Call it full moon rising -- soon, there could be bare butts all over the boob tube.
The US Second Circuit Court of Appeals has vacated the $1.21 million worth of fines that the FCC levied against ABC after alleging that the network violated broadcast indecency standards for daring to show actress Charlotte Ross' naked behind during a 2003 episode of "NYPD Blue."
When overthrowing the fine, the court cited the FCC's own declaration that "nudity itself is not per se indecent." It also reiterated that the FCC's context-based indecency test is "unconstitutionally vague," as previously determined by the court when the FCC demanded fines from Fox when profanities were aired during the 2006 Billboard Music Awards.
The world our children are going to grow up in is going to be filled with so much accessible nudity that stories of flipping between two of the higher channels on the cable box to try and catch glimpses of green/pink, wavy boobs from the blocked channels is going to sound like madness.
No, it's not just letters, it's called ASCII - look at it, all those different characters make up a picture, and see those O's in the middle of those sections? Yeah, those are nipples.
Having to jerk-off to the same magazine every day for like 3 years. The photos never changing, not having the sack to go to the local convenience store to ask for the latest copy of the softcore, artistically-photographed girlie mag because you live in a small town and don't own a car and the guy who works at the store knows who you are and will give you shit for years.
14.4 modem in the mid-90s. Logging on in the middle of the night to find some heavily-compressed (everyone looked like they were made from 16 colors) photos and you had to wait for the JPEGs to load
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Always getting upset at jackasses who loaded up tranny porn.
hair... looking good.... face is kind stocky... damn... ok.... neck.... I think I see boobs!.... yes! we have tits!... nice stomcah.... ok....come on load!.... ok nice hips... nice cock..wait... DAMNIT.
Always getting upset at jackasses who loaded up tranny porn.
hair... looking good.... face is kind stocky... damn... ok.... neck.... I think I see boobs!.... yes! we have tits!... nice stomcah.... ok....come on load!.... ok nice hips... nice cock..wait... DAMNIT.
And then the most-intense orgasm you ever had in your life!
My first exposure to porn was my grandpa's copies of swank he hid all over the house, like in the crevice between a bathroom drawer and the wall or in a box of old clothes in the attic. The most awesome treasure hunt of my youth. I miss the old horny bastard.
I remember trying to connect my tv to my toy radio to try and get a better signal on the mostly blizzardy porn channel when I was six or so.
Inverted colors were the best we could do.
God I remember when the Man Show first went on the air and like the third audience surveyed statistic they showed was "Percentage of Men That Have Jerked Off to Scrambled Porn" and it was like 78%.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited January 2011
i once tried to get at some porn on my 56k connection and ended up infecting my fucking computer with some kind of virus that i just pretended to know nothing about when confronted about the sudden, mysterious new icon on the desk top of a woman's smiling face.
of course my mom knew it was me, because my older brother never really watched porn.
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited January 2011
I know I've told this story before, but the one time my mom found a porno mag in my room under the matress, it wasn't even mine.
The bedroom was small and modern, and had an alcove for a kidies bed that was too small to fit a full sized bed. Instead, it had a custom bed with a shitty mattress. There was a pull out bed underneath, I guess if you wanted a sleepover or whatever.
We had been living there 3 years or so, and I had been complaining about how shitty the mattress was, so one day while I was playing Terminal Velocity, my mom went into my room to put the pullout mattress on top of the bed, so I'd sleep on twice the amount of mattress and therefore be only half as uncomfortable.
And under the mattress of the pullout was a penthouse, which she promptly asked me about.
I thought she was joking, because porno-under-the-mattress is so cliché.
I had to do some fast talking but eventually I pointed out that if it was mine, why would I have sat there and just played videogames sedately while I knew she was rummaging around in my bed?
She was disappointed I was hiding porn in my room. Turns out, she should have been disappointed that I hadn't properly made my bed in 3 years.
Always getting upset at jackasses who loaded up tranny porn.
hair... looking good.... face is kind stocky... damn... ok.... neck.... I think I see boobs!.... yes! we have tits!... nice stomcah.... ok....come on load!.... ok nice hips... nice cock..wait... DAMNIT.
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Try to explain the challenge of finding porn in the early 90s to an 18 year old today.
Just try.
Then tell them about the early 80s when you had to set up a god damn projector to jerk off.
I'm totally looking at nipples.
No.
First you had to handshake with a BBS. But not before making sure no one was on the phone.
the phone. the one on the wall. no not a cell phone, it was in the house.
anyway....
so you had to connect to Windy City BBS, so after logging through the terminal...
yes... the little black box on your macbook. that thing. yes.
I remember all the trouble I had with it, before learning that if I had any messages saved to the 1571 service, you couldn't connect
Thanks for telling us that, ISP
Some of us had a secret, funny-smelling drawer in our bedside dresser.
Inverted colors were the best we could do.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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trading the same 5 vhs movies around
unable to go to the porn store because the parking lot faces the street and your car is recognizable as hell
Not unless you were actively doing it on top of your PC or something
hair... looking good.... face is kind stocky... damn... ok.... neck.... I think I see boobs!.... yes! we have tits!... nice stomcah.... ok....come on load!.... ok nice hips... nice cock..wait... DAMNIT.
And then the most-intense orgasm you ever had in your life!
I know man. I understand.
Before pop-up blockers were any kind of effective.
God I remember when the Man Show first went on the air and like the third audience surveyed statistic they showed was "Percentage of Men That Have Jerked Off to Scrambled Porn" and it was like 78%.
I was all "The rest are lying!"
Still do.
Proud of my historical relics.
Viewing the source of web pages and digging up "hidden" shit
"How did you get so good at computers?"
"Porn."
"What?"
"Ahaha no I'm just kidding darling. Ha. Ha."
frogsex?
10 second videos aw yeah
It belongs in a museum!
of course my mom knew it was me, because my older brother never really watched porn.
The bedroom was small and modern, and had an alcove for a kidies bed that was too small to fit a full sized bed. Instead, it had a custom bed with a shitty mattress. There was a pull out bed underneath, I guess if you wanted a sleepover or whatever.
We had been living there 3 years or so, and I had been complaining about how shitty the mattress was, so one day while I was playing Terminal Velocity, my mom went into my room to put the pullout mattress on top of the bed, so I'd sleep on twice the amount of mattress and therefore be only half as uncomfortable.
And under the mattress of the pullout was a penthouse, which she promptly asked me about.
I thought she was joking, because porno-under-the-mattress is so cliché.
I had to do some fast talking but eventually I pointed out that if it was mine, why would I have sat there and just played videogames sedately while I knew she was rummaging around in my bed?
She was disappointed I was hiding porn in my room. Turns out, she should have been disappointed that I hadn't properly made my bed in 3 years.
Crowns can, in fact, be yanked off your teeth by tootsie rolls
Damnit
not going to be home for another week or two, I wonder what it could be!