Omin: So there was this war, right? A few years ago, Erathia fought mostly the necromancers from Deyja, but they also fought these devils and warlocks. We're about to visit both of the latter.
Jim: Why aren't they hostile if they fought a war against the mainland?
Omin: I don't know. Why don't you ask them yourself?
For what it's worth, I just read through the whole thing in one go and would gladly read the rest of it. It's very well done, and it seems like you're coming up on the end anyway.
Honestly, I ran out of time and motivation before some real-life shit is about to go down. Posting (almost) every day without critique felt like beating my head against a wall.
I'll save everything and come back to it after my ordeal is done in a few months.
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Aeofel: I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.
Binwin: Nope! I mean this:
Aeofel: Oh right. Whew.
Binwin: It's going to take five weeks (one attempt per week) and a whole lot of fighting.
Aeofel: Wait, what?
Omin: I guess it's only fair. I mean, everyone else has their final promotion.
Binwin: Yup, and we're not restricted by time.
Binwin: See? No rush. Let's do this.
Jim: Four days? But we can teleport to anywhere now!
Binwin: Yeah well tough. This is my promotion, Mr. Darkmagic. We're doing whatever it says.
Aeofel: Ah, this doesn't look too hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43U046r9sI8
Aeofel: What the fuck is that?!
Omin: It's shooting at us!
Binwin: Run you fools! Spread out and attack where you can!
After several tense minutes of dodging projectiles and whittling down enemies...
Binwin: Wooo! That wasn't so bad. Now only four more times.
Omin: *grumble grumble*
Binwin: While we're waiting, we can chill at the tavern.
Omin: Well, that's not so bad I suppose.
One month later...
Binwin: Yesssss! It's time for some shit! Try taking me on after I've mastered all melee weapons and armor!
Let 'em eat fucking pineapples!
Jim: Why aren't they hostile if they fought a war against the mainland?
Omin: I don't know. Why don't you ask them yourself?
Jim: Hey I'm not complaining or anything...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dk8WAbB46k
Aeofel: What's going on?!
Binwin: We're in the middle of a warzone!
Omin: Figure out who's on our side and just do it now. Jim, I don't want any fireballs from you or we risk hitting friendlies.
Jim: Got it.
Aeofel:: It's over in this room. From what I saw, the dwarves and warlocks were fighting the gogs.
Binwin: Yeah?
Jim: So spare the women and children, am I right?
Binwin: Har har.
Aeofel: There's fighting going on all over these tunnels.
Omin: Bring us to it!
Binwin: Oh shi-
Omin: Fucking explode on impact.
Aeofel: We're tough, we can take it.
Jim: Says you!
After many branching tunnels and sporadic encounters between friendlies and foes, the group makes it to the end of the area.
Aeofel: Finally. I hate these tunnels.
Binwin: I wouldn't mind if they went on forever. I hope Nighon is underground.
Aeofel: I will never understand you. Get me out of here.
Aeofel: ... Mother of god.
Let 'em eat fucking pineapples!
Let 'em eat fucking pineapples!
This thing is fantastic! I just didn't have anything to add, other than "This is good!" which I'd posted several times, already.
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I'll save everything and come back to it after my ordeal is done in a few months.
Let 'em eat fucking pineapples!