Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

The one that got away

TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
Do you have one? For me it was a girl named Paris. I fucked up royally and she slipped away. If I could roll back time I would sacrifice everything to this point for just one more day with her. Honest to God, ignoring her the last day we were together is easily the worst accident of my life.

So how about you guys? Would you negate years to have another shot with your "one truly"? Even if it would infuriate your current "other"?

#1
Teth on
«134

Posts

  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Your mom

    Clint Eastwood on
  • Options
    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Aw fuck Cloudman, you beat me to it...

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
  • Options
    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    At least you made a video with her before it was over.

    Dr. Frenchenstein on
  • Options
    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Really.

    Really.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Options
    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Here we go again.

    KetBra on
    KGMvDLc.jpg?1
  • Options
    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the "new thread" butto

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
    kFJhXwE.jpgkFJhXwE.jpg
  • Options
    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Use stronger rope and duct tape next time

    Bedigunz on
    cdmAF00.png
    Coran Attack!
  • Options
    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Caught in a bad bromance.

    CrossBuster on
    penguins.png
  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'd like to thank my mother and father for raising me well, and I'd like to thank your mother for letting me skeet all over her warty back.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • Options
    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Should I make up a story too, maybe about the 19 and 21 year old girls I'm sleeping with?

    Hunter on
    Sammy_11Feb2012-2.jpgSammy_bath2_Feb2012-1.jpg
    Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
  • Options
    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sbQ0hqH9ZU

    Ruby Rhod on
    odUAl.jpg
    Twitter Steam
  • Options
    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    We're caught in a Teth causality loop.

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    one
    two
    three four five

    once i caught a fish, alive

    six
    seven
    eight nine ten

    then i let it go again

    why did you let it go?
    because it bit my finger so,

    which finger did it bite?
    this little finger on my right.

    Ginger Mijango on
    Steam
  • Options
    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I caught a small alligator gar once
    That thing was scary

    Lord Dave on
    mkc.png
  • Options
    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    We're caught in a Teth causality loop.

    i got this sweet chick, she is a teenager, man.

    this teenager chick dumped me man.

    i had this teenage chick man, wish i had her back.

    i got this sweet chick, she is a teenager, man.

    Nogs on
    rotate.jpg
    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
  • Options
    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'd probably bang the asian country singer again

    But then I'd have to go to Tennessee

    The Lovely Bastard on
    7656367.jpg
  • Options
    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Actually guys, I'm serious this time. Fill in whatever blanks you want before this. I am honestly sad right now that I will never know Paris as I did when I was young. Hell she probably has kids and shit by now.

    Teth on
    #1
  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I'd probably bang the asian country singer again

    But then I'd have to go to Tennessee
    That's just an episode of Hey Arnold that you are describing

    you fraud

    Clint Eastwood on
  • Options
    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kids

    and shit

    CrossBuster on
    penguins.png
  • Options
    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When you say Paris, are you actually referring to the city?

    is this some sort of metaphor

    BugBoy on
  • Options
    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I'd probably bang the asian country singer again

    But then I'd have to go to Tennessee
    That's just an episode of Hey Arnold that you are describing

    you fraud

    I totally have the grainy webcam bikini pictures to prove it!

    It was a thing that happened once.

    The Lovely Bastard on
    7656367.jpg
  • Options
    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    1ql9w0.png

    ?

    Scudo on
    UwKTA.gifUwKTA.gifUwKTA.gif
    Follow me on Twitter??
  • Options
    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Actually guys, I'm serious this time. Fill in whatever blanks you want before this. I am honestly sad right now that I will never know Paris as I did when I was young. Hell she probably has kids and shit by now.

    nah but she did release that sex tape

    OmegaTofuNinja on
    Facebook Wii: 7912 0299 8667 6601 I tweet sometimes Poetry?!
  • Options
    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Actually guys, I'm serious this time. Fill in whatever blanks you want before this. I am honestly sad right now that I will never know Paris as I did when I was young. Hell she probably has kids and shit by now.

    Fun fact:
    I'm the father of those kids.

    Bedigunz on
    cdmAF00.png
    Coran Attack!
  • Options
    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    your mom

    Meissnerd on
  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I'd probably bang the asian country singer again

    But then I'd have to go to Tennessee
    That's just an episode of Hey Arnold that you are describing

    you fraud

    I totally have the grainy webcam bikini pictures to prove it!

    It was a thing that happened once.

    Pics of her singing about her dog/truck or it never happened.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • Options
    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I caught a possum once and it got away, but I guess it's because I let it go. It was an adorable baby possum just sittin aound, hissing.

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • Options
    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    When you say Paris, are you actually referring to the city?

    is this some sort of metaphor

    He'll never have Paris

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I'd probably bang the asian country singer again

    But then I'd have to go to Tennessee
    That's just an episode of Hey Arnold that you are describing

    you fraud

    I totally have the grainy webcam bikini pictures to prove it!

    It was a thing that happened once.

    Ohhhh TLB

    Futore on
    ETqXK.png
  • Options
    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    When you say Paris, are you actually referring to the city?

    is this some sort of metaphor

    Her first name is Paris. Last I spoke with her she moved to Florida.

    Seriously, as much as I have fucked with you guys, I am not trolling right now.

    Teth on
    #1
  • Options
    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I'd probably bang the asian country singer again

    But then I'd have to go to Tennessee
    That's just an episode of Hey Arnold that you are describing

    you fraud

    I totally have the grainy webcam bikini pictures to prove it!

    It was a thing that happened once.

    Pics of her singing about her dog/truck or it never happened.

    how about a cheating, abusive husband?

    The Lovely Bastard on
    7656367.jpg
  • Options
    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I caught a possum once and it got away, but I guess it's because I let it go. It was an adorable baby possum just sittin aound, hissing.

    Does it have kids now?

    Bedigunz on
    cdmAF00.png
    Coran Attack!
  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    your mom

    Way ahead of you, loser.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • Options
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Roofie didn't work Teth?

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Options
    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    you're mom

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Options
    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Not paris but:

    http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/christmas-break.html

    Ruby Rhod on
    odUAl.jpg
    Twitter Steam
  • Options
    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    your mom

    Way ahead of you, loser.

    mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery

    Meissnerd on
  • Options
    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So Teth if she has kids now, that makes her a milf, right?

    I'm just wondering
    because i want to have sex with her
    again

    Bedigunz on
    cdmAF00.png
    Coran Attack!
  • Options
    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I'd probably bang the asian country singer again

    But then I'd have to go to Tennessee
    That's just an episode of Hey Arnold that you are describing

    you fraud

    I totally have the grainy webcam bikini pictures to prove it!

    It was a thing that happened once.

    Ohhhh TLB

    futore is this doubt I sense

    The Lovely Bastard on
    7656367.jpg
  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I'd probably bang the asian country singer again

    But then I'd have to go to Tennessee
    That's just an episode of Hey Arnold that you are describing

    you fraud

    I totally have the grainy webcam bikini pictures to prove it!

    It was a thing that happened once.

    Pics of her singing about her dog/truck or it never happened.

    how about a cheating, abusive husband?
    how about her pathetic loser husband who she left because he couldn't get it up? we can call it even from there.

    Clint Eastwood on
This discussion has been closed.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++