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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.

    What are you talking about it's an enormously complicated process

    psh women

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.

    All you have to do is jam your fingers in there. We apparently just move our hands up and down. But vibrators and fleshlghts make it better!

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarks what year is your detective piece written? Is it contemporary?

    I'm trying to downplay the time as much as possible but either the twenties or eighties, I guess. Those are the two times that keep popping in my head when I'm imagining what everything looks like.

    You'll have to avoid using any slang if you don't want to tie it down to a particular era.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.

    Good job showing a lack of understanding of male masturbation.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    elendil, are you into greek type stuff
    no nerd you cannot be my catamite

    I just want you to play titanquest with than and I

    I'll be the healer

    and you can be the guy that harasses Than

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.

    All you have to do is jam your fingers in there. We apparently just move our hands up and down. But vibrators and fleshlghts make it better!

    Sarksus, subtle master of pleasure

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    It's like, "Here is a vibrating object, that can be used for things where vibration is applicable" vs. "Here is a fake vagina jammed into a flashlight-shaped object that you fuck".

    I could keep a hot dog in the fleshlight for my lunch. It has legitimate uses just like a vibrator apparently does!
    This makes those "banana keeper" things much more creepy now.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    [chat] is talking about masturbation and dildos.

    I might just go back to sleep.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've seen plenty of videos of ladies getting along just fine without help

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.

    Yes, they are very creepy.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarks what year is your detective piece written? Is it contemporary?

    I'm trying to downplay the time as much as possible but either the twenties or eighties, I guess. Those are the two times that keep popping in my head when I'm imagining what everything looks like.

    You'll have to avoid using any slang if you don't want to tie it down to a particular era.

    Yeah I haven't used the word 'dame' yet.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.

    pillow chan is sad

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Real dolls are just the physical manifestation of a man's pain.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    seriously

    you can't hug them like you can a nice fuckpillow

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    elendil, are you into greek type stuff
    no nerd you cannot be my catamite

    I just want you to play titanquest with than and I

    I'll be the healer

    and you can be the guy that harasses Than

    wait, people are harassing Than in tq?

    I want in.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.

    I wonder what androids will think about real dolls.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    yeah, I bought it and than played with me for a while a yesterday

    thom and taranis played too


    I have 3 level sevens

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Sorry I just think dudes have the easiest time in the world to masturbate so they don't need lovingly molded lady replicas where as it's difficult for ladies.

    Good job showing a lack of understanding of male masturbation.

    Gynofacist.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    seriously

    you can't hug them like you can a nice fuckpillow

    Those Japanese anime sex pillows creep me the hell out

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    weird chat

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    This is a solid point.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think we all know the real reason dildos are acceptable while fleshlights are not is that vaginas are icky whereas dicks are the glorious and beautiful tools of the gods.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.

    There was a comic on Oglaf about something like that.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.

    and then Cass wrote the antirotica

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    seriously

    you can't hug them like you can a nice fuckpillow

    Those Japanese anime sex pillows creep me the hell out

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    yeah, I bought it and than played with me for a while a yesterday

    thom and taranis played too


    I have 3 level sevens

    I bought it forever ago, dusted it off and played with Than once and HappyLilElf once, now it's gathering dust again.

    Nerd let's kill monsters, take their loot, and not feel bad about being glorified thugs.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.

    Now that's a hell.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.
    There's an entire Sexy Losers arc about this exact thing! Then she gets granted life by the fuckdoll fairy.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think we all know the real reason dildos are acceptable while fleshlights are not is that vaginas are icky whereas dicks are the glorious and beautiful tools of the gods.

    Dildos have also been around since the ice age while fleshlights are modern and new inventions created thanks to modern technology.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.

    and then Cass wrote the antirotica

    sounds like a Joss Whedon show

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    seriously

    you can't hug them like you can a nice fuckpillow

    Those Japanese anime sex pillows creep me the hell out

    eacho1.jpg

    I like how he took some bites out of her food so it looks like she was eating

    also jesus that's so much food, even if his animu girl was real that would be a lot, no wonder this guy's resorted to fucking a pillow

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.

    and then Cass wrote the antirotica

    It's also like the entire plot of the second Ghost in the Shell movie.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.

    and then Cass wrote the antirotica

    sounds like a Joss Whedon show

    only if the real doll was sassy and only suffered ptsd when it was convinient for the plot.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    Real Dolls serve a noble purpose. I mean, would you want to have sex with the kind of guy who'd fuck a Real Doll? They're taking one for the team.

    You know what would be creepy? A Real Doll that was secretly alive but couldn't do anything as it was being dressed in lacy lingerie and then done up the vagina by a guy who owns the Real Doll.

    and then Cass wrote the antirotica

    sounds like a Joss Whedon show

    you sound like a Joss Whedon show, Mr. Witty Rejoinder! :x

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    There's an entire Sexy Losers arc about this exact thing! Then she gets granted life by the fuckdoll fairy.

    granted life by the what

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    desc wrote: »
    There's an entire Sexy Losers arc about this exact thing! Then she gets granted life by the fuckdoll fairy.

    granted life by the what

    thats our pet name for each other

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Okay we can all agree that Real Dolls are fucking creepy though.
    seriously

    you can't hug them like you can a nice fuckpillow

    Those Japanese anime sex pillows creep me the hell out

    eacho1.jpg

    I like how he took some bites out of her food so it looks like she was eating

    also jesus that's so much food, even if his animu girl was real that would be a lot, no wonder this guy's resorted to fucking a pillow

    I think that's just a ploy so he can order double the food and just pretend like he's ordering it for his pillow.

    Sheep on
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