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The Marvelous Misadventures of [Chat] Jack

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Especially if your internet handle is something as retarded as "raven"

    For fuck's sake

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    He really introduced himself to you by his internet handle?

    yes, he did

    edit: To clarify, I am assuming that is his internet handle. He did not actually say it was, he just said "I'm Raven"

    maybe it's really his name!

    i fucking doubt it

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    :?:

    It's a Lorena Bobbit joke.

    is that the woman who cut off her husband's penis?

    Yep.

    A distant relative of mine killed her husband. She was a cousin on my grandmother's side I think.

    Story goes that the husband wouldn't stop complaining about a toothache so she removed the tooth with his rifle. My family sympathizes with the wife.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    He really introduced himself to you by his internet handle?

    yes, he did

    edit: To clarify, I am assuming that is his internet handle. He did not actually say it was, he just said "I'm Raven"

    maybe it's really his name!

    i fucking doubt it

    Fantastic lot this attracts. Really thought shit like this was just unfair stereotyping. It definitely isn't.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm assuming her husband was a not-so-nice man, Fluffy?

    Pony - I have a friend who goes by Cow. It was a nickname he picked up somewhere along the line, and now even his mother calls him Cow instead of his birth name.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Said good morning to her. Did not get a response. Will try again tomorrow... Er, she's leaving tomorrow. Next time she's online, I guess.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    He really introduced himself to you by his internet handle?

    yes, he did

    edit: To clarify, I am assuming that is his internet handle. He did not actually say it was, he just said "I'm Raven"

    maybe it's really his name!

    i fucking doubt it

    Fantastic lot this attracts. Really thought shit like this was just unfair stereotyping. It definitely isn't.

    I want you to fucking remember this the next time [chat] is breathing down my neck for unfair stereotyping.

    Not all stereotyping is unfair.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No idea, Passer. He bitched a lot is all we know, and did nothing about what ailed him. Instead of solving his problems he just kept whining and whining until she had enough.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    No idea, Passer. He bitched a lot is all we know, and did nothing about what ailed him. Instead of solving his problems he just kept whining and whining until she had enough.

    ...and shot him?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fuck playing D&D with my group of "friends" back home.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Res wrote: »
    No idea, Passer. He bitched a lot is all we know, and did nothing about what ailed him. Instead of solving his problems he just kept whining and whining until she had enough.

    ...and shot him?

    Stopped his whining, didn't it.

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ok, I just had the best idea for a phalla setting, but I can't find the D&D signup thread... I've done a couple searches and can't find it, only a bunch of phalla threads. Anyone happen to have it handy?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    that all said

    i don't go into places like hobby stores swingin' my pipe around and lording over the socially retarded nebbishes

    this is their space, i am at best a guest in their clubhouse, and i behave myself

    there was a couple dudes who once started a petition to have me banned from a hobby store they frequented

    now, they were assholes and the guy who owned the place laughed at it and told me about it (it's how i found out!) but in confronting them about it i realized just how much of a jerk i was being to them

    so now i try hard to turn the volume of my personality down in there

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Res wrote: »
    No idea, Passer. He bitched a lot is all we know, and did nothing about what ailed him. Instead of solving his problems he just kept whining and whining until she had enough.

    ...and shot him?

    Stopped his whining, didn't it.

    That's pretty fucked up.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man I am doing AWESOME at WoW.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony I am watching The Circuit I think, on Space, and there are LARPers and Furries.

    edit: it is over. Fuck.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Man I am doing AWESOME at WoW.

    Wow!

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    that all said

    i don't go into places like hobby stores swingin' my pipe around and lording over the socially retarded nebbishes

    this is their space, i am at best a guest in their clubhouse, and i behave myself

    there was a couple dudes who once started a petition to have me banned from a hobby store they frequented

    now, they were assholes and the guy who owned the place laughed at it and told me about it (it's how i found out!) but in confronting them about it i realized just how much of a jerk i was being to them

    so now i try hard to turn the volume of my personality down in there

    So I should feel good that I identified and hung out with the normal people who played MTG there to just have a good time and actually had a life outside of the store? because if you dealt with some of the mouthbreathers and sad people who I could smell two rooms away, I am pretty sure I would go insane. I fucking hated the rules lawyers I had the displeasure to play with. Completely ruined the game for me.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Man I am doing AWESOME at WoW.

    Wow!

