Options

Phil [chat]man

1434446484962

Posts

  • Options
    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ugh, 3 of 4 demos down. One more to do. So sick of the sound of my own voice.

    Thomamelas on
  • Options
    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ugh, stupid intestines.

    What are your intestines doing.

    Are they being intesty.

    They're certainly intesting my patience.

    I'm stumped for ideas so I'll just bowel out of this one.

    It's a pun tree in [chat] so it'd just be a crapshoot anyway.
    It's not like puns are hard to digest though.

    [chat] can slog through it anyway, they're real poopers.

    Passerbye on
  • Options
    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Yeah, fuck Alienware, just get an XPS desktop from Dell.

    Fuck Dell, go to some place like avadirect.

    http://www.avadirect.com/product_details_configurator.asp?PRID=15881&3=15785&4=14775&5=13147&8=15654&9=14892&12=15603&15=12174&25=14973

    Fuck avadirect, go to some place like your mom.

    That site is great. I threw in a Blue Ray drive, Microsoft Office, Norton Antivirus, and a freaking 24" monitor and it all totals up to $1644.

    Take Norton out of there, you fool.

    What antivirus am I supposed to use?

    http://www.microsoft.com/security_essentials/

    JustinSane07 on
  • Options
    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well I have to go do some junk. I will be back for SC2 goodtimes.
    And I'll leave you all with an old club hit!

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • Options
    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    My aunt reupped her McAfee subscription a few months ago and I was all "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo." Holy fuck is that software terrible and expensive.

    JustinSane07 on
  • Options
    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    what the fuck

    Abdhyius

    what does it mean to be called bebis

    baby.

    why

    why would someone call another this thing

    you have never experienced someone calling someone else "baby"?

    I have, but not a Swede. I didn't feel safe assuming that the connotation was the same. Especially since it doesn't fit.

    I would assume that if she's using it she's using it as a imported swedish version of baby, with the same connotations

    or how did she use it?

    hej bebis
    Ok thats just weird

    Sparvy on
  • Options
    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    what the fuck

    Abdhyius

    what does it mean to be called bebis

    baby.

    why

    why would someone call another this thing

    you have never experienced someone calling someone else "baby"?

    I have, but not a Swede. I didn't feel safe assuming that the connotation was the same. Especially since it doesn't fit.

    I would assume that if she's using it she's using it as a imported swedish version of baby, with the same connotations

    or how did she use it?

    hej bebis

    then it has to be that.

    Abdhyius on
    ftOqU21.png
  • Options
    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ugh, stupid intestines.

    my bad, about that

    See when you do that kind of joke with me it's just creepy, sorry.

    It's like thinking of fucking my brother or something. D:

    A jew and an a-rab under the same roof! Brother and sister! This fall on FOX!

    I actually had a Somali brother ask me if I was from Saudi Arabia yesterday.

    I'm like, do you see my moon-tan and French nose? Do you?

    Passerbye on
  • Options
    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Ok thats just weird

    So how am I supposed to parse this

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dammit I need something really cool to buy the wife for her birthday and can't think of anything.

    That is so damn frustrating.

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Options
    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wow, I had no idea Microsoft produced a free effective antivirus. Interesting.

    Winky on
  • Options
    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    or how did she use it?

    hej bebis

    Some people like to use English expressions translated literally. :P

    Echo on
  • Options
    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ugh, stupid intestines.

    my bad, about that

    See when you do that kind of joke with me it's just creepy, sorry.

    It's like thinking of fucking my brother or something. D:

    A jew and an a-rab under the same roof! Brother and sister! This fall on FOX!

    I actually had a Somali brother ask me if I was from Saudi Arabia yesterday.

    I'm like, do you see my moon-tan and French nose? Do you?

    See! All this time around me and Preacher and you're finally learning how to use stereotypes in your humor!

    JustinSane07 on
  • Options
    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    so SC2 beta is out for the mac

    i'm kind of torn as to whether i want to fuck with the beta or just wait for the regular release.

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • Options
    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What does a French nose look like.

    Not everyone can describe someone's ancestry just by looking at body parts, Passerbye!

    Sarksus on
  • Options
    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Wow, I had no idea Microsoft produced a free effective antivirus. Interesting.

    Has it found any viruses?

    Then how do you know it's effective?

    Echo on
  • Options
    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am waior fom somaiia!

    Abdhyius on
    ftOqU21.png
  • Options
    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    then it has to be that.

    well

    now I feel mildly uncomfortable

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so SC2 beta is out for the mac

    i'm kind of torn as to whether i want to fuck with the beta or just wait for the regular release.

    You can play with me.

    I'll talk about anime while I fuck you with kawaii space elves.

    Sarksus on
  • Options
    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Wow, I had no idea Microsoft produced a free effective antivirus. Interesting.

    This is your intervention, Winky. We're here to help you.

    JustinSane07 on
  • Options
    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Ok thats just weird

    So how am I supposed to parse this

    Well I assume its just a direct copy of "hey baby" but I have never heard anyone say it like that in swedish. I guess she is just trying to be cute since you wouldn't know either way.

    EDIT: or possibly it could mean your a wimp.

