Last year for Secret Satan on another forum, Sporky sent me 72 Kinder Eggs. Which we then found out were banned because they rifled through that package, stuck a "this is contriband" note to it, than sent it anyway. Pretty funny. And oh my, the toys!
Apparently my tendency to occasionally post that one photo of me that I think looks really good earned me this:
I was all ??? but then underneath it was a trove of TREASURES!
HOOOLY SHIT! I've been wanting to get into D&D for some time now. I guess I have no excuse, I should find a group to play with once I read this thing.
A Dungeon Master's Guide!? Oh no! Now I'll never get anything done again!
And the final piece of the Trifoce!
THANK YOU TOSSROCK! You're good people! Merry Christmas and all that!
KeikaDelectable tea, or deadly poison?Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
It arrived! Hurray! :rotate:
Ever since Sticks told me the tracking said it was delivered, I've been waiting impatiently to see the reaction.
We actually had to go buy more chocolate because the original peppermint bark didn't survive very long after leaving the store. Omm nom nom nom
Glad you like the ponies. I had a lot of fun making them but was worried that My Little Ponies (even custom ones) would be too girlie... In the end Gabe-pony seems perfectly happy with the result while Tycho-pony is less than pleased.
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"My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
Those ponies are so awesome! This is totally ruining my attempts to pretend I don't still love My Little Ponies!
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Ever since Sticks told me the tracking said it was delivered, I've been waiting impatiently to see the reaction.
We actually had to go buy more chocolate because the original peppermint bark didn't survive very long after leaving the store. Omm nom nom nom
Glad you like the ponies. I had a lot of fun making them but was worried that My Little Ponies (even custom ones) would be too girlie... In the end Gabe-pony seems perfectly happy with the result while Tycho-pony is less than pleased.
Thanks again.
I think they will hang out with the dragon on top of my computer desk.
I nearly walked into my wife when I came into the apartment this afternoon, as she was leaving to go get some coffee with friends.
She says "Hey, you got a package. It's in the office."
A package.
What my dear sweet wife did not realize was that in fact, it was not just a package. This box was a messenger, and its delivery was pure literary genius and unfettered knowledge.
I was sure of my footing as I approached the box, sent without much fanfare from Houndstooth, Alabama.
My breath was steady as I cut the packing tape, but as I removed the great tome within, my hands began to shake.
Inside were two books.
No, that's not right. It was much more.
It is one book, but seven novels by one of the Fathers of Science Fiction. They are wrapped in a gorgeous leather bound anthology, resplendent in lush purple and silver sides.
Within, the following:
The Time Machine
The Island of Dr. Moreau
The Invisible Man
The War of the Worlds
The First Men in the Moon
The Food of the Gods
In the Days of the Comet
Look closely and you will see that the brilliance inside is so great that it even shines through the sides of the pages.
If there's things I love more than science fiction, it's weird trivia, the crazy shit people believe and debunking stories of the "unknown". Munkus has somehow found a book that encompasses all of these things.
This book is like every conspiracy theory and spooky story thread we've ever had all in one place, plus tons of wacky trivia.
Since I don't have a pet, let's see what Robert Downey Jr thinks about the gifts.
He seems impressed.
Thank you, Munkus, this is awesome and I can't wait (after I finish reading the books Langly gave me), to dig in.
Also, did you know that I never knew your first name before now?
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
A Canadian Box, wrapped in Duct Tape armor. Nothing was to get into or out of this box until it arrived.
What I saw when I opened the box.
These things are crazy. They're like some kind of little jello cup. They have little bits floating inside them. I'm not sure what the bits are, since they don't seem to be the fruit... but these are delicious. I tried a grape one, have not tried the Lychee ones yet.
This fudge was great. I didn't really read the box at first, just put it in my mouth and was pleased.
I don't really drink coffee, but I will drink this, since you say it's some kind of phenomenon.
This appears to be a sort of noodle and some kind of meat strip. I am scared because they both have the word "seafood" on them, but I will find out what they taste like some day.
Some kind of mini Mandarin Orange candy. I was going to write that I hadn't tried them, then I decided to. Oh cripes these things are really ORANGE-Y. Wow!
I haven't opened these yet, but I am 100% sure nothing but good can come from these candies themed after poop. They even have dispensers that eject the candies from their butt.
