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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    For the longest time I thought "Lebo" was Aussie slang for lesbian or something.

    Is it a slur or an abbreviation, like Aussie?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I have no friends of any recogisable minority :I

    ahem

    I'm not sure being a Ginger is a minority.

    Oh god. They're multiplying!

    Quick! Fetch the hair dye!


    (I love gingers really)

    I can tolerate them because they remind me of delicious biscuits.

    I don't even

    sil how drunk are you presently

    Man I wish. Sober as a...

    as a...


    You know, I'm really struggling to think of someone sober.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    End wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »

    I can tolerate them because they remind me of delicious biscuits.

    Mmm.

    Let's not go there again.

    Ahahahaha

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    my grandma still says colored but is otherwise pretty on the level when it comes to being old

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I can tolerate them because they remind me of delicious biscuits.

    Damn it, now I'm going to and won't know why. I hate you.

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony you should come to Germany and make holocaust jokes in public.

    Even the german jews will go apeshit.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    For the longest time I thought "Lebo" was Aussie slang for lesbian or something.

    Is it a slur or an abbreviation, like Aussie?

    both

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Silmaril wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I have no friends of any recogisable minority :I

    ahem

    I'm not sure being a Ginger is a minority.

    Oh god. They're multiplying!

    Quick! Fetch the hair dye!


    (I love gingers really)

    I can tolerate them because they remind me of delicious biscuits.

    I don't even

    sil how drunk are you presently

    Man I wish. Sober as a...

    as a...


    You know, I'm really struggling to think of someone sober.

    a frenchman

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    JAKJAK Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    my dad sent me up to the local corner shop recently to get some essentials

    it is owned by a pair of indian twins, dudes in their mid 30s, extremely chilled and good people to talk to

    'son go up to the paki store would you'

    and then he gets offended that I get offended by that

    You know he probably isn't being nasty as that word had completely different connotations as recently as 30 years ago?

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Pony you should come to Germany and make holocaust jokes in public.

    Even the german jews will go apeshit.

    like i said, there are times and places you shouldn't make jokes about some things

    that's called tact

    but that doesn't make a subject forbidden to ever be joked about ever

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man, pick a romantic interest and stick with it. You bisexuals are so greedy.

    (:P)


    Also, my father's wife(stepmother I guess) is also racist. It's pretty awkward.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm jewish

    i don't mind holocaust jokes or jewish jokes as long as

    A) they're said in jest and you don't mean them

    B) they're actually funny

    Everything has a comedy side to it.


    Everything.

    this is also my view

    there are times and places when you shouldn't make jokes about some things, but that's only in those contexts

    there's no subject that should be completely forbidden in all instances of ever being made light of

    that's absurd, that's basically believing that some words are magical and have magic powers when said regardless of how they are said

    i've had people tell me "You can't joke about rape, not ever, and you can't use the word rape in a lighter context like saying some dude raped you at Halo: Reach last night"

    and i'm like "Why not?"

    they go "YOU CAN'T! IT HURTS RAPE VICTIMS!"

    and i'm like actually i've been sexually assaulted more than once and being able to use gallows humor and make light of the situation has been part of my overcoming the trauma of the situation so uh

    fuck you?

    yeah

    let's go with that.


    Damn right. There should be absolutely nothing sacred when it comes to things to laugh at.

    Half the time its better to find something funny in a situation or it'll make you cry.





    When my Dad had the fuck off massive cyst and tumor affecting his language part of his brain? Laughing my nuts off because his mind replaced to word hospital with the word Adelaide.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    SharpyVII wrote: »
    So one day I'm visiting her and she leans over with a massive grin on her face and says "You know how woke me up this morning? A Black man!!!" she then lean't back still smiling.

    There are so many places to go with this.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    yeah that's sorta a requirement

    something offensive can't, in and of itself, be the punchline

    this is why i don't find a lot of sarah silverman's stuff very funny

    the majority of her comedy is "oh my god a girl said something filthy!"

    but like, for example, some of the stuff Louis CK says is offensive as shit, but the fact that he's saying offensive things is not "the joke"

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »

    Man I wish. Sober as a...

    as a...


    You know, I'm really struggling to think of someone sober.

    a frenchman

    The French are always drunk. And blaspheming their paintings at the same time.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I have no friends of any recogisable minority :I

    ahem

    I'm not sure being a Ginger is a minority.

    Oh god. They're multiplying!