    Sparvy on
  • Options
    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    ok well

    i've given up on a civil suit, so i am not being hush anymore

    maybe i'll spam the cop's facebook everywhere

    Organichu on
  • Options
    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    or how did she use it?

    hej bebis

    Some people like to use English expressions translated literally. :P

    Trying to talk to a swedish teenager must be the worst way to learn the language ever.

    Try learning norwegian from talking to me

    half the words I use aren't words anywhere else

    Abdhyius on
    ftOqU21.png
  • Options
    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Wow, I had no idea Microsoft produced a free effective antivirus. Interesting.

    Has it found any viruses?

    Then how do you know it's effective?

    Elephant repellent.

    I installed AVG the other day and holy hell is the newest version a resource hog. Bogging it down bigtime.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Options
    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Wow, I had no idea Microsoft produced a free effective antivirus. Interesting.

    Has it found any viruses?

    Then how do you know it's effective?

    Elephant repellent.

    I installed AVG the other day and holy hell is the newest version a resource hog. Bogging it down bigtime.

    Yeah, AVG is at the end of its life. We've moved on!

    Sarksus on
  • Options
    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so SC2 beta is out for the mac

    i'm kind of torn as to whether i want to fuck with the beta or just wait for the regular release.

    You can play with me.

    I'll talk about anime while I fuck you with kawaii space elves.

    I don't understand how protoss are space elves. They're not cute or elegant at all. They're big ugly aliens without mouths that say shit like "my life for aiur".

    Winky on
  • Options
    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    See! All this time around me and Preacher and you're finally learning how to use stereotypes in your humor!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What does a French nose look like.

    Not everyone can describe someone's ancestry just by looking at body parts, Passerbye!

    Most of the Gaullic people (as opposed to French citizens of other ancestry) I met whilst in France had the same nose that I do. So, yes, it's a French nose.

    Passerbye on
  • Options
    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok well

    i've given up on a civil suit, so i am not being hush anymore

    maybe i'll spam the cop's facebook everywhere

    um wat

    Arch on
  • Options
    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so SC2 beta is out for the mac

    i'm kind of torn as to whether i want to fuck with the beta or just wait for the regular release.

    You can play with me.

    I'll talk about anime while I fuck you with kawaii space elves.

    I don't understand how protoss are space elves. They're not cute or elegant at all. They're big ugly aliens without mouths that say shit like "my life for aiur".

    Because they ripped off the Eldar, who are space elves.

    Sarksus on
  • Options
    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the best aliens go Wort wort wort!

    Abdhyius on
    ftOqU21.png
  • Options
    DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So. Once again, my home region is fucking doomed.

    Gigantic Fucking EcoDisaster on Gulf Coast.

    And we were just starting to get our shit back together after Ivan and Katrina.

    and oh yeah, fuck you BP and your "our safety standards are fine, we need no regulation."

    Drake on
  • Options
    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IfjQXvdzD8

    I always did like this part.

    Abdhyius on
    ftOqU21.png
  • Options
    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    All you guys are playing SC2. I'm not in the beta. Don't think I bothered signing up :(

    WMain00 on
  • Options
    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    A little late to the conversation... but yeah, I gave up my allowance in exchange for having my own telephone line(s) back in the day.

    I ran a two-node BBS with a bunch of text based games like TradeWars and Legend of the Red Dragon.

    edit: and lots of .gif porn.

    This is the one where there was a forest path and an old lady that would come along occasionally and thwap you with an ugly stick?

    I played that.

    There were several that were RPG type things where you had to be careful where you went to sleep, because when you logged off your sleeping body was right there for anybody to stab and loot.

    I think my favorites were the turn based city building type things. The one I played you started with a boat and you had to go out and find an island, then after you'd build your settlement up enough you could build more boats, arm them with cannon, and go out raiding other peoples islands. That was the best.

    Galahad on
  • Options
    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drake wrote: »
    So. Once again, my home region is fucking doomed.

    Gigantic Fucking EcoDisaster on Gulf Coast.

    And we were just starting to get our shit back together after Ivan and Katrina.

    and oh yeah, fuck you BP and your "our safety standards are fine, we need no regulation."

    So much for Beyond Petroleum.

    Sarksus on
  • Options
    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the best aliens go Wort wort wort!

    No, they go yep yep yep.

    Passerbye on
  • Options
    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    See! All this time around me and Preacher and you're finally learning how to use stereotypes in your humor!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What does a French nose look like.

    Not everyone can describe someone's ancestry just by looking at body parts, Passerbye!

    Most of the Gaullic people (as opposed to French citizens of other ancestry) I met whilst in France had the same nose that I do. So, yes, it's a French nose.

    I think it's usually called a Roman nose.

    Aroused Bull on
  • Options
    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Apparently, 8 simultaneous Lady Gaga remixes is the most that Logic will allow, because it keeps crashing when I try to add a 9th.

    Podly on
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
  • Options
    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    All you guys are playing SC2. I'm not in the beta. Don't think I bothered signing up :(

    You get in by going to Gamestop and buying a preorder.

    Winky on
  • Options
    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok well

    i've given up on a civil suit, so i am not being hush anymore

    maybe i'll spam the cop's facebook everywhere

    um wat

    yeah what happen???

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
This discussion has been closed.