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Indie WinterIndie Winter die KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
edited July 2010 in Social Entropy++
I've noticed that all the threads we have right now are about things

man, FUCK things

I don't want to talk about stuff that is happening

I want to just

haaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnng

so this is the thread in which to chill. wanna post about inane, stupid shit and be silly geese to each other? go right ahead. 30-odd pages of dick and fart jokes await us. we are limited only by our

IMAGINATION

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this thread is now about pokemon

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I thought maybe this was gonna be a thread about guns

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was just thinking about what a funny name Lemony Snicket is

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is this thread about webcomics?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you know what rules?

    cookies

    fucking cookies rule

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Twinklight is a thing that exists now.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I thought maybe this was gonna be a thread about guns

    and I thought poo

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    for instance,

    Ostriches

    FUCK ostriches

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    they are the Raptors of the modern age

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    these motherfucking dinosaurs will rip your goddamned heart out in a second, and they'll eat anything. Anything.

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    so Screw You, ostriches. fuck you until forever.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Twinklight is a thing that exists now.

    explain

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    but seriously

    i'm not that into pokemon

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you may hang on my wang.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you know what rules?

    cookies

    fucking cookies rule

    they rule too much

    it's a problem

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is this a thread about guns

    cause bullets give me boners

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I actually feel good and confident for once

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I just burnt my mouth on some pizza.

    Worked this morning.

    Hoping my He Is Legend baseball tee comes today.

    Probably gonna watch Band of Brothers with my buddy later on.

    Miss my friend who's currently vacationing in Corsica.

    It's a day alright, ladies and gents.

    How's you?

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jesus Christ, ostriches have Godzilla feet

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Twinklight is a thing that exists now.

    took way longer than I expected actually

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm not really that into WoW.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you know what rules?

    cookies

    fucking cookies rule

    hell yes. i just took two frosted sugar cookies and put about a quarter tub of cool whip between them!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you know what rules?

    cookies

    fucking cookies rule

    they rule too much

    it's a problem

    you're full of shit and I decry your theories on cookies

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i could go for some food i guess

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you know what rules?

    cookies

    fucking cookies rule

    they rule too much

    it's a problem

    I like these ones

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you know what rules?

    cookies

    fucking cookies rule

    they rule too much

    it's a problem

    you're full of shit and I decry your theories on cookies

    decry my ass

    cookies are too delicious and I would like to stop eating them

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you know what rules?

    cookies

    fucking cookies rule

    they rule too much

    it's a problem

    you're full of shit and I decry your theories on cookies

    decry my ass

    cookies are too delicious and I would like to stop eating them

    This is bullshit.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Green wrote: »
    Jesus Christ, ostriches have Godzilla feet

    no Godzilla has ostrich feet

    you've got your monsters confused

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man I could go for some cookies right now.

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  • JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

    so Screw You, ostriches. fuck you until forever.

    Why all the ostrich hate? Birds gotta survive, ya know?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    when i got a deep fryer for secret satans 3 years back, i deep fried some oreos. not as delicious as you would think. i don't know how carnies do it

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you know what rules?

    cookies

    fucking cookies rule

    they rule too much

    it's a problem

    I like these ones

    600_PC_The_Reverse_Decadent_White_Chocolate_Chip_Cooki_-_%28EN%29_-_%28500x500%29.jpg

    I posit that I would eat these cookies based on their name alone

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You know they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat MORE of it

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this cinnamon bun is delicious

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Deep Fried Twinkies are weirdly not disgusting.

    Like, they are less disgusting than normal Twinkies (which are pretty gross).

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    when i got a deep fryer for secret satans 3 years back, i deep fried some oreos. not as delicious as you would think. i don't know how carnies do it

    have you deep fried candy bars?

    because those are absolutely delicious

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jyardana wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

    so Screw You, ostriches. fuck you until forever.

    Why all the ostrich hate? Birds gotta survive, ya know?

    not if you're a feathered predator from a savage age

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    thorgot wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    when i got a deep fryer for secret satans 3 years back, i deep fried some oreos. not as delicious as you would think. i don't know how carnies do it

    have you deep fried candy bars?

    because those are absolutely delicious

    yes i have! my favorites are deep fried fast break bars! snickers are pretty good too!

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I had a really good weekend. Stayed at a Sheraton in downtown Dallas. It wasn't the fanciest hotel down there. It sure as shit wasn't the W, but every fucking person wanted a goddamn tip for doing the smallest thing.

    I wasn't stingy, I tipped a few people here and there, however the valet lost my car about 20 min before I had to be at the venue for the wedding I was in and when they found it the guy who brought it to me had the nerve to say "We work for tips, sir".

    So I looked right at him and said, "Never pet a burning dog."

    And drove away.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I thought maybe this was gonna be a thread about guns

    I've been kinda digging airsoft lately

    Not like, serious business airsoft, just like, the spring pistols

    My roommate and I have high pain tolerance, we use them the way most people use their nerf guns

    I wish I had a revolver or something though instead of the pistol I have, just for the aesthetic

    Do they even make airsoft revolvers?

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man I wish we had fun wildlife over here

    I would do anything to see random big mammals in the fields

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    when i got a deep fryer for secret satans 3 years back, i deep fried some oreos. not as delicious as you would think. i don't know how carnies do it

    They've got the magic oil with residue of every other thing they've fried that summer. Rebar would taste good coming out of that stuff.

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  • BackstopBackstop Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    People at work here are all in "sign my yearbook" mode. Like "It's been nice working with ya, in case we don't see each other again."

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