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The Marvelous Misadventures of [Chat] Jack

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    A LADY BIT ME.

    WHY DO LADIES BITE?

    It's how they get your soul.

    IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS ATTACKED BY A LARGE DOG.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    is that blood

    why is there blood

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There's little specks of blood on my undershirt. If the skin were seriously broken I would probably be like AHHHHHHHHH but instead I am just AHHH.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    no I'm talking about me

    there is entirely too much blood here

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Me and the lady made cupcakes!

    Which we decorated with coloured lemon icing!

    Then we watched the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven!

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    god that effect with the multiple colors slightly offset makes my eyes bleed

    It's weird because the camera picked up the colors a lot more than the naked eye.

    I didn't even really see the green when I was standing there, and it was easy to read from across the street.
    Digital cameras pick up green really well because of how CCDs are usually laid out.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayer_filter

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    stilist wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    god that effect with the multiple colors slightly offset makes my eyes bleed

    It's weird because the camera picked up the colors a lot more than the naked eye.

    I didn't even really see the green when I was standing there, and it was easy to read from across the street.
    Digital cameras pick up green really well because of how CCDs are usually laid out.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayer_filter

    NERD ALERT

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh that's not a nice wound

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    senj!

    is canada

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    stilist wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    god that effect with the multiple colors slightly offset makes my eyes bleed

    It's weird because the camera picked up the colors a lot more than the naked eye.

    I didn't even really see the green when I was standing there, and it was easy to read from across the street.
    Digital cameras pick up green really well because of how CCDs are usually laid out.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayer_filter

    I've seen that graphic before and that makes sense.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    James wrote: »
    senj!

    is canada

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    speaking of norwegians being racist there is a bbc thing where they wonder why so many people say they're not racist but are against not using the n-word anymore

    which annoys me a little

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I’m impressed that the woot people are still writing their stupid stories after six years.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Seriously though. I have encircled the Polish forces with 11 freaking divisions and they just won't give.

    the polish were fucking hardcore

    ever heard of a little something called the Warsaw uprising?

    naw who was really hardcore was this Finnish guy

    confirmed to have personally killed over five hundred people and estimated as to have possibly killed another two hundred on top of that

    he ranks up there as one of the people who has personally killed the most human beings in history and has the highest recorded kill-count of any soldier in a war

    he survived being shot in the face

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hmm. japan was talking about going out on his bike today, but I am reluctant to wake him as he didn't come to bed 'till after 3am (well, 4am given we changed to GMT+1 last night).

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Seriously though. I have encircled the Polish forces with 11 freaking divisions and they just won't give.

    the polish were fucking hardcore

    ever heard of a little something called the Warsaw uprising?

    naw who was really hardcore was this Finnish guy

    confirmed to have personally killed over five hundred people and estimated as to have possibly killed another two hundred on top of that

    he ranks up there as one of the people who has personally killed the most human beings in history and has the highest recorded kill-count of any soldier in a war

    he survived being shot in the face

    I know

    he is the best

    the best thing is that he really embodies finland during the winter war

    he was a quiet farmer, then suddenly russia invades

    he picks up his rifle and goes to war

    then he kills about 700-1000 russians

    and then he goes home to his farm again

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Hmm. japan was talking about going out on his bike today, but I am reluctant to wake him as he didn't come to bed 'till after 3am (well, 4am given we changed to GMT+1 last night).

    Will he be mad if you do not wake him?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek. Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II, and hunted with Finnish president Urho Kekkonen.

    When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shot, he answered, "Practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said "I did what I was told to as well as I could." Simo Häyhä spent his last years in a small village called Ruokolahti located in the south-east of Finland near the Russian border

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony

    that kid at the hobby shop in the blue hoodie

    ugh

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Hmm. japan was talking about going out on his bike today, but I am reluctant to wake him as he didn't come to bed 'till after 3am (well, 4am given we changed to GMT+1 last night).

    Will he be mad if you do not wake him?

    No. But I should probably see if he wants to get up in a couple of hours just in case he doesn't want to sleep past midday.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    Yes, only the real-life girl who I associate with that comic treats everybody that way, whether she was ever at risk of being hurt or not.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Hmm. japan was talking about going out on his bike today, but I am reluctant to wake him as he didn't come to bed 'till after 3am (well, 4am given we changed to GMT+1 last night).

    Will he be mad if you do not wake him?

    No. But I should probably see if he wants to get up in a couple of hours just in case he doesn't want to sleep past midday.

    Wait...so your significant other does not get mad at you for your inability to read its mind?

    ...

    Astounding!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    if you see a movie called The Winter War (or Talvisota) pick it up

    it's a great movie

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    Yes, only the real-life girl who I associate with that comic treats everybody that way, whether she was ever at risk of being hurt or not.

