I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Am I the only one old enough to remember the Police Squad tv shows from back in the early 80's?
Nope.
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I saw them when they reran on Comedy Central
I remember one part where they say they're going out to a Japanese Garden and there are a bunch of Japanese people standing in pots
I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Blazing. Saddles.
Oh dear God. Mel Brooks. Yes.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT
The Bad Guy Line.
Oh lord, The Bad Guy Line.
"Where are all the white women at?"
..what did you expect?
"Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter?"
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers.
I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Blazing. Saddles.
Oh dear God. Mel Brooks. Yes.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT
The Bad Guy Line.
Oh lord, The Bad Guy Line.
"Where are all the white women at?"
..what did you expect?
"Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter?"
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers.
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"Where are all the white women at?"
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Nope.
I remember one part where they say they're going out to a Japanese Garden and there are a bunch of Japanese people standing in pots
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spyhard
:^:
also i saw kiss kiss bang bang today because someone on here recommend it and i liked it a lot
the opening sequence with Weird Al
Also, he defines Spy Hard.
(Wow, so beat.)
I should get the Police Squad series eventually. Short, but sweet.
..what did you expect?
"Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter?"
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers.
These are people of the land.
The common clay of the New West.
You know - morons.
"They said you was hung"
"They was right"
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Probably won't even give me credit.
"are we awake?"
"are we black?"
"yes. we are."
"then we're awake. but very puzzled."
Steady as a rock
Yeah, but I shoot with this hand
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"Because unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
that's probably my favourite line in the whole movie
my favorite scene is the one where he shoots the guns out of ten dudes' hands and it cuts right back to him crossing his arms
I...
...YOUR NAME...
YOUR NAME
I always wanted to go there.
are you kidding me
richard pryor is not very quotable because of the n-word ban
blazing saddles is probably the most quotable movie ever
....When?
Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything's that happening now is happening, now.
Go back to then.
When?
Now!
Now?
Now!
We can't.
Why?
We missed then.
When?
Just now.
...when will then, be now?
Soon.
How soon?
Sir!
What?
We've identified their location!
Where?!
It's the moon of Vega!
Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival!
When!?
At 0900 hours, sir!
By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!
WHO!?