Bwahaha. My first run through Me2, no import, was an Infiltrator. I made DAMN sure that Miranda, and ONLY miranda died.
I have NO idea how at this time. I think if you leave her holding the line or something and everyone else there is made out of pure tough, just she bites it.
What are the chances Bioware will finally throw some tit into ME3?
Partially because it will make the romances somewhat rewarding, but mostly because I am frustrated by the notion of Asari strippers who never strip. And it might mitigate my simmering hatred for Miranda.
Dropping the f-bomb in ME2 was just the first step. Let's earn that M-rating, guys.
What are the chances Bioware will finally throw some tit into ME3?
Partially because it will make the romances somewhat rewarding, but mostly because I am frustrated by the notion of Asari strippers who never strip. And it might mitigate my simmering hatred for Miranda.
Dropping the f-bomb in ME2 was just the first step. Let's earn that M-rating, guys.
where the fuck did the drop fuck in mass effect 2?:P
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
edited September 2010
After the shitstorm in ME1 over a sideshot of some blue ass, I somehow doubt there'll be that kind of payoff.
I'm needlessly and ridiculously emphasizing the word because the voice actress sure as hell needlessly and ridiculously emphasized it. It was like the writers were going all "oooh, see what we did there, we're so edgy, did you catch that, it was a curse word".
Bwahaha. My first run through Me2, no import, was an Infiltrator. I made DAMN sure that Miranda, and ONLY miranda died.
I have NO idea how at this time. I think if you leave her holding the line or something and everyone else there is made out of pure tough, just she bites it.
Just have her go in the vent, man.
That does it outright.
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edited September 2010
Now that I'm thinking about Aria, there was also the ridiculously unnecessary echo when she says "I am Omega". What the fuck was up with that? Just like when Palpatine talks to Anakin after killing Mace Windu in Episode 3, all of a sudden there's an echo out of nowhere, and then it goes away without any explanation.
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I'm needlessly and ridiculously emphasizing the word because the voice actress sure as hell needlessly and ridiculously emphasized it. It was like the writers were going all "oooh, see what we did there, we're so edgy, did you catch that, it was a curse word".
Ummm...I don't think they emphasized it to be edgy.
Moreso they emphasized it because...well, you shouldn't fuck with her.
That being said, I know I was out of my element. But some of those people on Omega really needed to be shot.
Especially that Batarian who "greets" you. I mean he's already a Batarian, being rude doesn't help his situation.
Bwahaha. My first run through Me2, no import, was an Infiltrator. I made DAMN sure that Miranda, and ONLY miranda died.
I have NO idea how at this time. I think if you leave her holding the line or something and everyone else there is made out of pure tough, just she bites it.
Just have her go in the vent, man.
That does it outright.
Miranda is made so she'll survive until the hold the line section.
No? Aw. I could contrive a way for her to bite it, but it would be hard and you'd have to start the whole damn game over.
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Actually it's not possible to off her by herself while still romancing her even if you don't pick up anyone but the initial four recruits. Damn, she hard to kill.
No? Aw. I could contrive a way for her to bite it, but it would be hard and you'd have to start the whole damn game over.
Edit:
Actually it's not possible to off her by herself while still romancing her even if you don't pick up anyone but the initial four recruits. Damn, she hard to kill.
It's the power of love, Wyborn. The power of love.
What are the chances Bioware will finally throw some tit into ME3?
Partially because it will make the romances somewhat rewarding, but mostly because I am frustrated by the notion of Asari strippers who never strip. And it might mitigate my simmering hatred for Miranda.
Dropping the f-bomb in ME2 was just the first step. Let's earn that M-rating, guys.
Yeah, uh, seeing tit as the culmination and ultimate goal of romance is exactly the problem.
What are the chances Bioware will finally throw some tit into ME3?
Partially because it will make the romances somewhat rewarding, but mostly because I am frustrated by the notion of Asari strippers who never strip. And it might mitigate my simmering hatred for Miranda.
Dropping the f-bomb in ME2 was just the first step. Let's earn that M-rating, guys.
Yeah, uh, seeing tit as the culmination and ultimate goal of romance is exactly the problem.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
You want tits, go to the internet. Plenty out there.
No need to shit up a good game and decent romance by gaming standards cause you want to see alien nipples
What are the chances Bioware will finally throw some tit into ME3?
Partially because it will make the romances somewhat rewarding, but mostly because I am frustrated by the notion of Asari strippers who never strip. And it might mitigate my simmering hatred for Miranda.
Dropping the f-bomb in ME2 was just the first step. Let's earn that M-rating, guys.
