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Star Trek - The Beginning of the Borg

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    OH FUCK GUYS LETS RIDE DUNEBUGGIES!


    NOW LETS DIRECTLY RIP OFF SCENES FROM OTHER, BETTER MOVIES!

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TROI GETS MINDRAPED (AGAIN!)

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Wait wait

    Was IV Search For Spock

    Because I loved all the pre-2000 movies

    III was Search for Spock

    IV was The Voyage Home, where they travel back in time to save the whales

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the one with the whales is the best thing the star trek franchise ever produced

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    no that would be Wrath of Kahn

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Insurrection was just kinda disappointing.


    Nemesis was downright insulting.
    Deanna Troi: Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
    Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about such things in this day and age.
    Deanna Troi: Uh-huh.
    [notices Data]
    Beverly Crusher: Thank you, Data.
    [Data walks up to Worf]
    Worf: I have an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast. This environment must be affecting me again.
    Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about--

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Star Trek 6 is the best movie. Cold War allegories, Shakespearean Klingon, space political assassination mystery, Kirk on Kirk fight scene and Kim Cattrall O-face.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    no that would be Wrath of Kahn

    Wrath of Who?

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Insurrection was just kinda disappointing.


    Nemesis was downright insulting.
    Deanna Troi: Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
    Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about such things in this day and age.
    Deanna Troi: Uh-huh.
    [notices Data]
    Beverly Crusher: Thank you, Data.
    [Data walks up to Worf]
    Worf: I have an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast. This environment must be affecting me again.
    Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about--

    Nemesis is like that except its the whole movie.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    to this day my father refers to swear words as "colorful metaphors"

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    no that would be Wrath of Kahn

    Wrath of Who?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjd7L6txGLk

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Insurrection was just kinda disappointing.


    Nemesis was downright insulting.
    Deanna Troi: Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
    Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about such things in this day and age.
    Deanna Troi: Uh-huh.
    [notices Data]
    Beverly Crusher: Thank you, Data.
    [Data walks up to Worf]
    Worf: I have an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast. This environment must be affecting me again.
    Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about--

    Nemesis is like that except its the whole movie.

    I thought the writing in Nemesis was much better

    also

    Tom Hardy

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    define: dreamboat

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    did you think the writing in Nemesis was much better because they copy+pasted huge chunks of it from Wrath of Kahn

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    no that would be Wrath of Kahn

    Wrath of Who?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjd7L6txGLk

    Indeed.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    did you think the writing in Nemesis was much better because they copy+pasted huge chunks of it from Wrath of Kahn

    sorry, I was too busy looking at those lips and listening to his intoxicating accent

    what did they steal from II?

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jolly-olly wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I liked First Contact even though it had holodeck shennanigans and time travel, two things I usually can't stand

    Goddamn time travel

    Maybe this isn't the place for it but goddamn I hate the holodeck and what it says about everyone in Star Trek.

    Here is a room in which you can have anything you desire and cap'n picard and the other soulless boring cool kids of the enterprise spend all day frolicking around playing Robin fucking Hood! You can have respect for the classics that is fine but goddamn space people you can have anything!

    It stretches my suspension of disbelief past the breaking point.

    So what would you do?

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    Barkley knew what was up

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    did you think the writing in Nemesis was much better because they copy+pasted huge chunks of it from Wrath of Kahn

    sorry, I was too busy looking at those lips and listening to his intoxicating accent

    what did they steal from II?

    Pretty much the entire last half of the movie.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    nemesis was awesome stop being awful people

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    neeeerds

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    neeeerds

    sokath, his eyes uncovered

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    neeeerds

    sokath, his eyes uncovered

    darmak, and jilad!

    at tenagra!


    man i have been watching a lot of TNG lately.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wish they still had it on Spike instead of Voyager.

    Really? Voyager is better for Spike how? 7 of 9?

