At least with a dog, you can say: "HEY! You get back here and eat that! You wanted it, now you eat it." And then you stare as the dog unhappily eats the chip.
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My cat loooooves clam chowder. Loves it. Anytime I pull out a can of Campbell's Chunky Clam Chowder dinnertime becomes an exercise in keeping her from hopping up onto the table to jam her face in the bowl.
Aw, the PA workplace thread got locked. I was gonna try to take it in a more constructive direction.
Everytime a thread on that pops up I have a strong urge to link one of the threads where it's already been explained to death. Of crouse no forum search so that wouldn't work out so well :P
Workplace culture is something I'm very interested in, and I think that there's a valid conversation to be had about whether it is important (and how important) that coworkers & employers have compatible personalities. (Outside of simple bland professionalism.)
I am also very interested in office culture. It's wierd how some minor things affect your attitude and productivity.
My cat likes to lick whatever the coating is off of the chip. Salt off plain chips, dorito ... uh, powder off of Doritos, etc. He's kinda goofy like that. If given the chance he'll eat the inside-ness, but ONLY the interior, of glazed donuts as well.
I sound like I culinary abuse my cat, don't I? "Oh yeah, I feed my cat potato chips and donuts. 'Cause that's what cat's eat in the wild, dontchano."
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I want to punch this man until the stuffing comes out
Less felonious idea: Let's take a field trip on the LIRR and take a shit in front of his office.
That might still be a felony
Pssssh, maybe a Class E. If we get caught we can talk that down to public intoxication (we will need to be intoxicated)
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You know what my dog loves? Baby carrots. He likes the snapping noise they make while he eats them. Then he chews a lot. It's really weird. I can't imagine he loves the flavor too but maybe.
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Buddy has stolen bacon out of sandwiches. Eevee tried to steal some of my dinner the other day by dragging it off the plate and onto my lap. I always suspected she wasn't too bright.
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You know what my dog loves? Baby carrots. He likes the snapping noise they make while he eats them. Then he chews a lot. It's really weird. I can't imagine he loves the flavor too but maybe.
Yeah, mine did that, too. Maybe the sound reminds them of bones?
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You know what my dog loves? Baby carrots. He likes the snapping noise they make while he eats them. Then he chews a lot. It's really weird. I can't imagine he loves the flavor too but maybe.
Yeah, mine did that, too. Maybe the sound reminds them of human skulls?
You know what my dog loves? Baby carrots. He likes the snapping noise they make while he eats them. Then he chews a lot. It's really weird. I can't imagine he loves the flavor too but maybe.
Pugsy flips out over green beans.
Its one of the few table scraps we actually still give her since she had the pancreatitis flare.
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Apparently, one of my friends secretly recorded our conversation while we were completely shitfaced.
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Less felonious idea: Let's take a field trip on the LIRR and take a shit in front of his office.
At least with a dog, you can say: "HEY! You get back here and eat that! You wanted it, now you eat it." And then you stare as the dog unhappily eats the chip.
That might still be a felony
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she just looks at me like
um
you're not going to eat that whole bag are you
until I break her off a little for her to eat
that is my day
I am also very interested in office culture. It's wierd how some minor things affect your attitude and productivity.
I sound like I culinary abuse my cat, don't I? "Oh yeah, I feed my cat potato chips and donuts. 'Cause that's what cat's eat in the wild, dontchano."
awww
so hey, have you tried the assbro DLC? I bought it recently but haven't fired it up yet.
Pssssh, maybe a Class E. If we get caught we can talk that down to public intoxication (we will need to be intoxicated)
And here we have Modern Man saying things like "the ends justify the means" and supporting Pravda like Machiavellian tactics to influence politics.
I think we have a modern day equivalent to Bolshevism.
did I send you the link to the gameplay trailer
we absolutely do. those guys are basically fueled on 100% ideology and zero percent facts.
You Germans and your lax work ethics
not yet
I was thinking of grabbing it this weekend
I might be down for multiplayer, but I probably won't do the single player until I get dragon age out of my system
Yeah, mine did that, too. Maybe the sound reminds them of bones?
it's what all the kids are calling it
yes
you PMed me
I responded
you replied
it was a conversation
Much worse. At home!
Sometimes a little thesaurus is a dangerous thing.
Also, "unexpected gestalt" sounds like the acid just kicked in.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Pugsy flips out over green beans.
Its one of the few table scraps we actually still give her since she had the pancreatitis flare.
Am I right to be kinda annoyed by that?
i liked both
Carrots, lettuce, fruit, doesn't matter, she consumes it.
but it takes more effort to say and type out
Is it the kind of friend you can trust to destroy the recording or guard it as one might guard a phylactery?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I have a feeling he might use said recording as a cheap party gag.
yes, any time you are recorded without your knowledge it is.....a breach of trust.
Winner.