Michael Bay is making a Turtles movie. Seemed like good news; entertaining (albeit not very good) filmmaker makes one of our childhood franchises into a sweet movie! Turns out, the Turtles are aliens and Michael Bay is "raping" our childhood memories. Well, he can't ruin it for you if I do it first!
Ninja Turtles are Green dudes. But in this setting, they are alien invaders, seeking to take over the world!
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Seriously, if Michael Bay fucks this movie up, I will riot. And it's not looking good so far.
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YOu need to put this in the Signup thread, silly.
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Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
TURTLE POWER!
Please forgive in advance my total noobishness at this whole thing, and hopefully I don't __VERB__ everything up too much.
Come on, y'all know you want to.
Don't worry. you'll get an easy role like the vig or something.
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Are there any large and brightly colored buttons that i shouldnt can push?
I hear that one of the major plot points is that all of the weapons have been replaced with walkie-talkies
What an appropriate color!
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If, on the off change I make you a vig, you have that responsibility... you pull the trigger right Gaslight? Day one and everyday!
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Well, it has been quite a few years. I hear they're now known as the 'Middle-aged Mutant Neighbourhood Watch Turtles.'
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Please grudge Infidel on day one for me
A list of things, should you be of the gifting persuasion
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
Your sacrifice killed additional people every night after!
Yes, that was my problem.
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This is a worthy inquiry.
Edit: Ah, I just read the title. Probably signing up to be a total retard like chicks in all Michael bay films. Undoubtedly still fine as fuck though.
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Jellica in In the Shadow of Zeus
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