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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote:
    I think all you wasp haters are just afraid of a powerful, self-confident partner-as-equal

    you need the submissiveness of the crab to assuage your fragile masculinity

    but crabs are the deadliest catch

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    well maybe that's the better question,

    you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    what if there was a tarantula-wasp hybrid

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    i'm sorry this was the best i could do

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    crabs jus cant twerk it like a wasp can

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote:
    I think all you wasp haters are just afraid of a powerful, self-confident partner-as-equal

    you need the submissiveness of the crab to assuage your fragile masculinity

    but crabs are the deadliest catch

    haha

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    can I eat the crab afterwards?

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote:
    well maybe that's the better question,

    you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

    hahaha

    I don't know if this was intentional but

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    generally you eat the crab first, natek

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s

    if you fuck a wasp

    afterwards you could relive that scene

    except instead of riding a magic carpet

    you ride a giant fucking wasp

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    like for real yeah wasps are assholes but im assuming if one is both giant and allowing you to fuck it its probably not gonna be all assholeing out and stinging i mean cmon


    and lets just face it wasps are undeniably sexier than crabs

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote:
    well maybe that's the better question,

    you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

    gay crab

    as long as i'm the pitcher

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    and instead of a magical arabian adventure it's a waking fucking nightmare

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    imagine trying to sing a whole new world over the horrific buzz of giant insect wings

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I'll be honest, I'd have to be so stoned it would not matter

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Both
    But never mind the bread, please

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    fisted by crabs

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Now are we talking a giant insect or a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

    who am I kidding, the answer is still 'crab'

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    FAQ said good Christian sex

    so the insect, presumably

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    generally you eat the crab first, natek

    Actually, the crab is a rare case of having to stick it before you can lick it

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Shabooty wrote:
    imagine trying to sing a whole new world over the horrific buzz of giant insect wings

    i am shitting myself

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    ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    The wasp.... so long as it doesn't have crabs.

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    buncha fuckin crab-fuckers

    yr all ded 2 me >:'CC

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    joshofalltrades wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    generally you eat the crab first, natek

    Actually, the crab is a rare case of having to stick it before you can lick it

    dang

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Shabooty wrote:
    imagine trying to sing a whole new world over the horrific buzz of giant insect wings

    i am shitting myself

    well okay yeah but how do you feel about shabooty's post

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    LorctheOrcLorctheOrc Registered User regular
    i cant answer this question i emasculated myself with razor sharp knives in order to withstand the terrible temptations of goats

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I've touched lots of crabs genitals, so I'm pretty comfortable with them and pick crab

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote:
    well maybe that's the better question,

    you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

    yeah seriously faq you need to balance your fucked up hypotheticals questions better

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Mizuumi wrote:
    crwth wrote: »
    Shabooty wrote:
    imagine trying to sing a whole new world over the horrific buzz of giant insect wings

    i am shitting myself

    well okay yeah but how do you feel about shabooty's post

    double the shit

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote:
    I've touched lots of crabs genitals,

    you slut!!

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    WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote:
    Now are we talking a giant insect or a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

    who am I kidding, the answer is still 'crab'

    The wasp is the girl/boy next door that you meet in sunday school and promise to wait for marriage before sex.

    The crab is a biker with a mohawk that is just the right type of dangerous.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Only here could FAQ wake up drunk and make his deviant demands

    Only here would it spawn discourse

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Speaking of goats, I'm gonna have a whole herd right in my back yard for like a month to eat all the brush and shit.

    I made a promise not to fuck any though.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    FAQ wrote:
    well maybe that's the better question,

    you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

    yeah seriously faq you need to balance your fucked up hypotheticals questions better

    I fucking changed it!

    and I'm sorry but they're human genitals kochi so you're probably much less familiar heh heh

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    that was cold, faq

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    If I came home to a giant curvy lingerie-wearing wasp waiting in bed seductively beckoning me closer

    I would definitely go get the bug spray

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    wasps are pretty badass looking so id have one of them. keeping in mind that my preffered sex organ is ice cream

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    plus the crab is used to saltwater so it won't be bothered by me crying

    Scudo on
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Tube, Bogey, Orik

    Kill one, marry one, fuck one

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    I think the crab would be better sex but the Wasp would allow you to have a giant fucking wasp as a pal.

    So I pick wasp.

    Just don't break her heart.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I mean, as long as we're doing the fucked-up hypothetical thing

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