I am going to follow the directions and try these Maple Flakes on various things. I've never had them before, so it'll be an adventure. I love maple syrup, so I should probably love these?
Gonna be honest; I don't like coconut. I promise I will try one of these, because I'd be a huge jerk if I didn't at least give it a shot.
I had stuff similar to this when I went to Malaysia, and I'm happy to try it again.
I like Rocky Horror a lot, but the only prior experience I have with Glee is they used to play a version of Don't Stop Believin' at work from the show, and I though it sounded weird... parts of that song were actually nice, and gave it a fresh feel. Parts of it made me go "OK, you're just vocally showing off. Enough."
I listened to this today, and it kind of gives me the same feeling. Maybe I need to see the show to see what exactly all the fuss is about?
I do appreciate this, as it forces something on me that I normally wouldn't try out myself, and I'm not outgoing enough to do anything about on my own. Also, I really like this version of Science Fiction Double Feature.
I kind of feel like a real D&D player now. I've just been borrowing my friend's books or looking at PDFs for reference, and now I can look at my own book when I need to look something up. This is awesome.
And now, are you ready for the GRAND FINALE? I hope you are, because it is truly spectacular:
I'm wondering how Munkus found time in his surgical ass-removing schedule to be a fantastic Satan.
Somehow he pulled it off.
He's got a daytimer specifically used to plan out ass surgery, ass surgery recovery, secret satan, posting on SE++, further ass surgery related events, and law school.
So I'm doing a secret santa thing in real life (or, IRL, as the kids call it) and, behind schedule, went to make my purchase today. Unfortunately, the only thing my santee wanted was a black dildo.
The shame involved in purchasing my gift well exceeds the twenty dollar spending limit which was imposed upon participants.
So I'm doing a secret santa thing in real life (or, IRL, as the kids call it) and, behind schedule, went to make my purchase today. Unfortunately, the only thing my santee wanted was a black dildo.
The shame involved in purchasing my gift well exceeds the twenty dollar spending limit which was imposed upon participants.
Grow up. Nobody who works at an adult novelty shop is going to judge you for wanting a black dick. It'd be like working in a shoe store and judging people who bought boots.
So I'm doing a secret santa thing in real life (or, IRL, as the kids call it) and, behind schedule, went to make my purchase today. Unfortunately, the only thing my santee wanted was a black dildo.
The shame involved in purchasing my gift well exceeds the twenty dollar spending limit which was imposed upon participants.
Grow up. Nobody who works at an adult novelty shop is going to judge you for wanting a black dick. It'd be like working in a shoe store and judging people who bought boots.
What if they were really skanky boots?
Like, "I wonder if she is a prostitute because they are the only people that wear those kinds of boots" kind of boots
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in front of a wolf poster
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
Really?
You're Cathy now. You're not even trying to pretend your a real boy, are you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbCT5fXdhhc
He was shot 33 days after his release in Yellowstone.
What I love about this is that it is equally possible that this was a delusion of Tracy's or that it
actually happened
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Edit: It is! Huzzah!
Somehow he pulled it off.
I have my gift sitting in my car waiting until I can escape from work and ship the son of a bitch
I'm glad it found me.
What could it be?
I'm glad you liked it. It was good times putting together that package.
Keika is bouncing beside me because you all liked her ponies.
Something involving Wham! or George Michael, obviously.
Apparently my tendency to occasionally post that one photo of me that I think looks really good earned me this:
I was all ??? but then underneath it was a trove of TREASURES!
HOOOLY SHIT! I've been wanting to get into D&D for some time now. I guess I have no excuse, I should find a group to play with once I read this thing.
A Dungeon Master's Guide!? Oh no! Now I'll never get anything done again!
And the final piece of the Trifoce!
THANK YOU TOSSROCK! You're good people! Merry Christmas and all that!
Extra-special bonus:
Awww. You're the best Satan a guy could have!
Ever since Sticks told me the tracking said it was delivered, I've been waiting impatiently to see the reaction.
We actually had to go buy more chocolate because the original peppermint bark didn't survive very long after leaving the store. Omm nom nom nom
Glad you like the ponies. I had a lot of fun making them but was worried that My Little Ponies (even custom ones) would be too girlie... In the end Gabe-pony seems perfectly happy with the result while Tycho-pony is less than pleased.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Thanks again.