    :!:

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    How's your WoW been, Quid?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Ok, I just had the best idea for a phalla setting, but I can't find the D&D signup thread... I've done a couple searches and can't find it, only a bunch of phalla threads. Anyone happen to have it handy?
    Search for "Upcoming Games". That's the name of the thread, I believe.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    that all said

    i don't go into places like hobby stores swingin' my pipe around and lording over the socially retarded nebbishes

    this is their space, i am at best a guest in their clubhouse, and i behave myself

    there was a couple dudes who once started a petition to have me banned from a hobby store they frequented

    now, they were assholes and the guy who owned the place laughed at it and told me about it (it's how i found out!) but in confronting them about it i realized just how much of a jerk i was being to them

    so now i try hard to turn the volume of my personality down in there

    So I should feel good that I identified and hung out with the normal people who played MTG there to just have a good time and actually had a life outside of the store? because if you dealt with some of the mouthbreathers and sad people who I could smell two rooms away, I am pretty sure I would go insane. I fucking hated the rules lawyers I had the displeasure to play with. Completely ruined the game for me.

    well, i have my limits

    but i try to put up with it

    i even try to help some of these dudes if i can work past their social insecurities and shit

    i've done it on more than one occasion!

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    WoW reminds me of that nightclub Okay!, from How I Met Your Mother.

    Okay! Awesome.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    WoW reminds me of that nightclub Okay!, from How I Met Your Mother.

    Okay! Awesome.

    that was a great episode.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Huh, labia elongation is a real practice.

    People do weird things for sex.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    basically what I am saying is Pony, that myself and the 2-3 other people who did not eat, sleep and breathe MTG would feel like outcasts because we had a life outside of MTG and would actually get made fun of for talking about sports teams in the shop from a couple of the weird ones. Then we realized that they are the outcasts and we would go see a movie and have a kickass time and get drunk.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    WoW reminds me of that nightclub Okay!, from How I Met Your Mother.

    Okay! Awesome.

    that was a great episode.

    Chipped my tooth!

    UNCE UNCE

    do you have

    UNCE UNCE

    any aspirin?

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Huh, labia elongation is a real practice.

    People do weird things for sex.

    Look, what me and this bag of newts do is our business!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    WoW reminds me of that nightclub Okay!, from How I Met Your Mother.

    Okay! Awesome.

    that was a great episode.

    Chipped my tooth!

    UNCE UNCE

    do you have

    UNCE UNCE

    any aspirin?

    You can't hear me at all can you?

    UNCE UNCE

    I could basically say anything at all and it wouldn't matter?


    UNCE unc-

    I wet the bed until I was 12!

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Huh, labia elongation is a real practice.

    People do weird things for sex.

    Look, what me and this bag of newts do is our business!

    Aren't newts a bit small for that?

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Ok, I just had the best idea for a phalla setting, but I can't find the D&D signup thread... I've done a couple searches and can't find it, only a bunch of phalla threads. Anyone happen to have it handy?
    Search for "Upcoming Games". That's the name of the thread, I believe.

    Thank you!

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Huh, labia elongation is a real practice.

    People do weird things for sex.

    Look, what me and this bag of newts do is our business!

    Aren't newts a bit small for that?

    They are the exact right size for what I do with them.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    basically what I am saying is Pony, that myself and the 2-3 other people who did not eat, sleep and breathe MTG would feel like outcasts because we had a life outside of MTG and would actually get made fun of for talking about sports teams in the shop from a couple of the weird ones. Then we realized that they are the outcasts and we would go see a movie and have a kickass time and get drunk.

    yeah, i've often had the "outcast amongst outcasts" experience, going back to my very first Star Trek convention when i was a kid

    it's something i've grappled with, because i want to socialize with people who i share hobbies with, especially when that hobby is a game that requires being played with other people

    i'm more or less at peace with it, and don't take a lot of it personally

    i adapt to my social environments, always, and i came to realize that these sorts of environments are no different. just like i am a very specific person when i am working in an office, i am a specific person in a hobby store playing dungeons & dragons with dudes

    the reality is, they aren't all that bad. not most of them. some of them are completely intolerable (the kid in the blue hoodie that Fluffy and i were talking about was horrific and i seriously felt the urge to strike him)

    but a lot of those guys, with their socially retarded behavior, got problems and could use a friend from outside their nerdy social bubble to reach out to them and work past their defenses and maybe help them out of that cynical box they've built around themselves

    yet apparently some of y'all think i am a judgmental prick!

    them's the beans, i guess

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony you aren't a judgmental prick because my god I have been to those environments and yes, those people are socially retarded. It is strange seeing those guys and being all o_O you are really making fun of me for not blowing a full paycheck on MTG cards and dare go with friends to a movie/drinking?

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't think you're a prick of any kind, Pony

    You're usually pretty fair and balanced

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    PONY IS FOX NEWS!!

    I want to post something in the legalization thread but I don't know if I should.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne said it not me

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Probably time to see if japan is planning on getting up at all today.

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