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R.I.P. Greg Giraldo

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    Just Kidding!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    Just Kidding!

    were you

    were you really

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    he was btw

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    this man was funny

    he died

    that is sad

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Oh man, someone accidentally overdosed? Clearly a deficiency of pure logic. What an idiot.

    I'm very sorry for your loss.

    I didn't say I was personally affected by it. Just sayin' that ODing isn't all, "Gosh, what a dumb thing to do!"

    I'm very sorry for your loss.

    I'm very sorry for your height.
    I'm very sorry for your banned.

    I'm very sorry for the bands you listen to.

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    this man was funny

    he died

    that is sad

    I am very sorry for your K-pop.

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Oh man, someone accidentally overdosed? Clearly a deficiency of pure logic. What an idiot.

    I'm very sorry for your loss.

    I didn't say I was personally affected by it. Just sayin' that ODing isn't all, "Gosh, what a dumb thing to do!"

    I'm very sorry for your loss.

    I'm very sorry for your height.
    I'm very sorry for your banned.

    I'm very sorry for the bands you listen to.
    I'm very sorry for the bands you listen to.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    People sure are sorry about a lot of stuff.

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    MNiceMNice Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Oh man, someone accidentally overdosed? Clearly a deficiency of pure logic. What an idiot.

    I'm very sorry for your loss.

    I didn't say I was personally affected by it. Just sayin' that ODing isn't all, "Gosh, what a dumb thing to do!"

    no

    no it is

    killing yourself when you didn't want to is literally the dumbest thing you can do

    you cannot get dumber because you are fucking dead

    What if

    like what if you had a gun to your head and the guy holding it was like answer this question or you die! and then it turns out to be this crazy complex math problem that not even newton einstein himself could solve but you solve it and so you're feeling pretty good and then the dude is like "April Fools, fucker" and then he shoots you.

    that is a super smart way to accidentally kill yourself.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm sorry, Dave, I can't let you do that

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    Don't fight the hypo

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think there's a difference between accidentally killing yourself and your story where the accidentally killing yourself turns out to be the other guy shooting you. Which isn't suicide. I think.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    MNice wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Oh man, someone accidentally overdosed? Clearly a deficiency of pure logic. What an idiot.

    I'm very sorry for your loss.

    I didn't say I was personally affected by it. Just sayin' that ODing isn't all, "Gosh, what a dumb thing to do!"

    no

    no it is

    killing yourself when you didn't want to is literally the dumbest thing you can do

    you cannot get dumber because you are fucking dead

    What if

    like what if you had a gun to your head and the guy holding it was like answer this question or you die! and then it turns out to be this crazy complex math problem that not even newton einstein himself could solve but you solve it and so you're feeling pretty good and then the dude is like "April Fools, fucker" and then he shoots you.

    that is a super smart way to accidentally kill yourself.
    I'mma poop on you

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    MNice wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Oh man, someone accidentally overdosed? Clearly a deficiency of pure logic. What an idiot.

    I'm very sorry for your loss.

    I didn't say I was personally affected by it. Just sayin' that ODing isn't all, "Gosh, what a dumb thing to do!"

    no

    no it is

    killing yourself when you didn't want to is literally the dumbest thing you can do

    you cannot get dumber because you are fucking dead

    What if

    like what if you had a gun to your head and the guy holding it was like answer this question or you die! and then it turns out to be this crazy complex math problem that not even newton einstein himself could solve but you solve it and so you're feeling pretty good and then the dude is like "April Fools, fucker" and then he shoots you.

    that is a super smart way to accidentally kill yourself.
    I'mma poop on you

    September 29th, 2010 / 7:55 CST

    News of Greg Geraldo's death spawned a poop thread.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think there's a difference between accidentally killing yourself and your story where the accidentally killing yourself turns out to be the other guy shooting you. Which isn't suicide. I think.

    I think the better would be if you were so focused on answering like, the ULTIMATE QUESTION, that you forgot to eat or drink, so when you finally answered the ULTIMATE MATH QUESTION, you died or dehydration/starvation. That'd be a way to accidentally kill yourself that is simultaneously super smart.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    man

    I will fight till my death for a new fart thread

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    MNiceMNice Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think there's a difference between accidentally killing yourself and your story where the accidentally killing yourself turns out to be the other guy shooting you. Which isn't suicide. I think.

    It was never about suicide! Also the hypothetical you signed your own death warrant when you answered the question correctly shut up my logic is infallibllllllllle

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    DracoGriffinDracoGriffin Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think there's a difference between accidentally killing yourself and your story where the accidentally killing yourself turns out to be the other guy shooting you. Which isn't suicide. I think.

