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THEY'RE IN UR BASE, KILLIN UR... er, nothing.
J. Grant
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Least exciting terrorist attack EVAR. Dear two guys in an SUV attacking Glasgow airport: U = TEH FAILZ
God, this story is comedy GOLD.
"In Glasgow, the green SUV barreled toward the building at full speed shortly after 3 p.m., hitting security barriers before crashing into the glass doors and exploding, witnesses said. Two men jumped out of the burning vehicle, one of them engulfed in flames, they said."
Okay, almost exciting, sounds like an action movie...
"The car came speeding past at about 30 mph. It was approaching the building quickly," said Scott Leeson,
*insert sound of trumpets slowly petering out*
Man. MAN.
God, this story is comedy GOLD.
"In Glasgow, the green SUV barreled toward the building at full speed shortly after 3 p.m., hitting security barriers before crashing into the glass doors and exploding, witnesses said. Two men jumped out of the burning vehicle, one of them engulfed in flames, they said."
Okay, almost exciting, sounds like an action movie...
"The car came speeding past at about 30 mph. It was approaching the building quickly," said Scott Leeson,
*insert sound of trumpets slowly petering out*
Man. MAN.
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30?
hell, that can be 1st if you forget to shift.
Electronic composer for hire.
UR MOMS OLD NYWS
why yessah anyting yousa say massah
Electronic composer for hire.
would you come as far as say, statesboro
that is near savannah
No, no, O Fortuna.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF7_PhB9coo
possibly. i'm just north of atlanta.
Electronic composer for hire.
As exciting as a terrorist attack.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjOlvRttee8
they breed quickly
I couldn't help but think that this is the one terrist attack Al Qaeda won't try to take credit for.
Because really, would YOU?
Statesboro? What're y'all gonna do? Drink Natty Light and spit on the floor?
I'm kidding.
I think.
Most dumb people tend to.
haha
jesus man
how many people on this forum have been to or around statesboro
fix your shit turrists
Ahahahahahahahaha.
faggots
That's fine. Dumb breeding stock is probably what caused these guys to floor it in second gear with a bunch of gasoline while attacking...
Attacking Glasgow Airport.
GLASGOW AIRPORT.
Because if they had succeeded, and the worst-case scenario had happened (The truck spills flaming gas all over the front lobby of the airport, and some of the flames just happen to land on a fireworks smuggler's luggage, and the resulting explosion ignites a transvestites wig, who runs screaming into [snip for Rube Goldberg-level convoluted chain of unlikely events] and then the flaming warthogs stampede up against a fuel truck...
Man, they would have CRIPPLED the air traffic TO AND FROM GLASGOW.
That would teach us infidels.
Seriously, I can't get over just how stupid this attack was. GLASGOW? Who the fuck cares about GLASGOW AIRPORT?
It is unfortunate that this song is now some kind of epic joke because it is really a good song.
Charlotte is kinda close, like a 20 min drive I think. Never been to statesboro though.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
I mean, Christ, putting two guys in a single suicide car is evidence enough. Was one the fucking chapparone?
"made from beer?"
I'm fucking sold.
Even if your spelling that word failed, I laughed hard at this.
That's Statesville
And they're talking about Statesboro, GA
we now have a gay bar
it's called "turtles"
the tagline is "THE PLACE TO COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL"
Oooooooh
Well, its an inbred hick town (present company excluded) so I dont really pay attention to it.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
If it counts, I tried twice.
As long as someone would come pick me up from Charleston, SC