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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like sex way to much to let a video game distract it.

    I've had both at the same time.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like sex way to much to let a video game distract it.

    I only play video games about sex.

    Winky on
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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    urahonky wrote: »
    So I'm already late for class because I'm waiting for the UPS guy to show up. He's still not here. What should I do? Here's the problem with just leaving: my apartment complex doesn't hold packages. So if he comes, and I'm not here, he'll leave it on the door step.

    The problem with this is that there are a bunch of thieving kids around and they will almost surely take the package. I could leave it with my neighbors... except they are the type to take it without telling me.

    Or I can leave the door unlocked, leave him a note to open the door and then put it at the bottom of the stairs, then close it. Does that sound safe? Someone will be home in about 4 hours....

    Sex talk is awesome. But what do I do? What would you do?? I may just end up skipping my 3 hour French class to wait for this...

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    stop speaking gibberish, Dudeward.

    Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.


    see you said you always laugh at hakkes. but who does she laugh at

    WHO

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I like sex way to much to let a video game distract it.

    I only play video games about sex.

    I only have sex that involves Renegade interrupts.

    Lawndart on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    landotapestry.jpg

    I made this!

    oh my god i love you

    do you want children

    i will give you children

    they will come out like this:

    "PUSH"
    "PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
    *dun dun*
    ..."So, she's learning to walk now?"

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    so far every women who i have ever talked to online who was all "omfg i am soooo uglllyyyyy" has been really really pretty

    the only ones who were ugly were the ones who were all "i am teh hottest"

    I don't think I'm ugly, per say.

    I know that I am overweight and kinda average looking. But I can help myself feel more confident, and japan likes me enough to have stayed with me for the past 7 years, so I must be doing something right.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    D: Aw, I was all proud about making it up to 6 miles on my jog last week.

    man I probably couldn't even do 1 mile in the state I am in

    yeah, you'd have to wait until you got back to jersey

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Eddy - Both of the statements

    'it should be proved by science!'
    'science has certain ways of figuring things out'

    are... pretty much accurate.

    I'm not touching that damn gender thread so I don't know if you have a legitimate gripe but presented it badly but your post here in chat lacks merit.

    Science is a process for figuring things out. Thus saying things should be "proved by" science is a fair statement. EG: proved by the use of the scientific method. And of course the second statement says the same thing.

    Claiming the knowledge gained via science as monolithic would be odd. But tha is not what was going on here.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    D: Aw, I was all proud about making it up to 6 miles on my jog last week.

    man I probably couldn't even do 1 mile in the state I am in

    I can normally do okay, except it's 90+ and like 100% humidity here. Walking outside was painful.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hey guys what is going on today

    everyone is eating wings and postin picz

    order some wings

    I would love some wings

    I brought a frozen meal instead

    :(

    skippydumptruck on
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    IsidoreIsidore Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Depends how much the package cost/what's in it/how long it took to arrive.

    If it's stolen people will send you a new thing. Usually.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    so far every women who i have ever talked to online who was all "omfg i am soooo uglllyyyyy" has been really really pretty

    the only ones who were ugly were the ones who were all "i am teh hottest"

    i don't wanna brag

    but sooooo hot

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    EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie, may I ask who you are? Are you a forumer who had their name changed? Are you new?
    I will give you the same answer I gave in the last thread when I was asked this.

    Long answer: I used to be a regular on the phorum, but haven't been around for a few years.

    Short answer: I am new.

    Ellie on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I like sex way to much to let a video game distract it.

    I only play video games about sex.

    I only have sex that involves Renegade interrupts.

    RT: Punch her in the face

    Winky on
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    WitchdrWitchdr Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    so far every women who i have ever talked to online who was all "omfg i am soooo uglllyyyyy" has been really really pretty

    the only ones who were ugly were the ones who were all "i am teh hottest"

    I always love when you get a chick in vent. The first 5 min are people trying to figureout if its a girl or a 10 year old boy. Then once it is established its a girl you can hear the druel on people's microphones. When the chick acts all phone sex operator on vent, you can bet shes nasty.

    Witchdr on
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    Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »

    Fuck.

    Fuck.

    This is pretty awesome.

    I want to share it on Facebook but I have so many Catholic friends, some with bad senses of humor.

    Still though. lmao.

    Protein Shakes on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    I made this!
    Hahaha that's awesome!

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Never interrupt a man while he is playing a videogame.

    There will be bad consequences.

    Right. There maybe spankings. Possibly cuffs.

    See, that would be good consequences.

    It's more likely to be an angry boy and pouting 'cos you distracted him before he could save the game, or something (I have never actually attempted this in case japan actually did shout at me or something).

    Save early, save often falls under being prepared. But I really don't see Japan doing that. Grumbling maybe. But not shouting. And if it's multiplayer...well who the hell cares?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so far every women who i have ever talked to online who was all "omfg i am soooo uglllyyyyy" has been really really pretty

    the only ones who were ugly were the ones who were all "i am teh hottest"

    I don't think I'm ugly, per say.

