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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    just fill them all with stupid fake-confucius sayings

    'confucius say, man who eat chili always suffers in the end'

    'confucius say, dog always on wrong side of door'

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I want to make a bird's the word joke but man family guy just killed that song for me forever

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fifteen of them should be pieces of a puzzle/riddle.
    When she unfolds them all, then puts the fifteen pieces together and solves the riddle, you give her a real gift.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Are you willing to kill a man to save your son?"

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh hey

    Usagi already

    dealt with this

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Meiz wrote: »
    so is she going to have to un-do the crane in order to read the message?

    Yes.

    Well then.

    Write, you ruined this, I hope you're happy, it took a lot of hard work.

    You know, assuming that it takes two minutes to make a crane, and twenty seconds to write a message, it will take you 140,000 seconds or 38 hours 53 minutes and 20 seconds to bust out a thousand.

    I don't really care if you succeed or not. But it did make me think of that Sudoku chick that tried to make a thousand cranes so she would die.

    She didn't finish them and died. It should have taken her less than a week. I mean she didn't do anything other than sit around in a bed and have cancer.

    This leaves me to the conclusion that the Japanese are fucking lazy.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "The coat hanger these are tied to can also be used for abortions. That's two gifts for the price of one, Missy"

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    'beat this for a fucking present'

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hell of a Thousand Papercuts

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Every crane in this present came from a different tree. Way to kill the rainforest"

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "This shits all over what you got me from my present"

    Or.

    "This shows that I am into you WAAAAAY more than what you are into me"

    OR

    "Creepy things like this is what got me dumped by my last girlfriend, but you're different aren't you? PS can I have some of your hair?"

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Making this gave me carpal tunnel. Call an ambulance"

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "I only rape you because I love you"

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm being a bit of a negative nancy but I feel like unwrapping these things is kind of hard to do without ripping them, especially when they're small (although I do have a case of stupid fingers)

    and unwrapping a thousand sounds pretty tedious!

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Just make her one crane.

    "I would have made you a thousand, but I'm taking you to a nice dinner instead"

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "I hope you can read these through your squinty eyes"

    also guys I have a Batman themed costume party on Friday and totally have no idea what to do

    my main idea is finding a white T-Shirt, writing "The Night" on it in black marker, and when people ask who I am I say I AM THE NIGHT.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a origami crane factory."

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Are you even supposed to read all of them? I thought it was more of a... sentimental thing?

    Like a classmate has cancer and all the kids make the cranes and write 'get well soon' inside them. He's supposed to just offer the thing to the shrine so the demon there heals you.

    It's all in my Osteopathic Medicine handbook

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You're so awesome I only occasionally look at other girls

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "By opening this you just killed a crane"

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    "Who fuckin' farted?"

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Are you even supposed to read all of them? I thought it was more of a... sentimental thing?

    Like a classmate has cancer and all the kids make the cranes and write 'get well soon' inside them. He's supposed to just offer the thing to the shrine so the demon there heals you.

    It's all in my Osteopathic Medicine handbook

    I don't know, I haven't heard of unwrapping cranes for a message before. my mom's friend made her like a...wall hanging-thing of paper cranes when we moved away from Japan, maybe I should unwrap one to see if there's something she wanted to tell us fifteen years ago!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Are you even supposed to read all of them? I thought it was more of a... sentimental thing?

    Like a classmate has cancer and all the kids make the cranes and write 'get well soon' inside them. He's supposed to just offer the thing to the shrine so the demon there heals you.

    It's all in my Osteopathic Medicine handbook

    I don't know, I haven't heard of unwrapping cranes for a message before. my mom's friend made her like a...wall hanging-thing of paper cranes when we moved away from Japan, maybe I should unwrap one to see if there's something she wanted to tell us fifteen years ago!

    "You're not a real boy."

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "This is why I've been canceling our plans all week :D"

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think I'll throw in : "Man I'm sick of making these fucking things" in there.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "This better at least get me some head"

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "This one is a snake. It counts for 50 cranes"

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Put a picture of Kelsey Grammer inside one.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "I really want a 3-way"

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    GOIN'

    NOWHERE

    I AIN'T

    GOIN' NOWHERE

    I CAN'T BE STOPPED NOW

    WE'RE LOVERS FOR LIFE

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a origami crane factory."

    this is the best one.

    Also:

    "Isn't the first anniversary Paper? Surprise, we've secretly been married a year!"

    "I'm sorry, the princess is in another crane"

    "You leave me breathless"

    "After this, we're gonna be able to make a bitchin bonfire"

    #pipe on
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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Take a picture of your junk.
    Fold it into a crane.

    The photo, not your junk

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "it's your name i scream when i'm doing random hookers outside the 7-11"

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "You'll see even more of these if you look behind you, but

    8-)

    you might have to crane your neck"

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    On the final one write.

    There is a heavy sedative that can be absorbed through the skin. In three hours you will awake in a bath of ice without your kidneys. Call the hospital immediately.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ahahahaha.
    Goddammit YaYa

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ranx wrote: »
    wait, meiz has a girlfriend?

    I'm as shocked as you.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    "I hope you can read these through your squinty eyes"

    also guys I have a Batman themed costume party on Friday and totally have no idea what to do

    my main idea is finding a white T-Shirt, writing "The Night" on it in black marker, and when people ask who I am I say I AM THE NIGHT.

    Do the Batman equivalent of this.

    http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v207/161/17/584027024/n584027024_1584106_7071.jpg

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