I remember a leaving do for a colleague of mine a few years ago. As a joke somebody bought them a vibrator as a going away gift. They turned up the next week for the weekly pub session and when asked how the vibrator was, she claimed that she hadn't used it because she'd left the thing on in her handbag on the way home the week before and the batteries had died out. no-one believed her.
I wasn't going to cross that threshold without something in my hand(s)
Now I'm imagining that scene from the PeeWee Herman movie where he runs out of the burning pet store with the two huge handfuls of snakes.
Man, I'm supposed to be watching holiday movies, but now I'm in the mood for Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
"Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"
"There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."
"I don't understand."
"You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."
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I wasn't going to cross that threshold without something in my hand(s)
Now I'm imagining that scene from the PeeWee Herman movie where he runs out of the burning pet store with the two huge handfuls of snakes.
Man, I'm supposed to be watching holiday movies, but now I'm in the mood for Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
"Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"
"There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."
"I don't understand."
"You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."
I don't really drink coffee, but I will drink this, since you say it's some kind of phenomenon.
don't feel obligated to drink it if it's not your thing. If you want, find someone who does drink coffee and give it to them.
This appears to be a sort of noodle and some kind of meat strip. I am scared because they both have the word "seafood" on them, but I will find out what they taste like some day.
these are actually dried octopus and squid, and are quite tasty (I think).
I haven't opened these yet, but I am 100% sure nothing but good can come from these candies themed after poop. They even have dispensers that eject the candies from their butt.
It is a Canadian tradition to pattern and name candies and other delicious things after animal poop.
Gonna be honest; I don't like coconut. I promise I will try one of these, because I'd be a huge jerk if I didn't at least give it a shot.
Aww... Sorry about that.
I like Rocky Horror a lot, but the only prior experience I have with Glee is they used to play a version of Don't Stop Believin' at work from the show, and I though it sounded weird... parts of that song were actually nice, and gave it a fresh feel. Parts of it made me go "OK, you're just vocally showing off. Enough."
I listened to this today, and it kind of gives me the same feeling. Maybe I need to see the show to see what exactly all the fuss is about?
I do appreciate this, as it forces something on me that I normally wouldn't try out myself, and I'm not outgoing enough to do anything about on my own. Also, I really like this version of Science Fiction Double Feature.
Honestly, I only really listen to the music. I haven't gotten into the show at all.
I kind of feel like a real D&D player now. I've just been borrowing my friend's books or looking at PDFs for reference, and now I can look at my own book when I need to look something up. This is awesome.
I'm glad you like it!
And now, are you ready for the GRAND FINALE? I hope you are, because it is truly spectacular:
I haven't received anything from my G&T or SE++ Santa/Satan yet. I'll be leaving town for 4 days starting tomorrow, and there's a chance those 4 days get extended to 11 days, so it might be awhile until I get a gift or post anything about it. Satan, if you're expecting the gift to arrive during this time, could you have a proxy let me know? It might factor in to how long I'm out of town (not solely, but a lot of little things going on might make me lean to a shorter trip).
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but crwth said he turned the camera off ;_;
Didn't they put the dildo in a bag or a box for you? Did you have to transport it outside the store while having in your mouth?
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big ol sad cardboard sign
"Busted Junk 1/2 Off"
"Hey, can you ring this up for me? Yeah, third one this week. Business has been brutal, you know what I mean? Nah, no gift receipt."
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"I really miss the ribbing on the ol' Mark II. You know what I'm talking about. All these goddamn cheap imported dildos. What happened to quality?"
you put the gift cert. in a popup christmas card and it's Santa with a boner
boom
suck on that, Hallmark
Then you have to purchase lube. I recommend by the 5 gallon bucket.
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I feel sorry for all the old fat guys who were in the store when I walked in, though. Because I was def. judging them.
Old fat guys need sex toys too!
I wasn't going to cross that threshold without something in my hand(s)
Now I'm imagining that scene from the PeeWee Herman movie where he runs out of the burning pet store with the two huge handfuls of snakes.
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They were probably buying porn DVDs.
Seriously, who the fuck actually buys physical copies of porn anymore? Haven't they heard of the intertrons.
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Man, I'm supposed to be watching holiday movies, but now I'm in the mood for Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
"Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Either that or looking for someone to go into the video booths with them.
Oh sex toy stores, always bastions of debauchery you don't want to know about.
Does Lady SH know that you used her bowling alley husband for sex acts?
"There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."
"I don't understand."
"You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."
Yessss
I guess it was a rebroadcast from 2004, but they played an interview on Fresh Air last month with Paul Reubens, and fuck the haters, I still love Pee Wee's Playhouse.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
It's even more amazing now that it's in my pants.
I was gonna say it must be a tight fit but then I thought.. nah, probably lots of spare room in there.
don't feel obligated to drink it if it's not your thing. If you want, find someone who does drink coffee and give it to them.
these are actually dried octopus and squid, and are quite tasty (I think).
It is a Canadian tradition to pattern and name candies and other delicious things after animal poop.
Aww... Sorry about that.
Honestly, I only really listen to the music. I haven't gotten into the show at all.
I'm glad you like it!
I really must know, as I was too scared to find out for myself, what a "Money House" smells like. Will you make that brave step for me, good sir?
Satans..... hints.....
December 27?
Fuck, I hope that's an overly generous estimate; I really want my guy to get his gifts by Christmas.
How long does it take to ship something along the East Coast anyway?
Apparently it was just B.C being a cool dude
who remembered that I love warheads from an offhand comment from like four years ago
way to represent the season, bro
Imma make a photo post anyway
BC is awesome!
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