I hate when people say that their stuff is out for delivery. It always come home, excited that maybeeee I have a package and then the inevitable letdown.
I took my daughter on a surprise trip to Disneyland the other day and got something cool for my Satan. Its nothing in their style I dont think, but I just couldnt not get someone a trinket.
It's a genuine Colonel Ichabod Conk Badger Hair Shaving Brush and Chrome Razor and Brush Stand!
TOTALLY SWEET!
And a note!!!
My Satan was @chrishallett83 ! Our very own Numbers! Thanks dude!!
Also, this promise of more... I wonder if this refers to the stuff I already got or even more because that would be nuts.
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When I first started using a safety razor one of the first things I did was accidentally slice open the spot where the ear meets the cheek while trying to shave hung-over.
I hate when people say that their stuff is out for delivery. It always come home, excited that maybeeee I have a package and then the inevitable letdown.
I took my daughter on a surprise trip to Disneyland the other day and got something cool for my Satan. Its nothing in their style I dont think, but I just couldnt not get someone a trinket.
I'm sorry MRMDPHD
I'm just too excited about my stuff getting sent off and being there by the first of Dec.
natalie imbruglia is totes an attractive lady and that tim tam slams video solidifies it, i have no clue what type of person she is outside of like, the music thing, because the US media doesn't cover her but even if she turned out to be a murderer i'd probably still want to tim tam slam with her
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You have turned what started out as a crappy day into a fantastic one! Gather 'round and I shall regale you with the tale...
8 AM. Food handler's class at work. I rarely wake up that early if I don't have to, but seeing as this is my final week of school EVER, I'm right in the midst of finishing my capstone which involves several all-nighters. After the class, I begin setting up the bar. (I'm a bartender, obviously.)
I finish that around 10, (We open at 11) and head up to the middle school where I'm directing about 30 7th graders for a performance this Friday. Did I mention that I only get 30 minutes a day to work with them? Anyway, get done at the school at 10:50 and drive furiously back to work. I try to call them on the way there, only to discover that my phone's been shut off for "undisclosed reasons."
I get to work 5 minutes late, (even though the bar had already been set up and prepped.) and who should be there but our area director making a surprise visit. Keep in mind I'm running on about...30 minutes of sleep. The shift went pretty smoothly, and as soon as the night bartender came in, I was off to the AT&T store.
...where they inform me that "they can't handle my situation in the store" and that I'll "have to call customer support." I call said support, and within about 5 minutes they tell me "Your service is back on. Turn your phone off, then on, and you'll be connected again." Hm, what power these phone companies wield!
I drive to a friend's house after work to hang out for a bit, then after almost passing out several times on his couch, I decide to head home. I get home and my mom informs me that there's a package waiting for me! Could it be from my Satan? I don't think I've ordered anything off of Amazon lately...
Hmm. I almost forgot to take a picture I was so excited! Luckily I came to my senses and snapped a quick pic just in case it was from my Satan! So what was inside this glorious box, you ask? I'm glad you did!
D&D Books! I just recently (in the last month or two) started playing, and I was immediately drawn to the Tiefling, and I'm all about the magicks so a Warlock I became!
And a beautifully written poem, to boot!
On a side note, there's a paladin that plays in the group that HATES warlocks. My second week of Crown of Neverwinter, we're welcomed into this sewer-hovel-inn kind of thing, and the paladin immediately suspects that they've poisoned the food they're offering to us. Me, being the only magic-user of the group, gets elected to try it first by none other than the paladin. I specialize in Bluff mainly, so I ask the DM if I can bluff like I'm poisoned and dying to get a rise out of the paladin. I roll...he rolls...success! I begin writhing around agonizingly, screaming bloody murder. The Paladin starts freaking out, thinking he's killed the only Controller in the group. I suddenly snap out of it, mumble "Stupid humans" under my breath and continue eating.
The paladin and I are now friends, and I'm the only mage he's ever liked.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, @SkullMan! I can't wait to start reading all about Tieflings and how to be the best damn lone wolf there is. You're pretty much the greatest, and I can't even begin to tell you (though I've rambled quite a bit) how happy you've made me and how quickly you turned my day around. You're good people, Skully. You ever need anything, you let me know.
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I have recived a gift today, The Art Of Maniliness: Classic Skills and Manners for the Modern Man (picture forthcomming). I am most grateful for this book however there is one slight problem: I am in two secret santa giveaways this year (the other being the PAX Forums Sekret Santas) and whomever gifted me this book has neglected to leave either note indicating to which they belong nor a forum name to identify them thusly. I am at a loss as of whom to thank at this time.
I do have a real name however. So barring not thanking anyone at all, I shall simply say thank you, Bryan R. Partin of Chattanooga, Tennessee for this gift of manliness. I anxiously look foward to diving into this book with a glass of fine sipping whisky and anything else that may or may not be comming from you.
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Looks like Amazon is splitting up shipments, so my Satanee will be getting the different presents at different times
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I will begin gathering items to ship to my satan on Thursday. I think I might be able to get most of the stuff locally, instead of having it shipped to me then to you.
