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A [Chat]mas Carol

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    haha shit. I need to call my dad and let him know I don't need a ride to work tomorrow, but he's at a prayer meeting for two more hours. I'm gonna be so drunk when I talk to him.

    a 2 hour prayer meeting?

    that is retarded

    You know what I think about the whole thing. The time spent at the meeting is the least retarded part.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I've decided to drink every night until I get a new pair of glasses.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9dZ2843W64&feature=related

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    haha shit. I need to call my dad and let him know I don't need a ride to work tomorrow, but he's at a prayer meeting for two more hours. I'm gonna be so drunk when I talk to him.

    a 2 hour prayer meeting?

    that is retarded

    I laughed way harder at this than it merited

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    Favorite ThingFavorite Thing Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Holy shit.

    If it weren't for the fact that losing my lense for any amount of time wasn't inherently unlucky, I'd say I was the luckiest man on Earth. After finishing my Gin, I realized I couldn't stop thinking about how much it sucks to lose my lense, so I took a flashlight and went out. I walked all over with this hand-powered flashlight, just spinning the crank and feeling like a damn fool while I looked through white glistening ground for a little piece of glass.

    And bam! Right where it should have been trampled on or driven over, where I left the garbage this morning, was the a small lense-shaped piece of ground... the only part that wasn't glowing under my flashlight. And there it is! Not a single fucking scratch!

    This should not have happened.

    Great, now my dad is gonna think God did it.

    Someone in my family said they were lucky when they got hit by a car on a motorcycle and flew 40 feet and didn't have a scratch on them. Your story reminds me of that. Luckily Unlucky? or Unluckily Lucky?

    Good stuff, huh?

    It's so confusing.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sissy boy and dandy ponce are excellent suggestions

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe shoot him a text message?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh my god sean connery makes me so happy every time he pops into vent

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It was only a matter of time before Microsoft's continually-hacked Kinect became embroiled in a VR simulation of some sort, and while we're not riding light cycles quite yet, enterprising developer Nao_u has managed to put himself in the shoes (and short skirt) of a Japanese virtual pop icon. Mapping his every move onto the virtual skeleton of Vocaloid's Miku Hatsune probably won't impress you much at this stage of the game, but there's the little matter of what Nao_u did next: he hooked up a pair of Vuzix VR920 LCD glasses to see through the digital diva's eyes, too. Find the terribly cutesy video after the break, and fast-forward to 4:30 to watch Nao attempt to walk a narrow beam set atop a virtual skyscraper.

    *sigh*

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TAKE HIM DOWN WILL!

    I'm sick of Bama struttin' around as if he owns the place.

    I saw him drink Milk right from the container!

    He leaves the toilet seats up and never flushes!

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's like they say, man. God doesn't close one door without blowing a wall in.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe shoot him a text message?

    He only has a landline phone.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    regular eddy makes me feel inadequate because he dates girls

    also I think he likes sports or something

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh my god sean connery makes me so happy every time he pops into vent

    He's pretty much the best.

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe shoot him a text message?

    He only has a landline phone.

    Carrier pigeon it is, then.

    Or fox.

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    工事中
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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    regular eddy makes me feel inadequate because he dates girls

    also I think he likes sports or something

    fast eddy will always have the key to my heart

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    regular eddy makes me feel inadequate because he dates girls

    also I think he likes sports or something

    He might be better than you at LoL, too.

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    Favorite ThingFavorite Thing Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There was a commercial on Vh1 for a radio show: Classic Rock Nights with Eddie Webb, but the website doesn't have a way to listen from Maryland where I live. Why am I not not good enough [chat]

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe shoot him a text message?

    He only has a landline phone.
    create a google voice account for him then send a text message

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Strike down the upstart Will!

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    regular eddy makes me feel inadequate because he dates girls

    also I think he likes sports or something

    He might be better than you at LoL, too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKHoMi-U8g4

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    regular eddy makes me feel inadequate because he dates girls

    also I think he likes sports or something

    He might be better than you at LoL, too.

    fuck

    he totally is

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    regular eddy makes me feel inadequate because he dates girls

    also I think he likes sports or something

    he is korean

    so he cannot play the romantic lead

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    okay

    casual eddy

    fancy lad

    dainty fop

    dandy ponce



    what else

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    [chat], I want this work week to be over SO badly. :(

    How are all of you?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man, one of these days things are gonna change and Asian actors are gonna start getting so much pussy.

    course they'll only use | | this much of it

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Will, you are pretty awesome.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama, you are pretty awesome.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mori, you are pretty drunk.

    and also awesome

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Okay, I can already tell if I keep this up I'm gonna get an infraction. Sorry guys, no more awesomes to go around.

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i am modestly nifty

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    attractively commendable?

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hachface, don't tell anyone else I told you this....

    but you are awesome.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what is LoL?

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hachface, don't tell anyone else I told you this....

    but you are awesome.

    ...

    fuck

    this is a deadly secret

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what is LoL?

    You know that sound people make when they see my penis?

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    chat's moving slow tonight.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What's bovvering you, Mark?

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    lol is a vidyagame EB

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No it's not true, don't even ask!

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have a cut on my tongue.

    This is amongst the worst things.

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