    But is it suicide if you devise your own machine that will kill you if you answer the machine's question wrong?

    But if you created it, shouldn't you already know the answer thereby making it neither smart or dumb but... BOTH?

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think there's a difference between accidentally killing yourself and your story where the accidentally killing yourself turns out to be the other guy shooting you. Which isn't suicide. I think.

    But is it suicide if you devise your own machine that will kill you if you answer the machine's question wrong?

    But if you created it, shouldn't you already know the answer thereby making it neither smart or dumb but... BOTH?

    Since when was it smart to invent a machine to kill yourself.

    Jack Kevorkian aside...

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think there's a difference between accidentally killing yourself and your story where the accidentally killing yourself turns out to be the other guy shooting you. Which isn't suicide. I think.

    I think the better would be if you were so focused on answering like, the ULTIMATE QUESTION, that you forgot to eat or drink, so when you finally answered the ULTIMATE MATH QUESTION, you died or dehydration/starvation. That'd be a way to accidentally kill yourself that is simultaneously super smart.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philitas_of_Cos

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    are fat people dumb when they die of heart disease? Like what if they ate because they were depressed and then choked on a piece of food and died? Would they be stupid too?

    What about people who kill themselves on purpose? How dumb are they?

    People who drive cars or motorcycles and die in accidents? Are they on the dumb scale above chokers? Because driving is risky and they should probably know better.

    I'm just trying to figure out how much I should scoff at various dead people.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    MNice wrote: »
    I think there's a difference between accidentally killing yourself and your story where the accidentally killing yourself turns out to be the other guy shooting you. Which isn't suicide. I think.

    It was never about suicide! Also the hypothetical you signed your own death warrant when you answered the question correctly shut up my logic is infallibllllllllle

    It was always about suicide! Does not compute.

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    ABS

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    (Always Be Scoffing)

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    MNiceMNice Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The smart part is how you know the answer to the question because you had to know it to create the machine that verifies if you know what fuck this

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    gonna go hang out by the funeral home near my office.

    Psh, dead people. I'm so much better than them.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    are fat people dumb when they die of heart disease? Like what if they ate because they were depressed and then choked on a piece of food and died? Would they be stupid too?

    What about people who kill themselves on purpose? How dumb are they?

    People who drive cars or motorcycles and die in accidents? Are they on the dumb scale above chokers? Because driving is risky and they should probably know better.

    I'm just trying to figure out how much I should scoff at various dead people.

    I eat a lot because I am depressed. I am depressed because I eat a lot.

    Everyday is a struggle.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    No, I'm fairly certain that ABS means Anti-lock Braking System, Deni.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    No, I'm fairly certain that ABS means Anti-lock Braking System, Deni.

    it can mean other things

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    MNiceMNice Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wait is killing yourself but not on purpose suicide? I have to look this up

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    DracoGriffinDracoGriffin Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    MNice wrote: »
    Wait is killing yourself but not on purpose suicide? I have to look this up

    Accidental death.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    No, I'm fairly certain that ABS means Anti-lock Braking System, Deni.

    it can mean other things

    Man i havent been to Albinoblacksheep in ages.

    Remember guys? Remember when flash animation was all the rage?

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    DracoGriffinDracoGriffin Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You mean two weeks ago? My hair was so much fuller then.




    Damn haircuts!

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Talkc wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    No, I'm fairly certain that ABS means Anti-lock Braking System, Deni.

    it can mean other things

    Man i havent been to Albinoblacksheep in ages.

    Remember guys? Remember when flash animation was all the rage?

    That reminds me of that stick death site. Man that was a long time ago.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    I'm very sorry for your loss.

    I'm very sorry for your height.
    I'm very sorry for your banned.

    I'm very sorry for the bands you listen to.
    I'm very sorry for the bands you listen to.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyuVNULabjM

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    DracoGriffinDracoGriffin Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    I'm very sorry for your loss.

    I'm very sorry for your height.
    I'm very sorry for your banned.

    I'm very sorry for the bands you listen to.
    I'm very sorry for the bands you listen to.

    [url][/url]

    I'm very sorry for everyone that listened to that.

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    MNiceMNice Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ABS refers to my abs because whenever people see how awesome mine are they go NICE ABS

    I am rocking the hardest 2-pack

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    No, I'm fairly certain that ABS means Anti-lock Braking System, Deni.

    it can mean other things

    Notably, acrylonitrile butadiene styrene.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    stop making up words

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    No, I'm fairly certain that ABS means Anti-lock Braking System, Deni.

    I'm very sorry for you poor grasp of english.

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