Living in a city like Toronto in Canada puts me so far left that I can't empathize at all with Republican Americans.
I know that there is some reasoning behind the actions and stances of the republican party, but so much of the posturing I see comes across as the actions of some horrible cartoon villain.
How did 49% of your country vote for these people?
Because 49% of America is exactly like this.
Hmm yes I can't see why they wouldn't vote for people who hold them in contempt, what a huge mystery.
Living in a city like Toronto in Canada puts me so far left that I can't empathize at all with Republican Americans.
I know that there is some reasoning behind the actions and stances of the republican party, but so much of the posturing I see comes across as the actions of some horrible cartoon villain.
How did 49% of your country vote for these people?
Because 49% of America is exactly like this.
Hmm yes I can't see why they wouldn't vote for people who hold them in contempt, what a huge mystery.
except that it's clear through their social and fiscal policies that many republicans actually do have contempt for the working poor that make up a good chunk of the base.
they just spin it into something that a majority of that demographic will like, and don't care about upholding regressive social values in order to win votes.
if elected american president, I promise to within a month of my taking office begin building the great mantle drills I will use to pierce the earth's crust and cause a catastrophe that will wipe out all vertebrate life
You're running on the "Vote for the Evil You Know" campaign, Tam.
I'm running on one campaign and one campaign only: There will be no arguments in politics as long as I'm President. You say something stupid, you're banned from politics. You argue, you're banned from politics. If you refuse to be nice to everybody, even if they're not in your party, you're banned from politics, and I'll send you out of my country via catapult.
When I'm President I promise to hold monthly Congressional Gladiatorial games. The winners get to choose what bills get voted on. Every adult US citizen will be issued a unique voter ID number and can call, text or use the internet to vote on the bills.
Macho Man Randy Savage will be the Speaker of the House.
Batman will be my Secretary of Fear.
Superman will be my Secretary of Truth, Justice and The American Way.
Wolverine will lead my council on the erosion of underage female morality.
I will be the greatest President that ever was and will be.
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New National Anthem is Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth.
A vote for Ubik is a vote for Hangar 18
Alright I can agree with that to a certain extent.
Cowboys From Hell
First act as Supreme Executive: posthumously award Dimebag Darrel Presidential Medal of Freedom
Second act: straight up take money at gunpoint from the super rich and build schools and housing for the super poor
at gunpoint
Democrats dial the phone like _______.
(jk we have our hot secretaries dial for us)
Hmm yes I can't see why they wouldn't vote for people who hold them in contempt, what a huge mystery.
Some people are completely lacking in self-introspection I guess.
as opposed to that other kind of introspection
that's when you cut off the tip of your retina
except that it's clear through their social and fiscal policies that many republicans actually do have contempt for the working poor that make up a good chunk of the base.
they just spin it into something that a majority of that demographic will like, and don't care about upholding regressive social values in order to win votes.
Steam
I'm running on one campaign and one campaign only: There will be no arguments in politics as long as I'm President. You say something stupid, you're banned from politics. You argue, you're banned from politics. If you refuse to be nice to everybody, even if they're not in your party, you're banned from politics, and I'll send you out of my country via catapult.
Steam
GoFund The Portland Trans Pride March, or Show It To People, or Else!
see if I don't
Steam
just another pie in the sky campaign promise
Until I have a heart attack in the oval office.
our citizens are jaded, they've seen too many promises forgotten by their elected officials
they have been neglected by the people who they were supposed to represent
but I promise you
on all that is dear and holy in this world
that I
will
fuck bitches
see if I don't
already the message changes
first fuck bitches up then fuck bitches
your administration is a flip-flopper
and they will be fucked up
we will investigate all venues to effectively fuck bitches, in all manners, for the benefit of the american people
Let this be a lesson: Argue, and get catapulted out of my country and banned from politics.
Steam
Macho Man Randy Savage will be the Speaker of the House.
Batman will be my Secretary of Fear.
Superman will be my Secretary of Truth, Justice and The American Way.
Wolverine will lead my council on the erosion of underage female morality.
I will be the greatest President that ever was and will be.
Lucky you, though. The life expectancy on that gig is going to take a dive.
That's all I read
And that's all I needed to love
a step in the right direction, but I fear you aren't doing enough to suppress the vertebrate menace
there's a good chance Zeus is responsible