I enjoy whiskey and scotch and being buzzed is cool.
But just flat out drunk, no, I do not enjoy.
I do not enjoy not feeling in control. Which is why when I drop acid, it's going to be with my dad, because he is going to make tea and walk me through it. Because he knows and respects psychadelics and taught me they are very much not recreational substances.
I sort of like being shit faced sometimes
I'm pretty good at keeping control of myself when removed from my regular state of mind though
I don't mind being buzzed but getting shitfaced like I used to in high school just isn't for me any more. That and I'm a big ole bitch when it comes to hangovers.
I also don't like taking medicine that makes you sleepy like NyQuil or anything, even though I'm on hydrocodone right now. I also dislike weed a lot because it put me to sleep so quickly and I think it smells terrible.
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I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
Vicodin and me are bros. We hang out sometimes.
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
I don't get people who say it smells super bad though
like, it just smells super planty?
also it can vary a lot
smells way better than gasoline and other chemical shit anyway
I hear people saying all the time "oh yeah I love how my sharpie smells"
yeah that's because it's literally forcing your braincells into a chokehold you twit
I don't get people who say it smells super bad though
like, it just smells super planty?
also it can vary a lot
smells way better than gasoline and other chemical shit anyway
I hear people saying all the time "oh yeah I love how my sharpie smells"
yeah that's because it's literally forcing your braincells into a chokehold you twit
I don't know, it just reminds me of sweat or something. I can't really describe it, but yes, it's better than like gasoline and other chemical-smelling things.
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I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
Sweat? Man, look, come down to california, we'll show you what's up
Well, I can't smoke anymore anyways due to my job. I do wish I could smoke with my wife sometimes, like maybe before bed or something. I think that'd make for a great sleep.
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
yeah that sounds like terrible fucking weed
if it doesn't smell like oranges and wet grass then you're doing it wrong
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I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
I feel like I've been spoiled by what's available so easily here.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
smoking thread, eh?
what's up smoking thread
getting all up inside of you
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I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
Well it was originally an anti-smoking thread
whoops
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
oh wait now it's about drugs
I've done some weeds guys
smoked a few pots, had a mary jane and did a drug
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
rane aren't you a busdriving cop or something
don't you citizen arrest on the regular
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
my job just HELLS of increased a rule about bringing drinks on the bus
they are SUPER serious about it
like
FIRE YOU IF YOU DON'T ENFORCE THIS
serious
it is going to cause violence, the passengers are going to lose their fucking minds on monday
Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
what about flasks
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
how do you prove that a flask hasn't been opened
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
The only thing I could think of is maybe there's too many spilled drinks? But if that was the case why the fuck would they be hush hush about it?
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
we actually did a test run of the rule a few weeks ago, when it wasn't YOU'RE FIRED IF YOU DON'T ENFORCE IT
nobody enforced it because it was such a ridiculous amount of hassle for no reason
it is 95 degrees and 100% humid guys, people kind of want to have a drink
so me, being a lover of rules, did my best to enforce it for a few days
result: more trash on the bus, lots more, which I think was in protest
more altercations with passengers, like 1000% more, likie 10000000% more
more phone calls to HQ about the rule
and we have to use dumbass lingo to explain it, because management refuses to accept the fact that they change any rules or policies, but they say that the ENFORCEMENT has changed, and even that sometimes doesn't fly in the wake of such an outright lie
you've never been able to bring open liquids on the bus, which pisses off some people with coffees, but it's understandable, it's an open container of a big metal brick that sways and jerks all day long, so most passengers just deal with it and understand it, but now they can't bring annnnnyyy drinks on unless they've never been opened
the test enforcement was a colossal disaster, everyone said as much, everyone told the bosses this
and yet here we are
the best part of it all is that the buses regularly get to 90-95 degrees. It's florida, the doors are constantly being opened, no windows are openable and there are dozens of people on at all times, and the AC frankly can't cope (because we have whiny+lazy mechanics, but it's not ALL their fault)
so the buses get hot as shit sometimes
and we work up to 12 hour shifts
so the DRIVERS can have a bottle of water
that sits right up front in the cup holder next to our faces trying to explain how bottles of water aren't allowed any more
and that doesn't make me feel like a hypocritical dickhead at all
The bus was full so it didn't stop to pick up passengers, but a woman thought it would so she didn't pull the cord or whatever to signal that she wanted off, so she missed her stop.
So what does she do? She starts screaming at the driver about how she's in labour and that it has to stop to let people on.
The driver just calmly repeated something like, "The bus is at full capacity, I can't let anyone else on. If you want to get off, pull the cable to let me know" as she kept yelling and screaming at him.
The best part? Because she didn't pull the cord or whatever, he kept driving past several stops until someone else wanted to get off.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
The bus was full so it didn't stop to pick up passengers, but a woman thought it would so she didn't pull the cord or whatever to signal that she wanted off, so she missed her stop.
So what does she do? She starts screaming at the driver...
all day every day
yeah we'll be back at your stop in like an hour, lady
and then they drop into super sonic
I get threatened by burly men daily
and lots of things no longer phase me
like any accidents at all
I could plow into the side of a car running a red light and all the tires could fall off so my bus is roaring down the road with a shitty miata on the grill and sparks flying out the back
I am polite to all the drivers on my bus line, because people should be polite to one another.
