this one time I nearly got in a fight with a Canadian goose man she looked at me and I looked at her and it was like "bitch back off this is my territory"
and I was all "okay fine I'll cross the street, goose, you don't need to be rude".
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
They have a best before printed on the individual condoms. They last a few years.
I've had a friend have to throw some out due to age during an extended dry spell. We all laughed at him.
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OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
*raises hand*
it's well over a year
i still have a box that my ex picked up
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
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Ellie you will get laid like a boxer
because as a boxer you're not very good and your opponent will lay you out
however in the context of the metaphor this is a very good thing because it will mean sex
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
Just...just buy a new box.
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AriviaI Like A ChallengeEarth-1Registered Userregular
congratulations j, you can take refuge from criticism in semantics
while i LEARN THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE
DICKBOT FUCKSHEEPGOOSE
I can dismiss criticism as unfounded and not applicable to my view if I clarify both the view and criticism to demonstrate the degree to which they are estranged, yes.
It seems difficult to learn things about people by only half-heartedly engaging any debate articulated in the thread.
Silly Tube-Created-Turing-Lady-Goose.
j
let me explain something to you
unlike you
i am literate
so i can critically think and adjust
it may
it MAY
just be
that i deliberately did that to the thread to encourage input!
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
I think a year is about how long it takes for them to expire
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
They have a best before printed on the individual condoms. They last a few years.
I've had a friend have to throw some out due to age during an extended dry spell. We all laughed at him.
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
*raises hand*
it's well over a year
i still have a box that my ex picked up
That has to be a little weird.
I still have the container of lube my ex and I bought.
I'm not sure what the etiquette is on that sort of thing. Do I throw it out?
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
You may want to replace that box if it's been in the heat at all.
They should have expiry dates printed on them though.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
They have a best before printed on the individual condoms. They last a few years.
I've had a friend have to throw some out due to age during an extended dry spell. We all laughed at him.
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
*raises hand*
it's well over a year
i still have a box that my ex picked up
That has to be a little weird.
I still have the container of lube my ex and I bought.
I'm not sure what the etiquette is on that sort of thing. Do I throw it out?
no sir
you go find another fly lady robot
and you lubricate ball bearings and oil cogs all night long.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
*raises hand*
it's well over a year
i still have a box that my ex picked up
That has to be a little weird.
I still have the container of lube my ex and I bought.
I'm not sure what the etiquette is on that sort of thing. Do I throw it out?
no sir
you go find another fly lady robot
and you lubricate ball bearings and oil cogs all night long.
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
They have a best before printed on the individual condoms. They last a few years.
I've had a friend have to throw some out due to age during an extended dry spell. We all laughed at him.
it's not funny
No, it really is. One of my girlfriend's friends had the same situation, she sent him a text message saying "Bonne Anniversaire!" when it was the one year anniversary. He was a good looking guy too, he was just really hung up on somebody who wasn't interested.
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OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
*raises hand*
it's well over a year
i still have a box that my ex picked up
That has to be a little weird.
I still have the container of lube my ex and I bought.
I'm not sure what the etiquette is on that sort of thing. Do I throw it out?
no sir
you go find another fly lady robot
and you lubricate ball bearings and oil cogs all night long.
giggity beep boop.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
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it's a real thing.
meanwhile, plans and schemes brew.
to busy <insert creepy shit here I am not even drunk enough to type it out>
I missed out on borderlands tonight.
I'd stop writing forever.
Please tell me you are coming to PAX.
I must hug you.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Champagne wishes and caviar dreams!
You stay classy, Sarks.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
I did not. I was likely off being dumb and wasting time!
They have a best before printed on the individual condoms. They last a few years.
I've had a friend have to throw some out due to age during an extended dry spell. We all laughed at him.
*raises hand*
it's well over a year
i still have a box that my ex picked up
because as a boxer you're not very good and your opponent will lay you out
however in the context of the metaphor this is a very good thing because it will mean sex
This song.
It makes me want to make with the dancing.
It hurts.
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10 or 20mg, around $20 for a 30-day supply.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Just...just buy a new box.
boo hoo
i don't act like the wicked witch of [chat]
shameon you, j
I think a year is about how long it takes for them to expire
it's not funny
That has to be a little weird.
I still have the container of lube my ex and I bought.
I'm not sure what the etiquette is on that sort of thing. Do I throw it out?
You may want to replace that box if it's been in the heat at all.
They should have expiry dates printed on them though.
Seriously.
no sir
you go find another fly lady robot
and you lubricate ball bearings and oil cogs all night long.
He's no robot, he's a Vulcan.
No, it really is. One of my girlfriend's friends had the same situation, she sent him a text message saying "Bonne Anniversaire!" when it was the one year anniversary. He was a good looking guy too, he was just really hung up on somebody who wasn't interested.
Man if it means I get to have sex with the chick who play Mia from Californication I'll be happy to be punched.
level up some mans, man!
Somewhere around four times our prices before subsidy, then. Wow. Congratulations to the US, eh?
giggity beep boop.
Ugh.
Pain play's never really been my thing. I'll whap my partner if they want it, but I don't like it myself.
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I think with lube it's fine. That is pretty much just like a box of condoms that got half used.
Fuck yes. I would that her like a wrecking ball.
One of my guys is 43.