    I know that I am overweight and kinda average looking. But I can help myself feel more confident, and japan likes me enough to have stayed with me for the past 7 years, so I must be doing something right.

    it is you you are the uggo

    not really i am hella joking

    like hella joking
    japan is the ugliest girl

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    stop speaking gibberish, Dudeward.

    Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.


    see you said you always laugh at hakkes. but who does she laugh at

    WHO

    have you seen chu's video where he eats boiled hot dogs on white bread with tropicana

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like sex way to much to let a video game distract it.

    I've had both at the same time.



    Once I had sex while The Flintstones was on. This was followed by Looney Tunes. I was never happier and I doubt I will ever be so happy.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    landotapestry.jpg

    I made this!

    :^::^:

    :lol:

    Elldren on
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Ellie, may I ask who you are? Are you a forumer who had their name changed? Are you new?
    I will give you the same answer I gave in the last thread when I was asked this.

    Long answer: I used to be a regular on the phorum, but haven't been around for a few years.

    Short answer: I am new.

    Welcome aboard then. Sorry I missed your answer last time. And I'm somewhat confuzzled with the recent slew of name changes. Thanks!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    stop speaking gibberish, Dudeward.

    Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.


    see you said you always laugh at hakkes. but who does she laugh at

    WHO

    have you seen chu's video where he eats boiled hot dogs on white bread with tropicana

    it isnt even tropicana

    it is like red drink

    Arch on
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky. Your new avatar blows.

    I'm just saying.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Witchdr wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so far every women who i have ever talked to online who was all "omfg i am soooo uglllyyyyy" has been really really pretty

    the only ones who were ugly were the ones who were all "i am teh hottest"

    I always love when you get a chick in vent. The first 5 min are people trying to figureout if its a girl or a 10 year old boy. Then once it is established its a girl you can hear the druel on people's microphones. When the chick acts all phone sex operator on vent, you can bet shes nasty.

    Ugh, god.

    Yeah, I experienced this trying to PUG raids in WoW.

    How awkward.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Ellie, may I ask who you are? Are you a forumer who had their name changed? Are you new?
    I will give you the same answer I gave in the last thread when I was asked this.

    Long answer: I used to be a regular on the phorum, but haven't been around for a few years.

    Short answer: I am new.

    How long has church been gone for?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    it's def. tropicana

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    D: Aw, I was all proud about making it up to 6 miles on my jog last week.

    man I probably couldn't even do 1 mile in the state I am in

    I can normally do okay, except it's 90+ and like 100% humidity here. Walking outside was painful.

    Yeah, I'm going to have to start jogging early in the morning before the sun comes up.

    Or at night, though I prefer daytime.

    Robos A Go Go on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    landotapestry.jpg

    I made this!

    I made this!

    years ago

    1z551kw.jpg

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Maan, I can cycle 15KM in 30 minutes but can barely run 1KM without stopping

    stupid legs

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Winky. Your new avatar blows.

    I'm just saying.

    To be fair, his old avatar looked like ass.

    Lawndart on
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    landotapestry.jpg

    I made this!

    I made this!

    years ago

    1z551kw.jpg

    Yes...

    YES!!!

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    evilbob wrote: »
    Ellie wrote: »
    Ellie, may I ask who you are? Are you a forumer who had their name changed? Are you new?
    I will give you the same answer I gave in the last thread when I was asked this.

    Long answer: I used to be a regular on the phorum, but haven't been around for a few years.

    Short answer: I am new.

    How long has church been gone for?

    well, that legionofone guy let slip recently that he's been around a lot longer than his join date would indicate....

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    it's def. tropicana

    oh my bad

    Arch on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Witchdr wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so far every women who i have ever talked to online who was all "omfg i am soooo uglllyyyyy" has been really really pretty

    the only ones who were ugly were the ones who were all "i am teh hottest"

    I always love when you get a chick in vent. The first 5 min are people trying to figureout if its a girl or a 10 year old boy. Then once it is established its a girl you can hear the druel on people's microphones. When the chick acts all phone sex operator on vent, you can bet shes nasty.

    And people wonder why I don't use voice chat

    Elldren on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hey guys what is going on today

    everyone is eating wings and postin picz

    order some wings

    I would love some wings

    I brought a frozen meal instead

    :(

    there's still time

    for change

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Winky. Your new avatar blows.

    I'm just saying.

    Yeah, well I had the Young Virign, Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity, but Preacher over there, chief of the PC-Police, was all "No way you can't have a 64x64 image of a famous piece of art 'cause I'm a wuss and afraid of the IT guys".

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »

    Fuck.

    Fuck.

    This is pretty awesome.

    I want to share it on Facebook but I have so many Catholic friends, some with bad senses of humor.

    Still though. lmao.

    That's neither funny nor clever. It's somewhat unfair to the Church as parody, but considering all the victims suffering from abuse it's crass and offensive in the extreme.

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