    I meant meeting the one person who understands you and then her going away forever

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    nope!

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    News Radio is pretty good.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    Yes, only the real-life girl who I associate with that comic treats everybody that way, whether she was ever at risk of being hurt or not.

    I meant meeting the one person who understands you and then her going away forever

    In my experience all the women I meet who I think understand me end up leaving as a result of things I thought they initially understood.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony

    that kid at the hobby shop in the blue hoodie

    ugh

    seriously he was the reason i motioned for us to step outside

    i felt really bad for the clerk because he was part of our conversation but he had to deal with that thing and i was like "oh my god i can't be in here i am going to collapse this kid's entire face with my fucking fist i need to get out of here before i commit violence"

    like even just his voice, good lord

    there's always kids like that in hobby stores

    they are annoying as fuck

    also i am still working on shit for us to start a campaign on thursday

    gonna see if i can get another couple people

    the dude who played the bard was pretty rad, i definitely want him to come out

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek. Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II, and hunted with Finnish president Urho Kekkonen.

    When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shot, he answered, "Practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said "I did what I was told to as well as I could." Simo Häyhä spent his last years in a small village called Ruokolahti located in the south-east of Finland near the Russian border

    Always keepin his eye out, that one

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Hmm. japan was talking about going out on his bike today, but I am reluctant to wake him as he didn't come to bed 'till after 3am (well, 4am given we changed to GMT+1 last night).

    Will he be mad if you do not wake him?

    No. But I should probably see if he wants to get up in a couple of hours just in case he doesn't want to sleep past midday.

    Wait...so your significant other does not get mad at you for your inability to read its mind?

    ...

    Astounding!

    erm...this would be because I have a healthy long-term relationship and we've had nearly 7 years to get to know each other.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Hmm. japan was talking about going out on his bike today, but I am reluctant to wake him as he didn't come to bed 'till after 3am (well, 4am given we changed to GMT+1 last night).

    Will he be mad if you do not wake him?

    No. But I should probably see if he wants to get up in a couple of hours just in case he doesn't want to sleep past midday.

    Wait...so your significant other does not get mad at you for your inability to read its mind?

    ...

    Astounding!

    erm...this would be because I have a healthy long-term relationship and we've had nearly 7 years to get to know each other.

    I envy that.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    Nope.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek. Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II, and hunted with Finnish president Urho Kekkonen.

    When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shot, he answered, "Practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said "I did what I was told to as well as I could." Simo Häyhä spent his last years in a small village called Ruokolahti located in the south-east of Finland near the Russian border

    Always keepin his eye out, that one

    and russia hasn't invaded since

    seriously would you want to go up against an unkillable super-sniper?

    they called him the White Death for chrissake

    when he woke up after getting shot in the face the russians all went "oh god he can't die he CAN'T DIE" and the war ended

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i think i'm a kinder, gentler person nowadays because i will meet a kid like that and resist the temptation to beat him into paste or berate him into tears

    nope, i just clench my fist, bite my lip, and leave the area

    healthier!

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Hmm. japan was talking about going out on his bike today, but I am reluctant to wake him as he didn't come to bed 'till after 3am (well, 4am given we changed to GMT+1 last night).

    Will he be mad if you do not wake him?

    No. But I should probably see if he wants to get up in a couple of hours just in case he doesn't want to sleep past midday.

    Wait...so your significant other does not get mad at you for your inability to read its mind?

    ...

    Astounding!

    erm...this would be because I have a healthy long-term relationship and we've had nearly 7 years to get to know each other.

    I envy that.

    It takes a lot of hard work and some sacrifices.

    We certainly didn't "get" each other overnight.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    anyone else feel like this has happened to them?

    Yes, only the real-life girl who I associate with that comic treats everybody that way, whether she was ever at risk of being hurt or not.

    I meant meeting the one person who understands you and then her going away forever

    In my experience all the women I meet who I think understand me end up leaving as a result of things I thought they initially understood.

    I worry about this. Like, if when it becomes clear someone is interested in me based on my stranger defining qualities those qualities might become exaggerated reflexively as a way to increase interest. This would inevitably result in a strangeness overload in which the person I am trying to generate an even stronger attraction winds up less attracted to me than before.

    It would seem that anyone with this problem would need to employ the Douglas Adam's flying method, except with social interaction. So each time you think you're making progress with someone, distract yourself, and hopefully you'll forget how you should have just crashed and burned.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm mean to people all the time.

    They don't do anything about it.

    People that try to stand up for everybody else I just laugh at.

    Then I go to bed alone and cry myself to sleep.

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