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Picked up tim tams at the Fred Meyer's near my hometown, and I know I've seen them at targets. They exist in the US!
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I wanted to get you some more stuff (and my traditional mailing of special edition books) but I suddenly found myself in financial straits due to being sick yet again and being forced on sick leave for the time being.
Hope you enjoy them!
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I took my daughter on a surprise trip to Disneyland the other day and got something cool for my Satan. Its nothing in their style I dont think, but I just couldnt not get someone a trinket.
Hey Satan!
Post
Amazon
Steam
Fuckin' boss.
Hey Satan!
Post
Amazon
Steam
I see the grammar police were on patrol and I needn't have worried.
I was pretty sure at least one of the items would prove redundant.
I'm sorry MRMDPHD
I'm just too excited about my stuff getting sent off and being there by the first of Dec.
I'm sure your Satan will send your stuff soon
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
They are so delicious I had two for breakfast.
(But seriously they are the only packaged cookies I've ever found tasty.)
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
for the sake of our precious list, which one did you gift too?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
the secret is usually only for before the gifting. People like to know who to blame for their happy moments, you know.
Are you slamming them? You have to slam them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHzMfZ1FaqA
If you don't do Tim Tam Slams they're just ok. If you do Tim Tam Slams they are unbelievable
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
(That said, with a modest amount of googling, I bet the recipient would be able to trace it back to me).
I am jealous!
Any loving aussies out there, SEND ME YOUR TIMS (and TAMS)
You have turned what started out as a crappy day into a fantastic one! Gather 'round and I shall regale you with the tale...
8 AM. Food handler's class at work. I rarely wake up that early if I don't have to, but seeing as this is my final week of school EVER, I'm right in the midst of finishing my capstone which involves several all-nighters. After the class, I begin setting up the bar. (I'm a bartender, obviously.)
I finish that around 10, (We open at 11) and head up to the middle school where I'm directing about 30 7th graders for a performance this Friday. Did I mention that I only get 30 minutes a day to work with them? Anyway, get done at the school at 10:50 and drive furiously back to work. I try to call them on the way there, only to discover that my phone's been shut off for "undisclosed reasons."
I get to work 5 minutes late, (even though the bar had already been set up and prepped.) and who should be there but our area director making a surprise visit. Keep in mind I'm running on about...30 minutes of sleep. The shift went pretty smoothly, and as soon as the night bartender came in, I was off to the AT&T store.
...where they inform me that "they can't handle my situation in the store" and that I'll "have to call customer support." I call said support, and within about 5 minutes they tell me "Your service is back on. Turn your phone off, then on, and you'll be connected again." Hm, what power these phone companies wield!
I drive to a friend's house after work to hang out for a bit, then after almost passing out several times on his couch, I decide to head home. I get home and my mom informs me that there's a package waiting for me! Could it be from my Satan? I don't think I've ordered anything off of Amazon lately...
Hmm. I almost forgot to take a picture I was so excited! Luckily I came to my senses and snapped a quick pic just in case it was from my Satan! So what was inside this glorious box, you ask? I'm glad you did!
D&D Books! I just recently (in the last month or two) started playing, and I was immediately drawn to the Tiefling, and I'm all about the magicks so a Warlock I became!
On a side note, there's a paladin that plays in the group that HATES warlocks. My second week of Crown of Neverwinter, we're welcomed into this sewer-hovel-inn kind of thing, and the paladin immediately suspects that they've poisoned the food they're offering to us. Me, being the only magic-user of the group, gets elected to try it first by none other than the paladin. I specialize in Bluff mainly, so I ask the DM if I can bluff like I'm poisoned and dying to get a rise out of the paladin. I roll...he rolls...success! I begin writhing around agonizingly, screaming bloody murder. The Paladin starts freaking out, thinking he's killed the only Controller in the group. I suddenly snap out of it, mumble "Stupid humans" under my breath and continue eating.
The paladin and I are now friends, and I'm the only mage he's ever liked.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, @SkullMan! I can't wait to start reading all about Tieflings and how to be the best damn lone wolf there is. You're pretty much the greatest, and I can't even begin to tell you (though I've rambled quite a bit) how happy you've made me and how quickly you turned my day around. You're good people, Skully. You ever need anything, you let me know.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
edit: That was in response to Keith. Not Tim-Tams.
I do have a real name however. So barring not thanking anyone at all, I shall simply say thank you, Bryan R. Partin of Chattanooga, Tennessee for this gift of manliness. I anxiously look foward to diving into this book with a glass of fine sipping whisky and anything else that may or may not be comming from you.
Thank you Munkus! You get free reign of my signature for one year!
I hope he likes his gifts and posts about them.
omg i will PM you my addresssssss
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Wait, you were supposed to get that SECOND
I specifically chose the shipping speeds of your gifts so you'd have one for now and one for Christmas with the surprise intact!
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Hope you enjoy them!