Maybe it's because I'm not in the mood for blood and gore right now but somehow that video does nothing for me. It's not really funny and Piranhas are pretty meh to begin with as antagonists.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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edit: also viscera
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Me neither. HI5
I watched you change!
(into a fly)
You have me confused with Jeff Goldblum. Happens all of the time.
something something chaos theory
"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs"
really
"Dinosaurs eat man..."
too late
Maybe it's because I'm not in the mood for blood and gore right now but somehow that video does nothing for me. It's not really funny and Piranhas are pretty meh to begin with as antagonists.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
or is this actually a movie someone made for theaters?
It's like you want to be banned really badly or something!
and why exactly are lakes gross to swim in
filled with blood and piranhas obviously
gross
fish shit in them