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Zach Brannigan
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The million-dollar question: Will you go to Heaven when you die? Here’s a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God's name in vain? Jesus said, "Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart." Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? If you have done those things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart. The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in Hell. God, who the Bible says is "rich in mercy," sent His Son to suffer and die on the cross for guilty sinners. We broke God's Law, but Jesus paid our fine. That means He can legally dismiss our case. He can commute our death sentence: "For God so loved the world that He gave His only son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." Then He rose from the dead and defeated death. Please, repent (turn from sin) today and God will grant everlasting life to all who trust in Jesus. Then read your Bible daily and obey it.
Just say "God, I'm a sinner, I belive Christ with my whole heart and that He died and rose. I repent, I turn from my sins. I give my life to you and accept You and Lord and Savoir. Jesus name amen." if you really meant that you will be saved. Thanks for your time.
Just say "God, I'm a sinner, I belive Christ with my whole heart and that He died and rose. I repent, I turn from my sins. I give my life to you and accept You and Lord and Savoir. Jesus name amen." if you really meant that you will be saved. Thanks for your time.
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leave them purple haired cyclops girls alone
Guess what? Confirmed Luthran.
Basically as long as I'm sorry for doing any of that then me and God?
We're cool.
Must suck to be you though ;-)
I'm a Methodist.
And not one of those southern, black Methodists.
I'm talking middle american lazy Methodists.
We're just about as nonobservant as you can get and still be considered "Christian".
I'm pretty sure that means we're Jesus's favorites.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
But bacon!!
1.1 Baptism
1.2 Confirmation
1.3 Eucharist
2 Sacraments of healing
2.1 Penance and Reconciliation
2.2 Anointing of the Sick
3 Sacraments at the service of communion
3.1 Holy Orders
3.2 Matrimony
gotta do a bunch of that stuff or else you're gonna be a human roast.
I'm going for the life of sin, followed by the presto-chango deathbed repentance
Unfortunately, he's got some people claiming to be ideological descendants that aren't nearly as cool.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
Isn't that the one where if you don't think Mary was sinless and a virgin you go to hell?
Is that a band or something?
Hell's best kept secret is the location of the thermostat.
Like those dirty atheists.
Partially because it fits and partially because I like seeing foreheads wrinkle in confusion.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Cthulhu fhtagn!
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Ozzfest.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
a. axiom: Faith is required to be saved. (Ephesians 2:8, John 14:6)
b. axiom: God wants as many people to be saved as possible. (2 Peter 3:9)
c. axiom: God is fair and just. (Genesis 18:25, Deuteronomy 32:4)
d. So what happens to people who never hear of God and aren't given a chance to learn the gospel? They must be judged by different criteria. Otherwise, God would be sending people to hell who never had a chance to change their fates, which would make him unjust (violating axiom c). John 15:22-24 seem to imply that those who do not hear of Jesus cannot be judged for not believing.
e. So if a person does not have any knowledge of Christ or the gospel, it is still possible for them to get into heaven. In fact, according to Rev. 5:7 and Rev. 7:9, at least one person from every tribe, nation, and language makes it, and obviously there have been tribes of people who have died out without hearing of the gospel. The criteria for those without faith is never explicitly spelled out, but one can reasonably assume it's basically "be a good person."
f. If a person is a good enough person to get into heaven on the altered criteria, but they are taught about the gospel, faith becomes a new requirement for this person's salvation. (see axiom a)
g. Hence, spreading the gospel makes salvation more difficult. If Christianity was truly in the business of saving people's souls (Which God wants, according to axiom b), they would suppress the hard-to-believe gospel and instead teach a code of ethics.
Please, let me know how you personally reconcile these. Since your faith is so important to you, I'm sure you've given it a lot of thought.
The Holy Ghost likes them.
Wait, no. It was the Martian Manhunter.
Martian Manhunter likes oreos.
That's about as close to the Holy Ghost as you're going to get.
Of course if you go down this path, I'm pretty sure that makes the Justice League the Apostles.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
I'll just stick to hoping the guys running the simulation aren't dicks.
I like where this is going. Bet Batman denies him three times before the cock crows.
http://qntm.org/responsibility
Does that make Max Lord, Judas?
Oh my god, I definitely like where this is going, especially if it means Ted Kord is Jesus.
OH MY GOD. Ted Kord came back from the dead!
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.