    Quick! Fetch the hair dye!


    (I love gingers really)

    I can tolerate them because they remind me of delicious biscuits.

    I don't even

    sil how drunk are you presently

    Man I wish. Sober as a...

    as a...


    You know, I'm really struggling to think of someone sober.

    a frenchman

    No, Frenchman are all drunk all the time. How else can you explain eating snails and putting up with their body odor without puking.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY

    Basically, yeah

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I can tolerate them because they remind me of delicious biscuits.

    Damn it, now I'm going to and won't know why. I hate you.

    Awwww.


    They are delicious though!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My dad can sometimes be less than entirely racially sensitive but really I think it's seeing ignorance and bad behavior in general that sets him off, whether on the part of white people or any other race

    If you're basically a good person and not a criminal or an asshole dad will probably be cool with you

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    That would be gay.

    And retarded.

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Pony you should come to Germany and make holocaust jokes in public.

    Even the german jews will go apeshit.

    like i said, there are times and places you shouldn't make jokes about some things

    that's called tact

    but that doesn't make a subject forbidden to ever be joked about ever

    Oh, it does in Germany. But the Germans in general have a weird habit of going "Oh no everybody hates us because WW2/The jews!" while, in fact, few people today still care.

    What I'm saying is a more relaxed view of our past might be in order.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Man, pick a romantic interest and stick with it. You bisexuals are so greedy.

    (:P)


    Also, my father's wife(stepmother I guess) is also racist. It's pretty awkward.

    raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! :x

    the fact that this is an opinion some people seriously express drives me bonkers

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i need to see schindlers list

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    No, Frenchman are all drunk all the time. How else can you explain eating snails and putting up with their body odor without puking.


    Gentlemen.jpg

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    Wait what

    The word 'rape' is evolving into 'an unpleasant experience' or something? I actually don't understand what you are doing

    mensch-o-matic on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    how the

    it's fantastic

    also, grab a box of tissues

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    She once told me that she didn't mind blacks, but no child of hers would dare bring one home.


    I wish I had a black girlfriend to spite her.
    (Which coincidentally almost happened once)

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    nino

    man

    if you're gay that's cool

    we ain't gonna judge you

    plus, most of us already figured it out anyway

    Only for you

    And hunter

    And butters

    And langly and cad and NaS

    And and and

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    Wait what

    The word 'rape' is evolving into 'an unpleasant experience' or something? I actually don't understand what you are doing
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Saying someone 'raped you' with a bad movie or whatever is just tacky as fuck, not triggering

    I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it

    it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations

    That would be gay.

    And retarded.

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    JAKJAK Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I always laugh when a new word for 'mentally disabled' comes along.

    Because words like 'retarded' and 'special' sound too much like insults now.

    People will ALWAYS call people by those words as insults. The comparison to those people is part of the insult.

    'Idiot' was originally a medical term for the mentally impaired.

    It's a battle that can't be won.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    how the

    it's fantastic

    also, grab a box of tissues

    If that's what does it for you ...

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    when i had a stroke, it was p much the worst experience in my entire life and it's fucked me up permanently and continues to be a serious impediment to my life

    i'm p much mentally disabled now. it's not noticeable most of the time, but when it's noticeable, it is very noticeable

    a couple days after it happened, i got out of the hospital and went home. i had one functioning eye, and one functioning hand

    i posted on the forums about it, made a thread

    Tube proceeded to lay into me with a stream of hilarious stroke-related puns

    i appreciated this and laughed about it with the side of my face that worked

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Oh, it does in Germany. But the Germans in general have a weird habit of going "Oh no everybody hates us because WW2/The jews!" while, in fact, few people today still care.

    What I'm saying is a more relaxed view of our past might be in order.

    all my expat friends and I make tonnes of nazi jokes whenever we get together, mostly to get it out of our system.
    I got glared at for yelling 'lebensraum' in a nightclub on the weekend. Sometimes I forget where I am.

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    She once told me that she didn't mind blacks, but no child of hers would dare bring one home.


    I wish I had a black girlfriend to spite her.
    (Which coincidentally almost happened once)

    Ah yes, the old "I'm not racist but..." technique.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mully wrote: »
    i need to see schindlers list

    Saw it! When I was 13! It was good! And insanely fucked up!

    mensch-o-matic on
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    ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My mom once told me that Islam was the cause of most of the world's problems.

    Sigh.

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