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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Sunny and shiny (shaved my head).

    How're you?

    Edit: Night, Linden!

    I thought god shaved your head!

    Yeah and as always he did a rather shoddy job.

    Haphazard on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Sometimes, when [chat] is slow, I go back thirty or so pages and see what everyone was up to and talking about. The answer in this thread is 'all sorts of interesting things'.

    It was a weird night.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I skimmed over it, as far as i can tell everyone was drunk.

    And on a schoolnight, for shame!

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    good morning.

    I'm tired.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hi [chat]
    I'm at work
    I'm working
    makin' money

    Aldo on
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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Aldo wrote: »
    hi [chat]
    I'm at work
    I'm working
    makin' money

    CAN HAZ MONEY?

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Sometimes, when [chat] is slow, I go back thirty or so pages and see what everyone was up to and talking about. The answer in this thread is 'all sorts of interesting things'.

    It was a weird night.

    You're not wrong. Manic depression and personal drama was suddenly replaced by drunkeness and what I think was a nonchalant scan for sub partners. It was like flicking channels on the TV, but each channel had the same people, just in wildly different moods.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    hi [chat]
    I'm at work
    I'm working
    makin' money

    CAN HAZ MONEY?

    non

    Aldo on
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh, my younger brother finally got a job last night at an above minimum wage salary!

    which means he can pay me back the money I loaned him so that he could pay off his student loans (ironic eh?) and I won't have to loan him more money.

    that only took 2 years.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fuckin kittehs.

    Don't get me wrong. I love my girlfriend. I love her kittehs... I don't mind being at work early, which translates into extra money... But I'd really rather have had that extra half hour of sleep.

    I know it doesn't sound like much... but damn.

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mrghlrghrrm. Morning.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

    stop the meeting halfway through and make out with her.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

    stop the meeting halfway through and make out with her.

    Giver her a PowerPoint presentation she won't forget.

    :winky:

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the pc has been playing a tribe called quest the entire night

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

    stop the meeting halfway through and make out with her.

    Giver her a PowerPoint presentation she won't forget.

    :winky:

    Oh, I'll test her software all right.

    Wait, no I won't. She's a systems engineer. She doesn't write software.

    I'll just have sex with her instead.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the pc has been playing a tribe called quest the entire night

    Your PC has acceptable taste.

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

    stop the meeting halfway through and make out with her.

    Giver her a PowerPoint presentation she won't forget.

    :winky:

    Oh, I'll test her software all right.

    Wait, no I won't. She's a systems engineer. She doesn't write software.

    I'll just have sex with her instead.

    Yeah. Have sex with her. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

    stop the meeting halfway through and make out with her.

    Giver her a PowerPoint presentation she won't forget.

    :winky:

    Oh, I'll test her software all right.

    Wait, no I won't. She's a systems engineer. She doesn't write software.

    I'll just have sex with her instead.

    Yeah. Have sex with her. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
    That should break the monotony of the meeting.

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    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

    stop the meeting halfway through and make out with her.

    Giver her a PowerPoint presentation she won't forget.

    :winky:

    Oh, I'll test her software all right.

    Wait, no I won't. She's a systems engineer. She doesn't write software.

    I'll just have sex with her instead.

    Yeah. Have sex with her. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
    That should break the monotony of the meeting.

    "We project a marked increase of getting in on in the 4th fiscal quarter"

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

    stop the meeting halfway through and make out with her.

    Giver her a PowerPoint presentation she won't forget.

    :winky:

    Oh, I'll test her software all right.

    Wait, no I won't. She's a systems engineer. She doesn't write software.

    I'll just have sex with her instead.

    I wonder if she makes more money than me....

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

    stop the meeting halfway through and make out with her.

    Giver her a PowerPoint presentation she won't forget.

    :winky:

    Oh, I'll test her software all right.

    Wait, no I won't. She's a systems engineer. She doesn't write software.

    I'll just have sex with her instead.

    I wonder if she makes more money than me....

    Maybe?

    She makes more than me.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Oh shit. It's finally happened. I have a project team meeting that my fiancee will also be at.

    stop the meeting halfway through and make out with her.

    Giver her a PowerPoint presentation she won't forget.

    :winky:

    Oh, I'll test her software all right.

    Wait, no I won't. She's a systems engineer. She doesn't write software.

    I'll just have sex with her instead.

    I wonder if she makes more money than me....

    Maybe?

    She makes more than me.

    well, I'm a systems engineer so I have to compare myself to others in the same job.

    It's mandatory.

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    well, I'm a systems engineer so I have to compare myself to others in the same job.

    It's mandatory.
    Well, you're not nearly as pretty...
    Guessing here, but you look all metallic and you obviously smoke, so. Yeah.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards
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    BIGBY'S CRUSHING THIRST DESTROYER! And more! Click the link, there's like 6.

    This is amazing. Even the link made me lauh. ?campaign=wizards

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    well, I'm a systems engineer so I have to compare myself to others in the same job.

    It's mandatory.
    Well, you're not nearly as pretty...
    Guessing here, but you look all metallic and you obviously smoke, so. Yeah.

    DAMNIT!

    I don't actually smoke but my metalic skin always takes away from my natural splendor.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ok so i go downstairs to leave so I can get on the Metro and get to work right on time

    Only there are a bunch of professionally dressed interns milling about downstairs and a police officer at the front

    and he tells us that there was a bomb threat, so no one is allowed outside for at least an hour while they set up or something

    Now I was late to work on Monday and I didn't go in at all yesterday, thankfully my supervisor just seemed perplexed by the situation rather than pissed

    But yeah, if there's a bomb threat, let us get to fuck out of here, don't lock us up :o

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
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