Yeah, uh, seeing tit as the culmination and ultimate goal of romance is exactly the problem.
In real romance, yeah, sure
Not in a video game
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What are the chances Bioware will finally throw some tit into ME3?
Partially because it will make the romances somewhat rewarding, but mostly because I am frustrated by the notion of Asari strippers who never strip. And it might mitigate my simmering hatred for Miranda.
Dropping the f-bomb in ME2 was just the first step. Let's earn that M-rating, guys.
Yeah, uh, seeing tit as the culmination and ultimate goal of romance is exactly the problem.
In fairness, sex is the "GOOOOOOOOOOAL" post for only half of the romances in ME2 (Miranda, Jacob, and Tali). Garrus talks up sex a lot but you never actually do the deed with him, opting to spend some quality time together instead (unless I badly remember - isn't that what he says post-Suicide if he's romanced, that he still thinks the two of you are crazy for even wanting to try?). Jack is about avoiding sex altogether, and Thane's there for emotional support. I mean, you can argue that sex is kind of implied for Garrus and Thane, but I think it's ambiguous enough that it shouldn't really be treated as the end goal.
Point being
Tali expressing love physically is a huge thing, Garrus, Thane, and Jack don't actually bang you.
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But then he can't romance her since he already did Jack's romance. Also, I think he probably already pass that part.
I have NO idea how at this time. I think if you leave her holding the line or something and everyone else there is made out of pure tough, just she bites it.
Partially because it will make the romances somewhat rewarding, but mostly because I am frustrated by the notion of Asari strippers who never strip. And it might mitigate my simmering hatred for Miranda.
Dropping the f-bomb in ME2 was just the first step. Let's earn that M-rating, guys.
when are we going to get to see hint of cock
where the fuck did the drop fuck in mass effect 2?:P
she was the only one to curse, no?
Because that really crippled ME's sales. You say "shitstorm," I say "free publicity."
nothing says reward like some free digital fellatio
Personally I think the romances were probably improved by the fade away.
That gives me an idea for a third party peripheral.
There was "Don't fuck with Aria".
I'm needlessly and ridiculously emphasizing the word because the voice actress sure as hell needlessly and ridiculously emphasized it. It was like the writers were going all "oooh, see what we did there, we're so edgy, did you catch that, it was a curse word".
Trinity did a good job voicing her, even if it wasn't much dialogue
Just have her go in the vent, man.
That does it outright.
Ummm...I don't think they emphasized it to be edgy.
Moreso they emphasized it because...well, you shouldn't fuck with her.
That being said, I know I was out of my element. But some of those people on Omega really needed to be shot.
Especially that Batarian who "greets" you. I mean he's already a Batarian, being rude doesn't help his situation.
Miranda is made so she'll survive until the hold the line section.
Some hanar just use 'em all.
No? Aw. I could contrive a way for her to bite it, but it would be hard and you'd have to start the whole damn game over.
Edit:
Actually it's not possible to off her by herself while still romancing her even if you don't pick up anyone but the initial four recruits. Damn, she hard to kill.
Couldn't find one on a beach. But I managed to find one with his face photoshopped on slave leia.
I have searched this mod
I found it
On a swiss site
my country
Now I fear that I have some terrible split personality
The internet succeeds(or fails) again.
It's the power of love, Wyborn. The power of love.
When and how much
Yeah, uh, seeing tit as the culmination and ultimate goal of romance is exactly the problem.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
You want tits, go to the internet. Plenty out there.
No need to shit up a good game and decent romance by gaming standards cause you want to see alien nipples
In real romance, yeah, sure
Not in a video game
I can't breathe anymore I'm laughing so hard.
In fairness, sex is the "GOOOOOOOOOOAL" post for only half of the romances in ME2 (Miranda, Jacob, and Tali). Garrus talks up sex a lot but you never actually do the deed with him, opting to spend some quality time together instead (unless I badly remember - isn't that what he says post-Suicide if he's romanced, that he still thinks the two of you are crazy for even wanting to try?). Jack is about avoiding sex altogether, and Thane's there for emotional support. I mean, you can argue that sex is kind of implied for Garrus and Thane, but I think it's ambiguous enough that it shouldn't really be treated as the end goal.
Point being
Tali expressing love physically is a huge thing, Garrus, Thane, and Jack don't actually bang you.
Miranda and Jacob are the pure go-to eye candy
And how!
Dem Abs..
Cuz Dat Ass
Fixed for you.
EDIT: Beat. Sigh.
You have a keeper, Friend
But it was still hilarious.
Whoever coded the bottom half of Miranda deserves some sort of medal.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.