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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    $40 a pizza? How does it stay open?

    Because he's nucking futs (makes for an atmosphere that many of the people around here enjoy, if you come in a group), he makes all kinds of pizzas (even gluten-free and all that), and most people around here are on the wealthy side.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elendil: <3

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    They charge $40 for a pizza?

    I wanna go there.

    Wear my dedicated pizza-eating outfit and bring my white gloves.

    Sarks this man is insane.

    Not like hahaha, but like OH GOD WHY?!

    Dyr and I made the mistake of going there alone, we were stuck there for three fucking hours.

    Oh he's a talker huh? That makes sense to me.

    Can we go there if I visit.

    Sure, if we can bring some more people with us.

    Seriously, he's awkward when it's just you, him, and one other person.

    It's not even that he's just a talker, it's what he talks about. He's like the verbal equivalent of Kakos, only harder to understand because of his thick accent.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    $40 a pizza? How does it stay open?

    Because he's nucking futs (makes for an atmosphere that many of the people around here enjoy, if you come in a group), he makes all kinds of pizzas (even gluten-free and all that), and most people around here are on the wealthy side.

    Damn the aristocracy! Where's my pizza, Mr. Obama?!

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    $40 a pizza? How does it stay open?

    Because he's nucking futs (makes for an atmosphere that many of the people around here enjoy, if you come in a group), he makes all kinds of pizzas (even gluten-free and all that), and most people around here are on the wealthy side.

    So it's dinner and a show

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Podly on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am gonna get some $40 pizza! I can die fulfilled!

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am ha-ing at both of you.

    chu for flawless

    Thom for perhaps

    I was raised to be polite to breasts. Screaming "Holy shit, how much did those set you back?" would be somewhat rude. Crass even.

    However much it was I hope she demanded a refund

    I would think that no plastic surgeon would charge for such work. Perhaps she offered to be a test subject for young plastic surgeons. Maybe at a school in Grenada.
    Maybe she stood too close to one of those t-shirt cannons at a football game.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm not convinced No. 4 is a girl either. It could be a beautiful asian lady boy.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    archer

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    elldren dogg i think you are misunderstanding me

    why do people call me dogg?

    i didn't mean nothin' by it :\

    i withdraw this response

    instead, i put this one forward:
    Elldren wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    elldren dogg i think you are misunderstanding me

    why do people call me dogg?

    it means 'divine, heavenly beauty' in hebrew

    <3

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am gonna get some $40 pizza! I can die fulfilled!
    You could always stack 4 large Pizza Hut pizzas.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dude, Organ.

    That's a guy with tits.

    That was my exact thought, and they just had one emo goth guy in the picture thing I think they accidentally put one of the kotaku editors in there.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm not convinced No. 4 is a girl either. It could be a beautiful asian lady boy.

    Is that a sound of hope I hear in your post?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am gonna get some $40 pizza! I can die fulfilled!
    You could always stack 4 large Pizza Hut pizzas.

    That would cause me to die in deep shame.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dude, Organ.

    That's a guy with tits.

    That was my exact thought, and they just had one emo goth guy in the picture thing I think they accidentally put one of the kotaku editors in there.

    The arms are a dead give away.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My town has a shocking number of local pizzerias for being in rural Kentucky.

    Maybe it's the university that draws them here...

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    $40 a pizza? How does it stay open?

    Because he's nucking futs (makes for an atmosphere that many of the people around here enjoy, if you come in a group), he makes all kinds of pizzas (even gluten-free and all that), and most people around here are on the wealthy side.

    So it's dinner and a show

    Pretty much. The place (from what I've heard, I've only been the one time) really starts going after 1am, and I'm told that he sings old 70's songs karaoke-style.
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am gonna get some $40 pizza! I can die fulfilled!

    It's good. It's not $40 good.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am gonna get some $40 pizza! I can die fulfilled!
    You could always stack 4 large Pizza Hut pizzas.

    and run an Escalade for a week on all the oil

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2010
    They're all. Drugs. To............. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    They're all. Drugs. To............. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    PCP he's got a gun!

    *blam blam*

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Only half an hour? Pfff.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Watching you sleep for 28 minutes is not what I'd consider "good".

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    we got a brotha down

    i repeat we got a BROTHA down

    Organichu on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.
    The time spent crying doesn't count.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Only half an hour? Pfff.

    oh come on, that's just right for a busy schedule

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Watching you sleep for 28 minutes is not what I'd consider "good".

    it's preferable to the other two minutes

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    i wonder if matt is going to log 2 thousand hours of geometry wars 2 by next march

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Watching you sleep for 28 minutes is not what I'd consider "good".

    it's preferable to the other two minutes
    Oh shiiiiiiiiiii.....

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I took an online test and determined I would last for three hours.

    It was sponsored by Trojan and they said I should buy lots of condoms.

    Sarksus on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wonder if matt is going to log 2 thousand hours of geometry wars 2 by next march
    Man I did fine in geometry wars. My teammate is the one who had problems.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Only half an hour? Pfff.

    oh come on, that's just right for a busy schedule

    Sex with me is a time commitment

    you don't pencil me in you clear the schedule

    Senjutsu on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    the first time i got oral sex i lasted for like 40 minutes

    the first time i had vaginal intercourse i lasted for like 40 seconds

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    I need more than 154 seconds to eat a dozen wings, Preach.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wonder if matt is going to log 2 thousand hours of geometry wars 2 by next march
    Man I did fine in geometry wars. My teammate is the one who had problems.

    Yeah, your wife said your partner was a total flake and he only lasted like a minute in Geometry Wars.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    the first time i got oral sex i lasted for like 40 minutes
    that poor dude

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    I need more than 154 seconds to eat a dozen wings, Preach.

    not if you inhale them as greedily as preach inhales cock

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I need something to watch while I eat my wings in revelry

    what's something good that's around a half an hour long?

    Sex with me.

    Only half an hour? Pfff.

    oh come on, that's just right for a busy schedule

    Sure, if you're in a rush 30 minutes is fine.

    I think that's his max, though. :P

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Sex with me is a time commitment

    you don't pencil me in you clear the schedule

    Tease. :P

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