    black people don't do improv

    wayne brady

    Pretty sure he's white.

    Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    black people don't do improv

    wayne brady

    Pretty sure he's white.

    "White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i know a lot of improvisers. not many of them are black. or good looking.

    lots of times people get funny because they're not cute

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You lazy bitches just say the guy's name.

    I went through the work to get a goddamn picture.

    Give me credit.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I've never been hungover.

    It's pretty sweet.

    you've probably never been drunk

    you big stupid

    Yeah drunk people do things like walk into mirrored columns!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I've never been hungover.

    It's pretty sweet.

    you've probably never been drunk

    you big stupid

    Yes I have.

    One time I ran into a support beam in the subway.

    That counts.

    Wasn't hungover.

    Edit: :D

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The way to not be hungover is to totally sleep in.

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    NotchNotch PottsfieldRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hi Notch! Welcome back!

    Oh gosh, that article was terribly depressing. I dunno, I just must have a soft spot for kids. :P

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Technically it wasn't waterboarding anyways. It was just drowning a child in hot water.

    True. There's no evidence to support that any structure was involved in all. Rags, boards, etc.

    It was just a hot bath. For her head only.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    black people don't do improv

    Or at least they don't plan to

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ice dancing?

    come on

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Episode V was even more badass than I remember. But there was one part I never picked up on. When Ben says that Luke is there only hope, Yoda says "no, there is another one."

    Is he talking about Leia?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Technically it wasn't waterboarding anyways. It was just drowning a child in hot water.

    True. There's no evidence to support that any structure was involved in all. Rags, boards, etc.

    It was just a hot bath. For her head only.

    Really it was like a baptism.

    Damned liberals prosecuting honest Christians.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I don't know Thom, when did you make the joke

    I haven't been around lately actually

    I was under the mistaken impression that people in my life wanted to associate with me so I made efforts to be available

    alas, non

    The internet is where you belong.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    James wrote: »
    The way to not be hungover is to totally sleep in.

    Drink water before you go to sleep!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    black people love baked macaroni and cheese

    baked mac and cheese is pretty tasty

    i have yet to find a food that black people stereotypically like that isn't delicious

    black-eyed beas, barbecue, collard greens, kale, baby limas, fried chicken, cornbread etc etc etc

    on the other hand, stereotypical black people can't seem to find anything to drink that isn't revolting

    purple drank, malt liquor, straight brandy, etc etc

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Episode V was even more badass than I remember. But there was one part I never picked up on. When Ben says that Luke is there only hope, Yoda says "no, there is another one."

    Is he talking about Leia?

    No.






    Yes.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I don't know Thom, when did you make the joke

    I haven't been around lately actually

    I was under the mistaken impression that people in my life wanted to associate with me so I made efforts to be available

    alas, non

    It was a few days ago when Joker and I changed our avatars.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh man you all know that one black improviser

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    fried mac and cheese might be the best thing

    science has not confirmed it

    because every time a scientist sets out to do an experiment with fried mac and cheese he eats the whole batch

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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fried chicken sounds good right now

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    THEY MADE A MADE FOR TV SEQUEL TO THE CUTTING EDGE.

    I AM ENRAGED.

    So It Goes on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    when my wife gets drunk she's almost always hungover

    the next day I can hear her from our darkened room

    croaking "whyyyy"

    yeah i basically introduced frankie to alcohol

    she is pretty new to it

    she will probably hate me tomorrow

    i guess i will have to make date night extra-charming

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh man you all know that one black improviser

    Don't those people do that... "rap" thing?

    And have you ever heard them talk to the cops?!

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    black people love baked macaroni and cheese

    baked mac and cheese is pretty tasty

    i have yet to find a food that black people stereotypically like that isn't delicious

    black-eyed beas, barbecue, collard greens, kale, baby limas, fried chicken, cornbread etc etc etc

    on the other hand, stereotypical black people can't seem to find anything to drink that isn't revolting

    purple drank, malt liquor, straight brandy, etc etc

    Yeah, if you don't like fried chicken and watermelon there is something wrong with you.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Purple drank is repugnant.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    it's like white people. they love tapas

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    THEY MADE A MADE FOR TV SEQUEL TO THE CUTTING EDGE.

    I AM ENRAGED.

    The existence of The Cutting Edge didn't enrage you to begin with? I swear to god, if I hear "Toe Pick" one more time, I will kill someone.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I bet a chocolate raspberry brie cheesecake would be pretty good.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sometimes I get a grape soda out of the machine at work.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I don't know Thom, when did you make the joke

    I haven't been around lately actually

    I was under the mistaken impression that people in my life wanted to associate with me so I made efforts to be available

    alas, non

    The internet is where you belong.

    honestly

    i think so

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Episode V was even more badass than I remember. But there was one part I never picked up on. When Ben says that Luke is there only hope, Yoda says "no, there is another one."

    Is he talking about Leia?

    yes

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    THEY MADE A MADE FOR TV SEQUEL TO THE CUTTING EDGE.

    I AM ENRAGED.

    The existence of The Cutting Edge didn't enrage you to begin with? I swear to god, if I hear "Toe Pick" one more time, I will kill someone.

    Someone I work with talked about this for like fifteen minutes today.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    THEY MADE A MADE FOR TV SEQUEL TO THE CUTTING EDGE.

    I AM ENRAGED.

    The existence of The Cutting Edge didn't enrage you to begin with? I swear to god, if I hear "Toe Pick" one more time, I will kill someone.

    NO IT IS THE BEST.

    So It Goes on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    one time for halloween my wife dressed as a witch and wore her stripper heels out of the house

    she drank like two bottles of red wine

    and then, when we were leaving, she fell over

    and everyone was like, oh are you okay

    and she was like HE PUSHED ME

    haha

    everyone wanted to fight me

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