My neighbor called to say they got a package for me from the nice USPS lady that comes around everyday. It's POURING outside and don't want to risk getting whatever is inside wet.
My bad, well in the miraculous break in weather where I took my driving test (and got my license WOOT,)
I managed to stop by my neighbors house. It is now sunny and cheery, the prime environment for posting.
This package looks pretty suspicious. There is a bulge indicating a boomer bomb of some sort. Better get one of the clones out of the closet for this one.
My clone is so lifelike, my camera asks "Did somebody blink?" Oh camera O_o
Surely this clone can open the box with his manly hands.
Okay, not a boomer bomb (great or else my living room would like a word with you)
I got peanuts, yay! Not really, let's check out what's under that.
A letter, from NicktheNewbie
Text coming soon
I cautiously look behind me.
Nothing.
Good.
I put my knife away.
Now I can see gifts!
Hey how did you know I have cold hands? Nevermind...
I start to hear rattling
HE PUT A SNAKE IN MY BOX
Nope its rope,
Tied in a noose.
What a jerk
I read the note again.
I find holiday treats inside
Oh I love clif bars!!
I see a book NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jk
Books are great. This looks like a good read.
This mystery box contains a cool compass. Looks complicated and I must learn its secrets.
There is a final piece to this box set.
What is it you ask?
AMERICAN!!!
AN AMERICAN AIRSOFT PISTOL
Is this a first to receive a weapon this awesome in the mail? My Santa must have wrestled the USPS people to let them send this.
Time to shoot my friends in the butt jk
Aw shucks NickTheNewbie, this is awesome!!!!!!!
Thanks for this gear, now its off to the mountains to show Bear Grylls WHO THE MEN ARE.
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spookymuffin( ° ʖ ° )Puyallup WA Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
Clif bars are delicious. Carrot cake and chocolate chip are my current favorites. I've heard tales of banana themed bars, but I haven't seen them yet.
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PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138 Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
The knot isn't actually a noose, it's what you use to tie to your harness when you are top-roping in rock climbing. Have fun hiking, and I hope my provisions help!
After returning home from last minute xmas shopping (where I learned never to go to wal mart 2 days away), I found my secret santa present!
With my cat being uncooperative, I had to enlist chief officer of decepticon merriment to assist me in opening it.
Mistaking the packing peanuts for energon cubes, he dived right in
The first thing that we brought our attention to at the bottom was a note! It began by describing some of the process that went into the stalking, but then went on to something very important
The first 2 gifts...
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood and the awesomely bad Street Fighter movie!. Truly the best kind of cringe worthy film.
And part 3...
This kickass Marvel Vs Capcom shirt that I had actually wanted to track down for a while now. It probably didn't take much stalking to determine my love for fighters
Big thanks to UnbreakableVow for being the raddest of santas and finding 3 things I had wanted and were missing from my collection!
And as for the final part of my note: The number I choose is 13
I'm glad you enjoy your gift! I was hoping you were an appreciator of the fine craft of the Street Fighter film, and not one of those heretics.
You've chosen the number 13 in the Game of Chance!
Chance should be along later in the thread to tell you what you've won!
You've chosen the number 13 in the Game of Chance!
Chance should be along later in the thread to tell you what you've won!
I laughed a bit harder at this than I should have.
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
okay so why do people have avatars with green borders and little game icons in the bottom right now
also
UV
I spent the last two days straight having sex and watching LOST with my girlfriend, she's never seen it before and is now a huge fan, we just finished season one
how jealous are you on a scale of 1 to 10
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proyebatGARY WAS HEREASH IS A LOSERRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
I'm going hiking through a valley where the trail gets washed out like after every rainstorm. And it might rain some more tomorrow.
okay so why do people have avatars with green borders and little game icons in the bottom right now
Someone in the Steam thread made an avatar thingy that pulls your Steam avatar and puts (your choice) your latest game icon in the corner and the border changes according to your online status.
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cj iwakuraThe Rhythm RegentBears The Name FreedomRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
The original Street Fighter is an American classic. I'll fight anyone who claims otherwise.
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TheScrupleThe Oldest of BridgesRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
Santa, I'm at my parents' house for Christmas weekend, so if anything would be received today through Sunday, I will get it either late Sunday or Monday! Don't feel worried (just yet) if I don't make a gift get post in that timeframe.
After returning home from last minute xmas shopping (where I learned never to go to wal mart 2 days away), I found my secret santa present!
With my cat being uncooperative, I had to enlist chief officer of decepticon merriment to assist me in opening it.
