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It'll be my girl's birthday soon.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    "I hope you can read these through your squinty eyes"

    also guys I have a Batman themed costume party on Friday and totally have no idea what to do

    my main idea is finding a white T-Shirt, writing "The Night" on it in black marker, and when people ask who I am I say I AM THE NIGHT.

    Do the Batman equivalent of this.

    http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v207/161/17/584027024/n584027024_1584106_7071.jpg

    uh

    so black kevlar?

    YaYa on
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    AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    wait, meiz has a girlfriend?

    I'm as shocked as you.

    anything's possible in your imagination.

    Angry on
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    just wear normal clothes and then when people say "hey where's your costume"

    shout MY PARENTS ARE DEAD

    Snowbeat on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    "I hope you can read these through your squinty eyes"

    also guys I have a Batman themed costume party on Friday and totally have no idea what to do

    my main idea is finding a white T-Shirt, writing "The Night" on it in black marker, and when people ask who I am I say I AM THE NIGHT.

    Do the Batman equivalent of this.

    http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v207/161/17/584027024/n584027024_1584106_7071.jpg

    uh

    so black kevlar?

    He doesn't wear Black.

    Buy a batman shirt.

    A grey batman shirt.

    Blake T on
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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    set up a couple of manikins on the floor and cry over them all night

    edit: dead, bloody ones that is

    Crashmo on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a origami crane factory."

    this is the best one.

    Also:

    "Isn't the first anniversary Paper? Surprise, we've secretly been married a year!"

    "I'm sorry, the princess is in another crane"

    "You leave me breathless"

    "After this, we're gonna be able to make a bitchin bonfire"

    "I choo choo choose you."

    The Geek on
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    set up a couple of manikins on the floor and cry over them all night

    edit: dead, bloody ones that is

    okay, this is actually a pretty good idea

    YaYa on
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a origami crane factory."

    this is the best one.

    Also:

    "Isn't the first anniversary Paper? Surprise, we've secretly been married a year!"

    "I'm sorry, the princess is in another crane"

    "You leave me breathless"

    "After this, we're gonna be able to make a bitchin bonfire"

    "I choo choo choose you."

    "Will you bee my valentine?"

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That is a fucking lame ass birthday present.

    DodgeBlan on
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    wait, meiz has a girlfriend?

    I'm as shocked as you.
    but not half as shocked as meiz

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    after about 12 of these shell be all 'fuck is with this guy all i got for his birthday was a new handkerchief'




    'and even that seemed like too much'

    Air on
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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I also think the paper cranes for a chinese girlfriend is pretty hilarious

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    maybe throw in some chopsticks

    Air on
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    and an abandoned female second baby

    Air on
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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Give her some gold ol' fashioned government oppression. She'll love it.

    DodgeBlan on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    you should get her some kibble n' bits

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    might as well go for the tiny shoes and some twine.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    or a frisbee

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "I totally did this naked"

    Gatsby on
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    DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "I'm the Origami Killer."

    Darric on
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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Breaking up with her might be a good present.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Or a mercy

    B.C. on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You know he better than we do

    something from the heart is best!

    Seriously on
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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Is this one of those lame attempts at bragging about how you have a girlfriend to SE++?

    I probably should criticize, though. Provided I ever luck into a relationship (hah!) I'm sure I'll do something stupid.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    You know he better than we do

    something from the heart is best!

    He has a heart?

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "When the parents came home from Church All their children were gone.
    They searched and called for them, They cried and begged, But it was all to no avail.
    The children have never been seen again"

    MacGuffin on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    for sale

    baby shoes

    never worn

    #pipe on
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "1,000 paper cranes died for our love"

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'd be 'ah-lion' to you if I said I didn't want to copulate 20-40 times a day and forgo eating.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Lucky for you, I had a serious lack of alternatives."

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i was gonna come up with some EULA where upon opening the paper crane she agreed to something something

    lets just pretend i did

    Air on
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Darric wrote: »
    "I'm the Origami Killer."
    "Are you willing to suffer to save our relationship?"

    JoeUser on
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    DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    "I'm the Origami Killer."
    "Are you willing to suffer to save our relationship?"

    :^:

    I spent ages trying to find the text of that creepy typed letter and gave up. :(

    Darric on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Bitch I ain't yo baby's daddy."

    Henroid on
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Darric wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    "I'm the Origami Killer."
    "Are you willing to suffer to save our relationship?"

    :^:

    I spent ages trying to find the text of that creepy typed letter and gave up. :(
    ″Are you willing to suffer to save your son?″
    ″Are you willing to sacrifice to save your son?″
    ″Are you willing to kill to save your son?″
    ″Are you willing to die to save your son?″

    JoeUser on
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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "This crane will explode in 5 seconds"

    spono on
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    DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    "I'm the Origami Killer."
    "Are you willing to suffer to save our relationship?"

    :^:

    I spent ages trying to find the text of that creepy typed letter and gave up. :(
    ″Are you willing to suffer to save your son?″
    ″Are you willing to sacrifice to save your son?″
    ″Are you willing to kill to save your son?″
    ″Are you willing to die to save your son?″

    No, no, I mean the one you get in the mail. It's something like "All the children..." something something.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Are you even supposed to read all of them? I thought it was more of a... sentimental thing?

    Like a classmate has cancer and all the kids make the cranes and write 'get well soon' inside them. He's supposed to just offer the thing to the shrine so the demon there heals you.

    It's all in my Osteopathic Medicine handbook

    man I remember in elementary school

    they explained cancer and dying of cancer to us

    they had our class make a thousand of these fucking things

    only I couldn't do it

    just couldn't get my stupid fingers to work it right

    so basically I killed a bunch of Japanese kids when I was in elementary school by failing to make the life-saving paper cranes they needed to cure their cancer

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Are you even supposed to read all of them? I thought it was more of a... sentimental thing?

    Like a classmate has cancer and all the kids make the cranes and write 'get well soon' inside them. He's supposed to just offer the thing to the shrine so the demon there heals you.

    It's all in my Osteopathic Medicine handbook

    man I remember in elementary school

    they explained cancer and dying of cancer to us

    they had our class make a thousand of these fucking things

    only I couldn't do it

    just couldn't get my stupid fingers to work it right

    so basically I killed a bunch of Japanese kids when I was in elementary school by failing to make the life-saving paper cranes they needed to cure their cancer

    This is the saddest thing.

    Henroid on
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Darric wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    "I'm the Origami Killer."
    "Are you willing to suffer to save our relationship?"

    :^:

    I spent ages trying to find the text of that creepy typed letter and gave up. :(
    ″Are you willing to suffer to save your son?″
    ″Are you willing to sacrifice to save your son?″
    ″Are you willing to kill to save your son?″
    ″Are you willing to die to save your son?″

    No, no, I mean the one you get in the mail. It's something like "All the children..." something something.
    "When the parents came home from Church all their children were gone.

    They searched and called for them, they cried and begged, but it was all to no avail.

    The children have never been seen again"

    JoeUser on
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