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lunch is ruined

nealcmnealcm AlvarianAlvarianRegistered User regular
edited July 2010 in Social Entropy++
i was just about to pour doritos on my plate when one of my fingers felt doritos while holding the side of the bag.

sweet, a hole with teeth marks

how can i eat this sandwich without doritos

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    HOW ABOUT SOME OF MY DDIIIIICCCK WITH IT!?

    I totally followed you here.

    Also what type of sandwich, this is key.

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    ShrikeTheAvatarShrikeTheAvatar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    just eat the chips from the side not near the hole

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Or you could always, you know, eat the sandwich.

    Besides, this is the kind of shit that Doritos can do to you.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Buy some more Doritos.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    find whoever bit into your bag and bite them right back

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    these are all good ideas

    but so far mensch-o-matic's idea sounds the most logical
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    HOW ABOUT SOME OF MY DDIIIIICCCK WITH IT!?

    I totally followed you here.

    Also what type of sandwich, this is key.

    turkey and cheese

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man up and eat those fucking doritos

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    ShrikeTheAvatarShrikeTheAvatar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    are we talking carnivore, herbivore, or omnivore teeth marks?

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh shit man, Doritos would've gone so well with that.

    Also I just realized I was talking to Savoo not you re: my dick. Heh.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Turkey and cheese is fine on its own, isn't it? Maybe a bit of pickle would be nice.

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man up and eat those fucking doritos

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Legba wrote: »
    Turkey and cheese is fine on its own, isn't it? Maybe a bit of pickle would be nice.

    generally i have some doritos on the side AND put some ON the sandwich

    shit's good man
    are we talking carnivore, herbivore, or omnivore teeth marks?

    my limited experience as an expert in this subject tell me omnivore

    just a guesstimate

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shoot up the place

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    now THAT is logical

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm not a big Doritos fan. I'm too much of a computer geek to eat anything that'll stain my keyboard.
    Or my dick.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Speaking of which, I'm going to make myself an omelette.

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man up and eat those fucking doritos

    The only logical thing to do.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I wish to inform those gathered that I now am eating a bad-ass omelette.

    Bo-yah.

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I just ate a salad.

    It was good.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Who are all the guys in this thread

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oooooo, an omelet.

    Not a bad idea I will think on this.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Who are all the guys in this thread

    the next generation of posters

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Managed to flip it just right, too. 9 times out of 10 I get too eager and end up with scrambled eggs and misc. innards.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is there rat poo in the bag?

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i refuse to check

    also i have made up for the lack of doritos with a brownie

    hot damn this brownie

    hot damn

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The day is saved by chocolate.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    holy goddamn a brownie sounds so good right now.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I gotta take these empties back but there's so many it's gonna take two trips to get them all to the car!

    dammit! All apartments should have a dumb waiter that goes directly to your car

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    holy goddamn a brownie sounds so good right now.

    it was fantastic

    it was a middle piece too

    cause fuck brownie edges

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    cause fuck brownie edges

    I just lost all respect I had for you.

    Shameful.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    holy goddamn a brownie sounds so good right now.

    it was fantastic

    it was a middle piece too

    cause fuck brownie edges

    Smoke you meat popsicle, edge pieces are the best.

    They make pans specifically so that every piece is an edge piece.

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i knew bringing this up would split this forum down the middle

    but of all people i expected to be a brownie edge liker

    not you butler

    not you

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    BFL#1 and Geek get it perfectly.

    Edge brownies are the fucking BEST.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    How can you not like brownie edges?

    I bet you don't like Meatloaf end pieces either...

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think I'm going to make a tuna fish sandwich with perfect chips.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    i knew bringing this up would split this forum down the middle

    but of all people i expected to be a brownie edge liker

    not you butler

    not you

    you vs. everyone is not "down the middle"

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    i knew bringing this up would split this forum down the middle

    but of all people i expected to be a brownie edge liker

    not you butler

    not you

    I am what I am. I can't deny my true self.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I want a turkey sandwich... on ryebread.... with lettuce... and mustard
    and AND
    I don't want any zombie turkeys! I don't want to turn into a turkey myself! and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i was not aware of the support brownie edges get

    they just taste burnt and are all crunchy

    i much prefer chewieness in my deserts

    chewie 4 lyfe

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I got a confession to make. I don't dig brownie edges either.

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