I think they will hang out with the dragon on top of my computer desk.
She says "Hey, you got a package. It's in the office."
A package.
I was sure of my footing as I approached the box, sent without much fanfare from Houndstooth, Alabama.
My breath was steady as I cut the packing tape, but as I removed the great tome within, my hands began to shake.
Inside were two books.
No, that's not right. It was much more.
It is one book, but seven novels by one of the Fathers of Science Fiction. They are wrapped in a gorgeous leather bound anthology, resplendent in lush purple and silver sides.
Within, the following:
The Time Machine
The Island of Dr. Moreau
The Invisible Man
The War of the Worlds
The First Men in the Moon
The Food of the Gods
In the Days of the Comet
Look closely and you will see that the brilliance inside is so great that it even shines through the sides of the pages.
If there's things I love more than science fiction, it's weird trivia, the crazy shit people believe and debunking stories of the "unknown". Munkus has somehow found a book that encompasses all of these things.
This book is like every conspiracy theory and spooky story thread we've ever had all in one place, plus tons of wacky trivia.
Since I don't have a pet, let's see what Robert Downey Jr thinks about the gifts.
He seems impressed.
Thank you, Munkus, this is awesome and I can't wait (after I finish reading the books Langly gave me), to dig in.
Also, did you know that I never knew your first name before now?
hell yes
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
A Canadian Box, wrapped in Duct Tape armor. Nothing was to get into or out of this box until it arrived.
What I saw when I opened the box.
These things are crazy. They're like some kind of little jello cup. They have little bits floating inside them. I'm not sure what the bits are, since they don't seem to be the fruit... but these are delicious. I tried a grape one, have not tried the Lychee ones yet.
This fudge was great. I didn't really read the box at first, just put it in my mouth and was pleased.
I don't really drink coffee, but I will drink this, since you say it's some kind of phenomenon.
This appears to be a sort of noodle and some kind of meat strip. I am scared because they both have the word "seafood" on them, but I will find out what they taste like some day.
Some kind of mini Mandarin Orange candy. I was going to write that I hadn't tried them, then I decided to. Oh cripes these things are really ORANGE-Y. Wow!
I haven't opened these yet, but I am 100% sure nothing but good can come from these candies themed after poop. They even have dispensers that eject the candies from their butt.
I am going to follow the directions and try these Maple Flakes on various things. I've never had them before, so it'll be an adventure. I love maple syrup, so I should probably love these?
Gonna be honest; I don't like coconut. I promise I will try one of these, because I'd be a huge jerk if I didn't at least give it a shot.
I had stuff similar to this when I went to Malaysia, and I'm happy to try it again.
I like Rocky Horror a lot, but the only prior experience I have with Glee is they used to play a version of Don't Stop Believin' at work from the show, and I though it sounded weird... parts of that song were actually nice, and gave it a fresh feel. Parts of it made me go "OK, you're just vocally showing off. Enough."
I listened to this today, and it kind of gives me the same feeling. Maybe I need to see the show to see what exactly all the fuss is about?
I do appreciate this, as it forces something on me that I normally wouldn't try out myself, and I'm not outgoing enough to do anything about on my own. Also, I really like this version of Science Fiction Double Feature.
I kind of feel like a real D&D player now. I've just been borrowing my friend's books or looking at PDFs for reference, and now I can look at my own book when I need to look something up. This is awesome.
And now, are you ready for the GRAND FINALE? I hope you are, because it is truly spectacular:
Not entirely NSFW, but I'll link it anyway.
Yeah, you read that right. It's incense sticks.
There's a picture of a cat on that one.
CAULK BITE 6 is amazing. Thank you so very much.
He's got a daytimer specifically used to plan out ass surgery, ass surgery recovery, secret satan, posting on SE++, further ass surgery related events, and law school.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
there's crack cocaine in that there coffee
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
It is GORGEOUS.
The shame involved in purchasing my gift well exceeds the twenty dollar spending limit which was imposed upon participants.
That's my second favorite!
Grow up. Nobody who works at an adult novelty shop is going to judge you for wanting a black dick. It'd be like working in a shoe store and judging people who bought boots.
What if they were really skanky boots?
Like, "I wonder if she is a prostitute because they are the only people that wear those kinds of boots" kind of boots
they might be judges.
not this guy
a dildo in hand is worth two in the bush
as it were.