I've always wondered what's the point of elaborate and beautiful lingerie if it is removed as quickly as possible once the sexy times happen.
If you're my boyfriend you say, "Yeah. Yellow is totally your colour." And go back to playing Modern Warfare 2. Thus, the lingerie stays in place all night long.
At least until I decide it's uncomfortable and change into my frumpiest tee shirt and lounge pants.
Sit down on his lap.
Never interrupt a man while he is playing a videogame.
I figured lingerie gave a person confidence, like wearing a Superman costume underneath your suit would for a man. You'd walk among mere mortals undetected, all the while reveling in the knowledge of your hidden sexual powers.
Which of Superman's powers were the sexual ones?
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whether or not a lady wears a bra during sex with me is none of my business if I may say so
unless they're cones
then it might be a little painful for you
lady gaga from the Alejandro video bra?
I gotta say
I was very underwhelmed by that video
Thank GOD someone else feels this way. Poker Face and Paparazzi were excellent, and she made an image for herself. Then Telephone was both a fuck you to the haters and an awesome video to boot.
Alejandro just seemed like popcorn fluff, and not very well done fluff at that.
I've always wondered what's the point of elaborate and beautiful lingerie if it is removed as quickly as possible once the sexy times happen.
If you're my boyfriend you say, "Yeah. Yellow is totally your colour." And go back to playing Modern Warfare 2. Thus, the lingerie stays in place all night long.
At least until I decide it's uncomfortable and change into my frumpiest tee shirt and lounge pants.
and if you were my girlfriend i would throw the controller down and take you right there, and probably be done in time to finish the match with a positive k/d :P
Yes, that's exactly how to impress the ladies.
"When it comes to sex, I finish faster than the average drag race."
Witchdr, awesome. It's even sexier if you manage to score the most points in the round.
Well thats a given, duh.
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"Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off." -Carl Brutananadilewski
In regards to the advocates of his former empire: “I was going to have them all executed… the Royal Advocate talked me out of it.” -Shadowthrone (Emperor Kellanved)
I've always wondered what's the point of elaborate and beautiful lingerie if it is removed as quickly as possible once the sexy times happen.
If you're my boyfriend you say, "Yeah. Yellow is totally your colour." And go back to playing Modern Warfare 2. Thus, the lingerie stays in place all night long.
At least until I decide it's uncomfortable and change into my frumpiest tee shirt and lounge pants.
and if you were my girlfriend i would throw the controller down and take you right there, and probably be done in time to finish the match with a positive k/d :P
Yes, that's exactly how to impress the ladies.
"When it comes to sex, I finish faster than the average drag race."
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ps: no seriously, actually trying to be a better person now in various ways
Being a better person is for scrubs. It's all about wallowing in your own badness.
Being a better person includes getting hotter etc. Going to stick with it!
Fine, you can become hotter but don't lose all of the badness. You can't let months of progress in a catty email battle just fall by the wayside in the name of self-improvement. THEN THE OTHER PERSON WILL WIN THE EMAIL FIGHT.
Of course not. I'm about to take the cattiness to the next level.
They were so goddamn good. Each little chicken leg and wing, perfectly and lightly breaded, crispy, tangy, with the kind of hot sauce that lets you feel the flavor, but you won't need a drink of water until you're done.
shakes could you stop referring to science as a monolithic entity
such as
'it should be proved by science!'
'science has certain ways of figuring things out'
Nah, don't worry, I'm done with that fucking disaster of a thread. People are obsessed with trying to demonize us as gender-role-lovin' protectors of the status-quo.
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Never interrupt a man while he is playing a videogame.
There will be bad consequences.
Which of Superman's powers were the sexual ones?
Thank GOD someone else feels this way. Poker Face and Paparazzi were excellent, and she made an image for herself. Then Telephone was both a fuck you to the haters and an awesome video to boot.
Alejandro just seemed like popcorn fluff, and not very well done fluff at that.
hahaha
fucking perfect
On the Hill with my congressman
I will be back in late July
but I will be living at home so you better totes be able to hang out on the weekend and not too late and in the city
NNID: Hakkekage
Thanatos, that response is "Not now! I'm on a kill streak! I'm about to call down the air strike!"
Winky, yes. Really. I happen to like yellow. In my defence, it's a nightie, not something lacy.
RiemannLives, no. No I am not.
wondershowzen is a rite of passage
Whereas frumpy t-shirts tell you there's no pressure, and that you can probably watch cartoons and eat ice cream afterward without it being weird.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
only cool forumers are invited!
Yes, that's exactly how to impress the ladies.
"When it comes to sex, I finish faster than the average drag race."
You guys found all the good bits.
The only thing that I thought was esp. funny that was ALSO new to me was his incident with the deer.
crappy tv and snacks are awesome at all times.
After sexy times with additional snuggles just makes it extra awesome.
Clearly you weren't reading him right, that's standard foreplay dirty-talk for me.
Well thats a given, duh.
In regards to the advocates of his former empire: “I was going to have them all executed… the Royal Advocate talked me out of it.” -Shadowthrone (Emperor Kellanved)
Handles: LoL-Emerging, BF4/Hardline-Whiskeyjack227, Steam-Fragglerock, HOTS/Blizzard-Whiskeyjack#1333, Life-Jason
One of you had better not be my boyfriend, or I am in so much trouble right now.
edit: damn, too small to read. edit2: better.
now i feel left out!
D....does this mean me?
i'll get my coat
Of course not. I'm about to take the cattiness to the next level.
actually it just means no one will be invited
including myself
it will just be my dogs standing away from the pool (they're scared of pools)
Why Justin, why ever were you jailed?
don't be silly
Your dogs are the coolest guys who post here.
you made me do this
Nah, don't worry, I'm done with that fucking disaster of a thread. People are obsessed with trying to demonize us as gender-role-lovin' protectors of the status-quo.
Hey hey, don't you give me that shit. Blame Bob and her corset picture.
Also.
"What are you out of your fucking mind?! You think I'm just gonna rape you on the off chance you might be into that shit?!"
um
actually
i can just beat you up, and that'll be that
you don't know much about the history of mankind, do you
That's it, get back in the duck suit.