Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I only shoot all natural rocks at my enemies.
None of this artificial bullet crap.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
This is apparently the difference between large water clusters and small water clusters
The small water clusters enter the sphincter more easily... I guess?
Ok, I laugh at the stupid pamphlet and all the other crap, but images like that make me want to rage, especially when they spout fake pseudo-science crap. It's freaking WATER, by the time it hits your bloodstream, do you think it cares what the hell it was mixed with before hand?
I don't mind tap water, but starting a few months ago (when our fish died) we noticed that theres some weird cloudy stuff in our tap water now. So we switched to bottled
I don't mind tap water, but starting a few months ago (when our fish died) we noticed that theres some weird cloudy stuff in our tap water now. So we switched to bottled
Should start a generalized thread on completely insane crappy advertising that sounds fantastic but promises absolutely nothing. It would be hilarious.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
I drink alcohol to avoid this whole pH of water debate.
that's another thing about bottled water that's sort of annoying, besides how stupidly wasteful it is
since bottled water became a thing in what, the 90s? people's reactions to their tap water going bad has went from "what the fuck, fix this shit" to "oh well, I'll just starting giving a portion of my income to this company who'll put (likely) clean tap water in little plastic bottles for me"
at least it's clear right guys
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
The idea of a water tasting festival seems pretty fucking weird to me.
That actually made me remember. Penn and Teller did one of their Bullshit episodes on bottle water, and it was freaking hilarious. The water tasting reminded me of it.
Edit: Here it is on youtube! The restaurant scene at the end is hilarious
Another thing that's made the rounds with my mom: mangosteen.
Back when she was buying it, a single bottle would cost around $50. Eventually the FDA called bullshit on Xango, but I doubt that stopped many people from buying it.
It's clearly just a conspiracy by the FDA to convince people to line doctors' pockets with drug money instead of using natural remedies, right guys?
don't know a thing that you all are talking about in here, but I just want to say that one of my absolute favorite things about visiting New York last month was that all the restaurants I went to put a nice giant glass bottle of NYC tap water on the table for everyone to drink as they please.
It was delicious and I ended up having like 4 or 5 or 6 glasses of water with every meal.
Bling H20 is often served room temperature yet wonderful chilled as a standalone beverage or as the perfect compliment to your preferred meal or cocktail.
Another thing that's made the rounds with my mom: mangosteen.
Back when she was buying it, a single bottle would cost around $50. Eventually the FDA called bullshit on Xango, but I doubt that stopped many people from buying it.
It's clearly just a conspiracy by the FDA to convince people to line doctors' pockets with drug money instead of using natural remedies, right guys?
Gah I had to do my own research on that stuff. The current latest information I saw on it is that it may assist with reducing inflammation in a particular way, but anything other than that is a crock.
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"A fool and his money..."
how active is your hydrogen right now?
it's okay, because they're stupid, and thus deserve to be stolen from
http://www.blingh2o.com/index.html
Now we just have a Brita filter on the tap, and a Brita jug in the fridge.
I MUST HAVE THIS
None of this artificial bullet crap.
This is apparently the difference between large water clusters and small water clusters
The small water clusters enter the sphincter more easily... I guess?
Through this revolutionary process, your rocks will actually pierce through human flesh in addition to many other kinds of animal tissue!
so the asshole on the left is puckered up because the clusters are too big to pass, right?
Ok, I laugh at the stupid pamphlet and all the other crap, but images like that make me want to rage, especially when they spout fake pseudo-science crap. It's freaking WATER, by the time it hits your bloodstream, do you think it cares what the hell it was mixed with before hand?
What with my water clusters being too large and shit.
I continue to drink the sparkletts water from the big plastic bottle which infuriates her
Here are other schemes that apparently work great on rich white ladies for those of you planning scams:
Diet by blood type! Not just for weird Japanese astrology shit anymore!
Gluten-free diets because if you eat normal bread, "the yeasts just build up inside you"
Colon cleanse! it's always time for a thorough hosing!
what if the cloudy stuff was clouds
magic clouds
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
http://ionizerscompared.com/water-ionizer-comparison-table.html
The Jupiter Melody only costs $1,500, and it's the same! I'm so sold!
since bottled water became a thing in what, the 90s? people's reactions to their tap water going bad has went from "what the fuck, fix this shit" to "oh well, I'll just starting giving a portion of my income to this company who'll put (likely) clean tap water in little plastic bottles for me"
at least it's clear right guys
cause I got some
That site lead me to this one:
http://www.berkeleysprings.com/water/about.htm
The idea of a water tasting festival seems pretty fucking weird to me.
This bottle has a history as it rolled around in someone's trunk for years before it was discovered!
That actually made me remember. Penn and Teller did one of their Bullshit episodes on bottle water, and it was freaking hilarious. The water tasting reminded me of it.
Edit: Here it is on youtube! The restaurant scene at the end is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfPAjUvvnIc
Back when she was buying it, a single bottle would cost around $50. Eventually the FDA called bullshit on Xango, but I doubt that stopped many people from buying it.
It's clearly just a conspiracy by the FDA to convince people to line doctors' pockets with drug money instead of using natural remedies, right guys?
It was delicious and I ended up having like 4 or 5 or 6 glasses of water with every meal.
Gah I had to do my own research on that stuff. The current latest information I saw on it is that it may assist with reducing inflammation in a particular way, but anything other than that is a crock.
Accept no substitutes.
also I love Fiji water, fuck the haters
That beings said, some of the crap out there is criminal. Dasani tastes like shit and it's pretty clear that it's just tap water with some additives.
Yes well
this country has politicians who are openly in favor of abolishing the EPA
so don't look for that anytime soon
But if I'm at a gas station? Fiji. Straight up, no questions.
Zephyrhills comes in second place, in case I don't feel like paying 4 dollars for water.
couldn't give a fuck about the water inside it at the time of purchase