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A [Chat]mas Carol

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What a story, Mark!

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    my wife is watching some vampire show

    :(

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    my wife is watching some vampire show

    :(

    D:

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    my wife is watching some vampire show

    :(

    Bite her.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    water story mark

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    YU'RE TEAHRANG ME APAHHT, LISA

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    my wife is watching some vampire show

    :(
    Which one is it?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it is set in a high school

    but the actors are all like 27

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    is it the vampire show with the naked ladies

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hi, doggy!

    You're my favorite customer.

    God, it's like this movie is just made up of conversations in Oblivion

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    my wife is watching some vampire show

    :(
    Which one is it?

    vampire dairies

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    Favorite ThingFavorite Thing Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    my wife is reading some vampire book by Guillermo Del Toro

    :^:

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is there a word for when a person states conclusions and then goes on to use those unjustified conclusions to justify other conclusions?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Is there a word for when a person states conclusions and then goes on to use those unjustified conclusions to justify other conclusions?

    "Jackass."

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    my wife is watching some vampire show

    :(
    Which one is it?

    vampire dairies
    do these vampires drink milk

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    my wife is watching some vampire show

    :(
    Which one is it?

    vampire dairies
    I wake up in a cold sweat some nights after dreaming the girl I'm seeing has discovered that show.

    I know far too much about True Blood and the related novels as it is.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Is there a word for when a person states conclusions and then goes on to use those unjustified conclusions to justify other conclusions?
    begging the question

    edit: I misread. I think you'd just call that an unfounded assertion

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I kill u u basterd!

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so a high school friend of mine is an aspiring actor

    he has become shockingly good looking in the past few years and got a starring role in a really indie film

    http://dangercavemedia.com/portfolio/dayfour/

    it's in post production right now

    it looks kinda interesting, i guess, but i fear it will be overwrought.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want to become shockingly good looking :l

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Is there a word for when a person states conclusions and then goes on to use those unjustified conclusions to justify other conclusions?

    So this guy is looking at programs at his local college, when his buddy Greg is like "Have you tried the program of Assuming?"

    The guy is like, what? And Greg goes "Well, let me give you an example of Assuming. Do you have a dog?"

    "Yeah, I do."

    "So you must have a yard for it to play in."

    "Yeah."

    "And that yard is attached to a house?"

    "Yeah, I live in a house."

    "And you live in that house with a wife?"

    "We've been married for a year."

    "See? Just from knowing you had a dog I found out you live in a house with your wife!"

    The guy is really impressed and signs up. The next day, he goes to tell his buddy John about the program he's in. John is initally skeptical. "College of Assuming? Sounds pretty useless to me."

    The guy goes "Well, let me give you an example. Do you have a dog?"

    "Nope."

    The guy steps back. "You fag!"

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You guys ever start to share an anecdote with someone then realize they were involved with/present for the event in question?

    <.<

    >.>

    yea me either

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    You guys ever start to share an anecdote with someone then realize they were involved with/present for the event in question?

    <.<

    >.>

    yea me either

    I do this all the time

    I have a terrible memory

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also I have a huge bump behind my ear

    either it is a zit or a bug bite or a

    tumor?

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    so a high school friend of mine is an aspiring actor

    he has become shockingly good looking in the past few years and got a starring role in a really indie film

    http://dangercavemedia.com/portfolio/dayfour/

    it's in post production right now

    it looks kinda interesting, i guess, but i fear it will be overwrought.

    Yeah its kind of seething with angst and lower-middle class desperation.

    It's the achilles heel to a lot of good indie movies that otherwise would be really good.

    I'm sure your friend is a fine actor, however.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    also I have a huge bump behind my ear

    either it is a zit or a bug bite or a

    tumor?

    ITS NOT A TUMAH

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm always repeating my stories. Some of my friends have caught on that nothing new has happened to me in three years.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    also I have a huge bump behind my ear

    either it is a zit or a bug bite or a

    tumor?

    cyst
    I've got several :C

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    You guys ever start to share an anecdote with someone then realize they were involved with/present for the event in question?

    <.<

    >.>

    yea me either

    "Remember that time I banged that guy's sister and then sent him the video of it? Oh, right."

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    also I have a huge bump behind my ear

    either it is a zit or a bug bite or a

    tumor?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Silas Brown wrote: »
    I'm always repeating my stories. Some of my friends have caught on that nothing new has happened to me in three years.

    This is one of my most embarrassing traits. My roommate tells me I've told her a story already pretty much every other time I open my mouth.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    hey mori, are you planning on buying The Witcher? it's at 5 dollars.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    also I have a huge bump behind my ear

    either it is a zit or a bug bite or a

    tumor?

    cyst
    I've got several :C

    I hope it is not that

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    also I have a huge bump behind my ear

    either it is a zit or a bug bite or a

    tumor?
    Malignant Cystosmatic Lymph Disorder

    You should probably check in with your doctor.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    woah. my brother just called my dad a "fat bitch" for disliking Minecraft.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Good news: The people who are running the play I auditioned for apparently liked me a great deal. I haven't been offered the part, but the message they left asking me to come in tonight for the last day of auditions (I was working, unfortunately) was very encouraging. I might be in a play, for the first time since I was a kid! And maybe getting paid for it! Imagine that, getting paid to do something I love.

    Not-so-good news: The girl I am trying to date is leaving tomorrow for about a week, and she was very noncommittal in the conversation we had about whether we're "dating" or "friends". So....I don't know what's up with that.

    Anyway, how's [chat]?

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So I walk into the lunch room smelling corn dogs.

    We had fried pumpkin and a yuzu stir fry.

    >.>

    Something is suspicious...

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    You guys ever start to share an anecdote with someone then realize they were involved with/present for the event in question?

    <.<

    >.>

    yea me either

    "Remember that time I banged that guy's sister and then sent him the video of it? Oh, right."
    "man you should have seen the look on that sap's face"

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    hey mori, are you planning on buying The Witcher? it's at 5 dollars.

    Oh shit! Thanks for telling me! :D I'm on it now!

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    You guys ever start to share an anecdote with someone then realize they were involved with/present for the event in question?

    <.<

    >.>

    yea me either

    "Remember that time I banged that guy's sister and then sent him the video of it? Oh, right."
    "man you should have seen the look on that sap's face"

    "aahahaha yeah just like that"

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