Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
Getting oral sex is awesome until like an hour and a half later and like you're just hanging out and you get a sudden whiff of vagina breath mixed with mint from trying to brush it out
Huuaaagghhh.
The key is to wash yo damn face after doing the business. Like.... pretty much, showering after sex is the way to be.
I thought she was talking about regular sex and meant that choco's pubic hair would have frosted tips and his penis would be decked out with a little visor
Getting oral sex is awesome until like an hour and a half later and like you're just hanging out and you get a sudden whiff of vagina breath mixed with mint from trying to brush it out
Huuaaagghhh.
You're in fine form today, ma'dam
This was almost enough to destroy my appetite and I haven't eaten since Tuesday
Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
I'm amazed he's still "innocent" since he's been dating you.
I thought she was talking about regular sex and meant that choco's pubic hair would have frosted tips and his penis would be decked out with a little visor
Oh Nerd.
If you hit 20 and you're still a virgin, I'll buy you a hooker.
Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
I'm amazed he's still "innocent" since he's been dating you.
Are you saying I am a crass and uncouth lady? GOOD DAY, SIR.
Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
I'm amazed he's still "innocent" since he's been dating you.
Are you saying I am a crass and uncouth lady? GOOD DAY, SIR.
What I'm saying is it's only taken me 5 months to corrupt my girlfriend!
Getting oral sex is awesome until like an hour and a half later and like you're just hanging out and you get a sudden whiff of vagina breath mixed with mint from trying to brush it out
Huuaaagghhh.
The key is to wash yo damn face after doing the business. Like.... pretty much, showering after sex is the way to be.
I'm afraid if I continue this conversation with you it'll turn out I have an unnaturally stinky vagina and my experiences aren't universal
I thought she was talking about regular sex and meant that choco's pubic hair would have frosted tips and his penis would be decked out with a little visor
Oh Nerd.
If you hit 20 and you're still a virgin, I'll buy you a hooker.
You hit 21 and you're still a virgin, I'll buy you a cyanide cap.
Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
I'm amazed he's still "innocent" since he's been dating you.
Are you saying I am a crass and uncouth lady? GOOD DAY, SIR.
What I'm saying is it's only taken me 5 months to corrupt my girlfriend!
I thought she was talking about regular sex and meant that choco's pubic hair would have frosted tips and his penis would be decked out with a little visor
Oh Nerd.
If you hit 20 and you're still a virgin, I'll buy you a hooker.
Just ignore it if the hooker looks like Justin in a wig.
I thought she was talking about regular sex and meant that choco's pubic hair would have frosted tips and his penis would be decked out with a little visor
Oh Nerd.
If you hit 20 and you're still a virgin, I'll buy you a hooker.
You hit 21 and you're still a virgin, I'll buy you a cyanide cap.
Rusty Venture was a virgin until he was 24.
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
edited February 2011
will get in here so you and organichu can play and we can start
Getting oral sex is awesome until like an hour and a half later and like you're just hanging out and you get a sudden whiff of vagina breath mixed with mint from trying to brush it out
Huuaaagghhh.
The key is to wash yo damn face after doing the business. Like.... pretty much, showering after sex is the way to be.
I'm afraid if I continue this conversation with you it'll turn out I have an unnaturally stinky vagina and my experiences aren't universal
I can't bring myself to believe that's the case. Vaj just happens to have a persistent aroma.
Really, the point of the shower is that you take it together and end up thinking "round two; FIGHT." The time it takes usually ends up removing any unwanted stank. And you're too tired from nekkid time to notice anything else.
Getting oral sex is awesome until like an hour and a half later and like you're just hanging out and you get a sudden whiff of vagina breath mixed with mint from trying to brush it out
Huuaaagghhh.
The key is to wash yo damn face after doing the business. Like.... pretty much, showering after sex is the way to be.
I'm afraid if I continue this conversation with you it'll turn out I have an unnaturally stinky vagina and my experiences aren't universal
I can't bring myself to believe that's the case. Vaj just happens to have a persistent aroma.
Really, the point of the shower is that you take it together and end up thinking "round two; FIGHT." The time it takes usually ends up removing any unwanted stank. And you're too tired from nekkid time to notice anything else.
We don't have our own place
We have to fuck all stealthy-like
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Getting oral sex is awesome until like an hour and a half later and like you're just hanging out and you get a sudden whiff of vagina breath mixed with mint from trying to brush it out
Huuaaagghhh.