    I just don't like turning it to fox in the early morning just to catch TNG.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    nemesis was awesome stop being awful people

    Nope.ru

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    IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Owenashi wrote: »
    Here's a link for anyone who wants to look at the various novels and comics' attempts to give the Borg an origin. Also, I'm obligated to post these two videos.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80_HKdvNhgA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbsZRbwbJ4

    It's a shame they never got a chance to revisit the Mirror Universe again after those two episodes. I wanted to see what happened to the old-school Defiant.

    There are a set of Mirror Universe books which explain exactly this.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Guys you gotta understand when I complain about the one with the whales I don't really mean it

    I mean shit, kirk smokes a blunt in tha tone

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    I liked how in the opening scene of the first Enterprise mirror universe episode, the just do the part at the end of First Contact where the Vulcan comes down and meets Zephram Cochrane, except when Zephram is about to offer his hand for a handshake, he instead reaches for a gun and just shoots the Vulcan and takes his ship.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    I liked how in the opening scene of the first Enterprise mirror universe episode, the just do the part at the end of First Contact where the Vulcan comes down and meets Zephram Cochrane, except when Zephram is about to offer his hand for a handshake, he instead reaches for a gun and just shoots the Vulcan and takes his ship.

    Everyone is such a dick in the mirror universe

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I liked how in the opening scene of the first Enterprise mirror universe episode, the just do the part at the end of First Contact where the Vulcan comes down and meets Zephram Cochrane, except when Zephram is about to offer his hand for a handshake, he instead reaches for a gun and just shoots the Vulcan and takes his ship.

    Everyone is such a dick in the mirror universe

    or gay

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I will always

    always

    cry at the end of II

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's just so goddamn touching

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    PolecatPolecat What does the polecat say? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    v'ger is the best

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lost 70,000 light years from Deep Space Nine, on what was originally a 5 day mission; Janeway's many command errors secured the victory of Initiative 86 which prohibited women drivers in the Federation. Within a year, the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, the Dominion and the Borg adopted the initiative. This ushered in a new era of understanding between the galaxy's superpowers. For this reason, many credit the Voyager mission with bringing long lasting peace to the galaxy.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yadda yadda yadda is the best segway for explaining bullshit reasons ever

    Fact

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ferengi are the god damn best

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    shaka, when the walls fell

    gilgamesh and enkidu at uruk

    I never knew this episode was such a big deal.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I liked how in the opening scene of the first Enterprise mirror universe episode, the just do the part at the end of First Contact where the Vulcan comes down and meets Zephram Cochrane, except when Zephram is about to offer his hand for a handshake, he instead reaches for a gun and just shoots the Vulcan and takes his ship.

    Everyone is such a dick in the mirror universe

    or gay

    And they've all got goatees, which proves that it's the evil universe.

    Or maybe that was just Spock. I would have loved it if they'd given all of the guys goatees in the DS9 Mirror universe episodes, even the Cardassians.

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    HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The only thing I didn't like in the later seasons of DS9 was what they did with Ferengi culture.

    Even if the episodes themself were pretty good.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I dunno, Ferengi were just pirates before, so it works

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    I liked how in the opening scene of the first Enterprise mirror universe episode, the just do the part at the end of First Contact where the Vulcan comes down and meets Zephram Cochrane, except when Zephram is about to offer his hand for a handshake, he instead reaches for a gun and just shoots the Vulcan and takes his ship.

    I just love how the Vulcan government is ok with one of their ships being stolen by a primitive species.

    If I was some Vulcan commander I'd be all, "Oh no they di'int" and come nuke Montana from orbit.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Lost 70,000 light years from Deep Space Nine, on what was originally a 5 day mission; Janeway's many command errors secured the victory of Initiative 86 which prohibited women drivers in the Federation. Within a year, the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, the Dominion and the Borg adopted the initiative. This ushered in a new era of understanding between the galaxy's superpowers. For this reason, many credit the Voyager mission with bringing long lasting peace to the galaxy.

    The Ferengis had it right from the get-go.

    Women can't do shit.

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