Mistaking the packing peanuts for energon cubes, he dived right in
The first thing that we brought our attention to at the bottom was a note! It began by describing some of the process that went into the stalking, but then went on to something very important
The first 2 gifts...
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood and the awesomely bad Street Fighter movie!. Truly the best kind of cringe worthy film.
And part 3...
This kickass Marvel Vs Capcom shirt that I had actually wanted to track down for a while now. It probably didn't take much stalking to determine my love for fighters
Big thanks to UnbreakableVow for being the raddest of santas and finding 3 things I had wanted and were missing from my collection!
And as for the final part of my note: The number I choose is 13
I'm glad you enjoy your gift! I was hoping you were an appreciator of the fine craft of the Street Fighter film, and not one of those heretics.
You've chosen the number 13 in the Game of Chance!
Chance should be along later in the thread to tell you what you've won!
13
Number of heretics, evil luck and hotel floors that don't exist!
Weeks ago, each number from one to twenty was bestowed with a special power.
The power...
of Christmas cheer.
Each number had its own gift to give - each its own strength.
Each its own weakness.
THE NUMBER THIRTEEN WINS YOU...
...pause for effect...
...spoiler for H-scroll...
PRE-ORDERED AND DELIVERED TO YOUR HOME!
(For the platform of your choice.)
From your ultra-awesome G&T Secret Santa, UnbreakableVow.
God bless us, everyone!
Chance on
'Chance, you are the best kind of whore.' -Henroid
Santa, if you're wondering I won't be home tomorrow, so if it shows up then I won't know until Saturday.
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life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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DyvionBack in Sunny Florida!!Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
Wow. Chance has a fun game!
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Steam: No Safety In Life
PSN: Dyvion -- Eternal: Dyvion+9393 -- Genshin Impact: Dyvion
After returning home from last minute xmas shopping (where I learned never to go to wal mart 2 days away), I found my secret santa present!
With my cat being uncooperative, I had to enlist chief officer of decepticon merriment to assist me in opening it.
Mistaking the packing peanuts for energon cubes, he dived right in
The first thing that we brought our attention to at the bottom was a note! It began by describing some of the process that went into the stalking, but then went on to something very important
The first 2 gifts...
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood and the awesomely bad Street Fighter movie!. Truly the best kind of cringe worthy film.
And part 3...
This kickass Marvel Vs Capcom shirt that I had actually wanted to track down for a while now. It probably didn't take much stalking to determine my love for fighters
Big thanks to UnbreakableVow for being the raddest of santas and finding 3 things I had wanted and were missing from my collection!
And as for the final part of my note: The number I choose is 13
I'm glad you enjoy your gift! I was hoping you were an appreciator of the fine craft of the Street Fighter film, and not one of those heretics.
You've chosen the number 13 in the Game of Chance!
Chance should be along later in the thread to tell you what you've won!
13
Number of heretics, evil luck and hotel floors that don't exist!
Weeks ago, each number from one to twenty was bestowed with a special power.
The power...
of Christmas cheer.
Each number had its own gift to give - each its own strength.
Each its own weakness.
THE NUMBER THIRTEEN WINS YOU...
...pause for effect...
...spoiler for H-scroll...
PRE-ORDERED AND DELIVERED TO YOUR HOME!
(For the platform of your choice.)
From your ultra-awesome G&T Secret Santa, UnbreakableVow.
God bless us, everyone!
!!!
This is the best christmas ever. I hadn't pre ordered it yet despite how stoked I am for a sequel to one of my favorite games of all time.
360 version would be lovely. I can't express my thanks enough right now.
PA secret santa is seriously the best part of the year
okay so why do people have avatars with green borders and little game icons in the bottom right now
also
UV
I spent the last two days straight having sex and watching LOST with my girlfriend, she's never seen it before and is now a huge fan, we just finished season one
how jealous are you on a scale of 1 to 10
1, I suppose
I'm celibate and have gotten way more people into Lost
Like
Seriously around thirty people
Blackbeard, 360 version it is! That's actually the version I already had planned on pre-ordering if you won it, after looking over your name in the PA fighting game community spreadsheet and seeing that you played all your fighting games on 360.
Posts
No, you just live in the past. GET ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE.
Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
Let's get him!
3DS Friend Code: 2165-6448-8348 www.Twitch.TV/cooljammer00
Battle.Net: JohnDarc#1203 Origin/UPlay: CoolJammer00
Oh ok Mr. "I Live in Future Time"
Technically, everyone's on the right side of that line.
@gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
My dear Santa also got me that, but it was a few week earlier than the main package.
I question calling it a "gift" however. Still haven't beat this...TORTURE SIMULATOR.
You're a funny one.
Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
my gift should arrive after Christmas
sweet
rest assured, virginian santee, that it is coming
Hey, and its definitely Christmas Eve now, its 12:55 am, time to go to bed!
For paintings in progress, check out canvas and paints
"The power of the weirdness compels me."
Man what an impatient person
My bad, well in the miraculous break in weather where I took my driving test (and got my license WOOT,)
I managed to stop by my neighbors house. It is now sunny and cheery, the prime environment for posting.
This package looks pretty suspicious. There is a bulge indicating a boomer bomb of some sort. Better get one of the clones out of the closet for this one.
My clone is so lifelike, my camera asks "Did somebody blink?" Oh camera O_o
Surely this clone can open the box with his manly hands.
Okay, not a boomer bomb (great or else my living room would like a word with you)
A letter, from NicktheNewbie
Nothing.
Good.
I put my knife away.
Now I can see gifts!
Hey how did you know I have cold hands? Nevermind...
I start to hear rattling
HE PUT A SNAKE IN MY BOX
Tied in a noose.
What a jerk
I read the note again.
I find holiday treats inside
I see a book NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Books are great. This looks like a good read.
There is a final piece to this box set.
AN AMERICAN AIRSOFT PISTOL
Is this a first to receive a weapon this awesome in the mail? My Santa must have wrestled the USPS people to let them send this.
Time to shoot my friends in the butt jk
Aw shucks NickTheNewbie, this is awesome!!!!!!!
Thanks for this gear, now its off to the mountains to show Bear Grylls WHO THE MEN ARE.
Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
Rango tries out for the position of new Price is Right girl
Off to a darn good start, straight off of my Steam Wishlist
I give the PiR gig a shot
(Not pictured: the original Pride and Prejudice and Zombies)
My wife and I are huge fans of True Blood. There was much glee.. and... other emotions
Two bows!?
Two Mugs!
Somewhere around this point I started opening things faster than we could take photos, so heres the end result
I'm glad you enjoy your gift! I was hoping you were an appreciator of the fine craft of the Street Fighter film, and not one of those heretics.
You've chosen the number 13 in the Game of Chance!
Chance should be along later in the thread to tell you what you've won!
I laughed a bit harder at this than I should have.
also
UV
I spent the last two days straight having sex and watching LOST with my girlfriend, she's never seen it before and is now a huge fan, we just finished season one
how jealous are you on a scale of 1 to 10
My manly score is 9 out of 10.
Someone in the Steam thread made an avatar thingy that pulls your Steam avatar and puts (your choice) your latest game icon in the corner and the border changes according to your online status.
3DS Friend Code: 2165-6448-8348 www.Twitch.TV/cooljammer00
Battle.Net: JohnDarc#1203 Origin/UPlay: CoolJammer00
MAKE SURE TO ARM YOURSELF
Number of heretics, evil luck and hotel floors that don't exist!
Weeks ago, each number from one to twenty was bestowed with a special power.
The power...
of Christmas cheer.
Each number had its own gift to give - each its own strength.
Each its own weakness.
THE NUMBER THIRTEEN WINS YOU...
...pause for effect...
...spoiler for H-scroll...
(For the platform of your choice.)
From your ultra-awesome G&T Secret Santa, UnbreakableVow.
God bless us, everyone!
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
PSN: Dyvion -- Eternal: Dyvion+9393 -- Genshin Impact: Dyvion
3DS Friend Code: 2165-6448-8348 www.Twitch.TV/cooljammer00
Battle.Net: JohnDarc#1203 Origin/UPlay: CoolJammer00
it's me. i'm so happy they got there before christmas, hooorayy
I'M THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE OOOH YEAAHHH
I'VE BEEN IN THE DANGER ZONE
DIG IT
!!!
This is the best christmas ever. I hadn't pre ordered it yet despite how stoked I am for a sequel to one of my favorite games of all time.
PA secret santa is seriously the best part of the year
Cango: Hrmm, this says hes in Louisiana
Rango: The box said LA
1, I suppose
I'm celibate and have gotten way more people into Lost
Like
Seriously around thirty people
Blackbeard, 360 version it is! That's actually the version I already had planned on pre-ordering if you won it, after looking over your name in the PA fighting game community spreadsheet and seeing that you played all your fighting games on 360.
lol