My favourite driver is this old guy who 6 months after I started catching the line, disappeared to go on a holiday for maybe a month tops.
When he came back he had a massive beard which has never disappeared since. It is awesome.
Then he had his sleeves rolled up and had big tattoos. He is cool dude.
psychadelic drugs are my favorite recreational thing and i enjoy smoking as much as i hate to admit it and i love drinking but uh oh i have diabetes and am going to die and go to hell oh well shit happens im sure ill stop doing things eventually probably not woops
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
Reminds me of the one party I went to in highschool. This diabetic girl was there, everyone was suppose to watch how much she was drinking. Then they didn't. So she passed out falling face-first into the lawn and was out cold for a day and a half.
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but I think you already knew that
I don't mind being buzzed but getting shitfaced like I used to in high school just isn't for me any more. That and I'm a big ole bitch when it comes to hangovers.
I also don't like taking medicine that makes you sleepy like NyQuil or anything, even though I'm on hydrocodone right now. I also dislike weed a lot because it put me to sleep so quickly and I think it smells terrible.
like, it just smells super planty?
also it can vary a lot
smells way better than gasoline and other chemical shit anyway
I hear people saying all the time "oh yeah I love how my sharpie smells"
yeah that's because it's literally forcing your braincells into a chokehold you twit
I don't know, it just reminds me of sweat or something. I can't really describe it, but yes, it's better than like gasoline and other chemical-smelling things.
if it doesn't smell like oranges and wet grass then you're doing it wrong
what's up smoking thread
getting all up inside of you
whoops
I've done some weeds guys
smoked a few pots, had a mary jane and did a drug
don't you citizen arrest on the regular
they are SUPER serious about it
like
FIRE YOU IF YOU DON'T ENFORCE THIS
serious
it is going to cause violence, the passengers are going to lose their fucking minds on monday
I live in the boonies here, cut me some slack.
you may no longer bring bottles, thermoses, or any sealable bottles on the bus, unless it's never been opened
no thermoses
no sports bottles
no bottles of water
the job is slowly becoming less fun than it used to be
change of scenery is in the works maybe
policies made by people who sit in offices all day
haha what no
groceries: allowed
any bags: not checked
bigass coat: who cares
oh I'm sorry sir you can't have that half empty bottle of water on the bus, it's been previously opened
nobody enforced it because it was such a ridiculous amount of hassle for no reason
it is 95 degrees and 100% humid guys, people kind of want to have a drink
so me, being a lover of rules, did my best to enforce it for a few days
result: more trash on the bus, lots more, which I think was in protest
more altercations with passengers, like 1000% more, likie 10000000% more
more phone calls to HQ about the rule
and we have to use dumbass lingo to explain it, because management refuses to accept the fact that they change any rules or policies, but they say that the ENFORCEMENT has changed, and even that sometimes doesn't fly in the wake of such an outright lie
you've never been able to bring open liquids on the bus, which pisses off some people with coffees, but it's understandable, it's an open container of a big metal brick that sways and jerks all day long, so most passengers just deal with it and understand it, but now they can't bring annnnnyyy drinks on unless they've never been opened
the test enforcement was a colossal disaster, everyone said as much, everyone told the bosses this
and yet here we are
the best part of it all is that the buses regularly get to 90-95 degrees. It's florida, the doors are constantly being opened, no windows are openable and there are dozens of people on at all times, and the AC frankly can't cope (because we have whiny+lazy mechanics, but it's not ALL their fault)
so the buses get hot as shit sometimes
and we work up to 12 hour shifts
so the DRIVERS can have a bottle of water
that sits right up front in the cup holder next to our faces trying to explain how bottles of water aren't allowed any more
and that doesn't make me feel like a hypocritical dickhead at all
ive seen some shit in my time as someone who catches buses on the reg
The bus was full so it didn't stop to pick up passengers, but a woman thought it would so she didn't pull the cord or whatever to signal that she wanted off, so she missed her stop.
So what does she do? She starts screaming at the driver about how she's in labour and that it has to stop to let people on.
The driver just calmly repeated something like, "The bus is at full capacity, I can't let anyone else on. If you want to get off, pull the cable to let me know" as she kept yelling and screaming at him.
The best part? Because she didn't pull the cord or whatever, he kept driving past several stops until someone else wanted to get off.
I keep my bus in line by reminding them politely that I am allowed to leave them in the middle of Shitholesburg, Rapeistan
madam would you like to be left right here between this pawn shop and this liquor store?
no?
my goodness then you better shut the fuck up hadn't you
all day every day
yeah we'll be back at your stop in like an hour, lady
and then they drop into super sonic
I get threatened by burly men daily
and lots of things no longer phase me
like any accidents at all
I could plow into the side of a car running a red light and all the tires could fall off so my bus is roaring down the road with a shitty miata on the grill and sparks flying out the back
and I'd be like
I'd sig part of one of those posts for sure if we still had sigs.
My favourite driver is this old guy who 6 months after I started catching the line, disappeared to go on a holiday for maybe a month tops.
When he came back he had a massive beard which has never disappeared since. It is awesome.
Then he had his sleeves rolled up and had big tattoos. He is cool dude.
Yay self-control.
Yay friends watching out for you.
gonna try again soon once I finish all this duty-free tobacco I bough
and i will still probably die young of cancer (genetic predisposition)