Edit: THE MAN WAS ACQUITTED BECAUSE HE WAS PROTECTING HIS NEIGHBOR'S PROPERTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
he shot them in the back because they were running from the scene of the crime what the fuck is wrong with you
I'd like to ask what the fuck is wrong with you that you think that stealing is worthy of the death penalty?
Does all of Texas just get a hard-on for killing people? All jerkin' it over execution footage and shooting people just because they have a gun and goddamnit they've gotta JUSTIFY that?
And the rest of the country feels a need to shit on New York, so you're welcome to that.
Fucking north-easterners and NY'ers are the rudest god damned people.
As tourists Alaska they'd come over and demand we do everything their way. No, no it doesn't work like that. How it works is you fuck off and spend your money elsewhere because we don't want it.
Granted that's not everyone from the NE, but we had a good cross-section of people. Most of the NY city people were the worst.
Is tourists Alaska anything like baked Alaska? Also, of course those people are retarded because no one outside those rude and demanding fools would take one of those massive Alaskan cruises. All the polite people have better places to go than America's Icebox.
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Edit: THE MAN WAS ACQUITTED BECAUSE HE WAS PROTECTING HIS NEIGHBOR'S PROPERTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
he shot them in the back because they were running from the scene of the crime what the fuck is wrong with you
I'd like to ask what the fuck is wrong with you that you think that stealing is worthy of the death penalty?
Does all of Texas just get a hard-on for killing people? All jerkin' it over execution footage and shooting people just because they have a gun and goddamnit they've gotta JUSTIFY that?
Basically, yes. Texans have a retarded boner for guns and insist on carrying them everywhere just because they can and they want to look hard.
that's why i don't plan on shooting unless I'm in mortal danger. What i will do is hold them at gun pointmhand them the phone and make THEM call the police.
"911 what is your emergency?"
"Uhh.. yeah I broke in to this guy's house and he's holding a gun on me. Please send the police."
Edit: THE MAN WAS ACQUITTED BECAUSE HE WAS PROTECTING HIS NEIGHBOR'S PROPERTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
he shot them in the back because they were running from the scene of the crime what the fuck is wrong with you
I'd like to ask what the fuck is wrong with you that you think that stealing is worthy of the death penalty?
Does all of Texas just get a hard-on for killing people? All jerkin' it over execution footage and shooting people just because they have a gun and goddamnit they've gotta JUSTIFY that?
yep, I just blew my load watching the green mile
I can't even imagine what the curb scene from American History X would do for you. It's like midget amputee porn: bringing all of your interests together.
Edit: THE MAN WAS ACQUITTED BECAUSE HE WAS PROTECTING HIS NEIGHBOR'S PROPERTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
he shot them in the back because they were running from the scene of the crime what the fuck is wrong with you
I'd like to ask what the fuck is wrong with you that you think that stealing is worthy of the death penalty?
Does all of Texas just get a hard-on for killing people? All jerkin' it over execution footage and shooting people just because they have a gun and goddamnit they've gotta JUSTIFY that?
Basically, yes. Texans have a retarded boner for guns and insist on carrying them everywhere just because they can and they want to look hard.
Man, a few years ago my folks were getting their house appraised (I essentially house sit, they're almost never home being truckers) because they were re-working their mortgage, so this lady comes by to have a look around. She's looking at stuff outside, like the pool, and then all of a sudden I hear her run in so I go to check what the hell is going on.
She has her gun drawn and I think "Oh God this bitch is here to rob us." She didn't tell me she was carrying. But then she told me why she had her gun drawn - some guy in the neighborhood was walking by and tried to strike up a conversation with her.
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yep, I just blew my load watching the green mile
really? I remember hearing about the debates in austin like a year ago
figured us texans would pass that shit through like the runs
Is tourists Alaska anything like baked Alaska? Also, of course those people are retarded because no one outside those rude and demanding fools would take one of those massive Alaskan cruises. All the polite people have better places to go than America's Icebox.
*shoots you, then eats four packets of skoal*
"911 what is your emergency?"
"Uhh.. yeah I broke in to this guy's house and he's holding a gun on me. Please send the police."
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funny thing
every time i pass through new jersey on my way to a decent state some shit happens
huge factory fires
random car crashes that screw me over for hours on end
generally the sky takes on a dark, cloudy hue the second i exit the lincoln tunnel
now im not saying that it is an unfit land before the eyes of god
im just saying that texas is better
It's part of that whole "Teach the Controversy" thing Munkus mentioned
Thankfully it got voted down on the ID aspect, but they're trying to move it into the historical and societal topics being reviewed by this board.
No Jersey is just like that
It's never been sunny
It's my philosophy that they need to change their license plate to include "New Jersey is for drivin' through"
Racism has been a part of the south for awhile, it is going to take a few generations before it is no longer entrenched.
It's funny because many of you make racism out to be the worst human trait, when I see it as more of a cultural/defense mechanism.
Also, there's something to hate about every city in Texas, Austin included.
But the eagle has an American flag overlaid on its face, you know, in case the symbol of our country on a flag wasn't subtle enough.
They just moved here. Guess where they moved from?
so yes, i'm saying stealing deserves the death penalty and if you disagree I'll fucking shoot you
that's our jigrah
horns.aiff
I can't even imagine what the curb scene from American History X would do for you. It's like midget amputee porn: bringing all of your interests together.
Alabama.
I knew a guy who talked all the time about how great jersey is.
He crashed his new scion (WITH SWEET RACING STICKERS) shortly after he told us all his stories.
I figured it was karma.
france?
Man, a few years ago my folks were getting their house appraised (I essentially house sit, they're almost never home being truckers) because they were re-working their mortgage, so this lady comes by to have a look around. She's looking at stuff outside, like the pool, and then all of a sudden I hear her run in so I go to check what the hell is going on.
She has her gun drawn and I think "Oh God this bitch is here to rob us." She didn't tell me she was carrying. But then she told me why she had her gun drawn - some guy in the neighborhood was walking by and tried to strike up a conversation with her.
You would think so but it was actually Texas.
Hey Jigrah! Was it a defense mechanism when you raped that girl?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
hey im going to fucking stab you with bullets in a moment
whoops just killed you its okay i warned you i would
So, even though the POLICE wouldn't shoot a fleeing, unarmed suspect in the back, some 70-year-old geezer from Texas is perfectly allowed to do so?
well that certainly validates your argument
way to dazzle me with logic
"i am right and vigilante justice give me a hard-on, fuck the law that we have in place to identify and prosecute people who do things such as steal"
I will accept my death with dignity
edit: I don't know why you guys see a problem with this, we can shoot people that come onto our property, it's the law
*dances in blood, paints face with brain matter, drinks a coors lite*
except the white men's penises
I'm fairly sure we could figure out something to do with your corpse to avoid this unfortunate outcome.
It was a self defence rape! He had to! You don't understand!
*fires machine gun into air in celebration yelling GAWD BLESS AMURR'KA*
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
And to be fair, he warned her first.
He was just trying to help that girl understand that she really wanted him to fuck her.
Or something. I dunno, Texas. Fuck.
Except in a week we won't remember or care.