The key is to wash yo damn face after doing the business. Like.... pretty much, showering after sex is the way to be.
I'm afraid if I continue this conversation with you it'll turn out I have an unnaturally stinky vagina and my experiences aren't universal
I can't bring myself to believe that's the case. Vaj just happens to have a persistent aroma.
Really, the point of the shower is that you take it together and end up thinking "round two; FIGHT." The time it takes usually ends up removing any unwanted stank. And you're too tired from nekkid time to notice anything else.
We don't have our own place
We have to fuck all stealthy-like
so you're like, bangin in an overturned cardboard box and your mom comes in and you hear this loud alarm and an exclamation point pops up over her head
Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
Squish mitten!
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Getting oral sex is awesome until like an hour and a half later and like you're just hanging out and you get a sudden whiff of vagina breath mixed with mint from trying to brush it out
Huuaaagghhh.
The key is to wash yo damn face after doing the business. Like.... pretty much, showering after sex is the way to be.
I'm afraid if I continue this conversation with you it'll turn out I have an unnaturally stinky vagina and my experiences aren't universal
I can't bring myself to believe that's the case. Vaj just happens to have a persistent aroma.
Really, the point of the shower is that you take it together and end up thinking "round two; FIGHT." The time it takes usually ends up removing any unwanted stank. And you're too tired from nekkid time to notice anything else.
We don't have our own place
We have to fuck all stealthy-like
so you're like, bangin in an overturned cardboard box and your mom comes in and you hear this loud alarm and an exclamation point pops up over her head
Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
Squish mitten!
dick holster
probably the most offensive term I've heard for it
Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
Squish mitten!
dick holster
probably the most offensive term I've heard for it
Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
Squish mitten!
dick holster
probably the most offensive term I've heard for it
Squish mitten is more offensive because it's uncomfortable for the lady.
"Boy, my hands sure are cold and I left my gloves at home but there's nothing around that I can use ... except the naked woman here."
Squish mitten.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited February 2011
Calling an adult woman's vagina a cunny is not only offensive it's CREEEPY.
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You call oral sex "making kisses"?
o wait yeah
the other one
play titanquest
Hahaha it's an inside joke that Choco is so innocent he calls sex 'making kisses' and I think the phrase is so funny I've adopted it for basically everything
play assbro
The key is to wash yo damn face after doing the business. Like.... pretty much, showering after sex is the way to be.
I thought she was talking about regular sex and meant that choco's pubic hair would have frosted tips and his penis would be decked out with a little visor
You're in fine form today, ma'dam
This was almost enough to destroy my appetite and I haven't eaten since Tuesday
I'm amazed he's still "innocent" since he's been dating you.
Oh Nerd.
If you hit 20 and you're still a virgin, I'll buy you a hooker.
I don't have that game and don't intend to get it when pokemon 5, dragon age 2, portal 2, and deus ex 3 all come out fairly soon
Are you saying I am a crass and uncouth lady? GOOD DAY, SIR.
What I'm saying is it's only taken me 5 months to corrupt my girlfriend!
What's taking you so long?
I'm afraid if I continue this conversation with you it'll turn out I have an unnaturally stinky vagina and my experiences aren't universal
You hit 21 and you're still a virgin, I'll buy you a cyanide cap.
why would cass corrupt your girlfriend
I don't recall anyone saying anything about you being a lady. :P
I can't bring myself to believe that's the case. Vaj just happens to have a persistent aroma.
Really, the point of the shower is that you take it together and end up thinking "round two; FIGHT." The time it takes usually ends up removing any unwanted stank. And you're too tired from nekkid time to notice anything else.
We don't have our own place
We have to fuck all stealthy-like
so you're like, bangin in an overturned cardboard box and your mom comes in and you hear this loud alarm and an exclamation point pops up over her head
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
If my mom caught us there would be an Apocalypse
also my bed is tiiiiny
and Aaron has a king sized mattress
Squish mitten!
Snake?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
dick holster
probably the most offensive term I've heard for it
Huh... Y'know... I'm starting to question my place in the world.
I just killed that boar before posting! It was like the second thing I did. Dark Lance FTW.
cum receptacle.
Though I guess that could be any orifice.
Squish mitten is more offensive because it's uncomfortable for the lady.
"Boy, my hands sure are cold and I left my gloves at home but there's nothing around that I can use ... except the naked woman here."
Squish mitten.