Why would she not sleep with me? I have a penis. It works...usually. So I drank a little too much that one night and drunk dialed her sister, asking for a BJ or maybe a HJ. What, like she didn't show up naked at my uncle's condo one night and mistake him for me? Dumb bitch.
Why would you yell at someone for making their text a certain color? You are now high on MY list for zappings.
Who would name themselves something dumb like Drez. Oh, that's right. Communists.
You are now high on my list for zappings.
Why would anyone try to zap Drez right away? You are now high on my list for zappings.
Why wouldn't someone try to zap Drez right away? You are now high on my list for zappings.
Last Son on
0
Options
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
By vigilante, you mean the mutant is a serial killer, right? Vigilante implies he wins with the village.
I would play, but the fact that there will be such a low percentage of bad guys (6%) compared to the balanced number in a vanilla game (25%) means that the bad guys are more susceptible to bad luck, and random events are not the kind of thing that interest me.
I hope you balanced it well.
Regardless, have fun.
Actually, that's a typo, should be at least 8%; I based it off of 5 baddies out of 40. And the Mutant wins if he killed all other players off.
And as for the random events, the first to come on the first day should be a blast.
Oh, we're all going to die in an explosion on day one.
Seems like a lot of trouble for that.
Munkus Beaver on
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Okay, gonna zap me some robothero for making it look like I'm browsing an inappropriate website at work. Not that PA forums are particularly appropriate in the first place.
Sab, why do you make me want to zap you? I mean, it's always the same thing. It's your avatar. I can't look at your avatar or your sig without tearing up a little. You meanie.
Sab, why do you make me want to zap you? I mean, it's always the same thing. It's your avatar. I can't look at your avatar or your sig without tearing up a little. You meanie.
Sab, why do you make me want to zap you? I mean, it's always the same thing. It's your avatar. I can't look at your avatar or your sig without tearing up a little. You meanie.
Do you really want to kill Seymour?
Suddenly Seymour
Is standin' beside you
You don't need no makeup,
Don't have to pretend
Suddenly Seymour,
Is here to provide you
Sweet understanding
Seymour's your friend
(except he's not and you should !zap him) :whistle:
Sab, why do you make me want to zap you? I mean, it's always the same thing. It's your avatar. I can't look at your avatar or your sig without tearing up a little. You meanie.
Do you really want to kill Seymour?
No, I don't want to kill Seymour, but I don't know if I can look at him all game. All...um...two or three days of it. :P
11? Man, that's late.
Looks like I'm gonna miss the first 8 and a half hours of ZAP! posts
No, 2 AM is late, which is what we get on the East Coast. But you don't hear me complaining.
To be fair, the forums don't have an audio module installed. You could be complaining without actually typing them out, so we can't hear them. There is no way for us to know. Therefore you must be a mutant.
I think I'm just going to make a list of people that I consider dangerous, and just RNG to see who gets the first zap.... the RNG worked well for the villagers in space phalla.. I hope its still on our side 8-)
Posts
Amy is now high on my list for zappings.
Why wouldn't someone try to zap Drez right away? You are now high on my list for zappings.
Oh, we're all going to die in an explosion on day one.
Seems like a lot of trouble for that.
PSN/XBL: dragoniemx
Can I start dancing in the middle? It'll be artistic.
Fall under my banner and we shall win the day!
Oh you'd better believe that's a zapping!
Probably not. Smoking boots usually mean the target's been vaporized.
And we're playing "Zap!" mode Paranoia; that pretty much guarantees ridiculous antics.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to take away glory from the friend computer.
I mean, how could it be? We're all professional troubleshooters, with guns, and level heads right?
That's......that's just a joke right?........guys?
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
I thought EBM mentioned that the gun either hit or missed, no backfiring. Hence, since there's no real reason not to fire, have at it.
You missed and ending up hitting yourself?
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Do you really want to kill Seymour?
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Suddenly Seymour
Is standin' beside you
You don't need no makeup,
Don't have to pretend
Suddenly Seymour,
Is here to provide you
Sweet understanding
Seymour's your friend
(except he's not and you should !zap him) :whistle:
And those are the ORIGINAL stage lyrics.
No, I don't want to kill Seymour, but I don't know if I can look at him all game. All...um...two or three days of it. :P
Looks like I'm gonna miss the first 8 and a half hours of ZAP! posts
No, 2 AM is late, which is what we get on the East Coast. But you don't hear me complaining.
To be fair, the forums don't have an audio module installed. You could be complaining without actually typing them out, so we can't hear them. There is no way for us to know. Therefore you must be a mutant.
Don't try your reverse psychology on us, Commie
Maybe he's a mutant commie.
edit: But then again, what communist isn't?
*olol political statement*
Screw tactics, I'm bound to hit a commie / mutant eventually.
Is this an abstinence argument? Take it to H/A!
:winky:
I can only zap once a day.
And sometimes it doesn't even work!