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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I was a camp counselor for a few summers so a lot of the campers and their parents ended up Facebooking me. For the kids, I wouldn't let them see my pictures or status updates. My wall is pretty tame so I didn't have to worry about that.

    Restrictions vary from parent to parent. If the parent has taken me out for a beer or talks to me about adult topics (politics, news, their college years, etc.) then I'll give them more access. If the mom/dad only talks about their kid and I don't have much to say outside of that, then I give them the same restrictions as the kid.

    Having those kids is the most ridiculous shit ever though. I mentioned it one time, but one of my campers (whose older brother is a friend of mine) was 11 dating a 16 year old and those two idiots put a picture of her blowing him on his facebook profile picture. The second I saw it I told him to take it down because A) child porn, B) its gross, and C) i'll tell his parents if he didn't.

    The status updates they post drive me up the wall. I'm tempted to make a tumblr of middle/high school facebook posts that are asinine.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Oh man barf.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I will be deleting my facebook account today and will not be back on until May. If you need me call me or email me. Peace out social(ism) network!

    This is on my feed right now

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want to start a capitalist version of Facebook.

    Call it... Facebook.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I was a camp counselor for a few summers so a lot of the campers and their parents ended up Facebooking me. For the kids, I wouldn't let them see my pictures or status updates. My wall is pretty tame so I didn't have to worry about that.

    Restrictions vary from parent to parent. If the parent has taken me out for a beer or talks to me about adult topics (politics, news, their college years, etc.) then I'll give them more access. If the mom/dad only talks about their kid and I don't have much to say outside of that, then I give them the same restrictions as the kid.

    Having those kids is the most ridiculous shit ever though. I mentioned it one time, but one of my campers (whose older brother is a friend of mine) was 11 dating a 16 year old and those two idiots put a picture of her blowing him on his facebook profile picture. The second I saw it I told him to take it down because A) child porn, B) its gross, and C) i'll tell his parents if he didn't.

    The status updates they post drive me up the wall. I'm tempted to make a tumblr of middle/high school facebook posts that are asinine.

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    eeeeeeeeeeeeyup

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Does anyone have a "no coworkers as friends" rule for Facebook? I have it for my new job, mainly because a lot of my statuses are about how I hate my coworkers.

    One of my managers doesn't know how timezones work. Like, she's missed conferences calls with people in different timezones.

    I'm facebook friends with a handful of my fellow teachers, but I have a very firm, totally non-negotiable No Students or Parents as Friends rule. Generally the only things that ever show up on my facebook that could be offensive are swear words (many), political/social commentary (lots) and pictures of me being a bit drunk and silly (quite a few), and those facets of my personality are not news to my coworkers. However, I keep those things far, far from my job itself. I know a lot of people who are facebook friends with former students, but that's not ever going to be okay for me.

    What's your Facebook? I'll post something blindingly offensive on it.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    At 16 you really should be smarter than that. And really, dude is with an 11 year old? That's a huge age gap at that stage.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
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    NotYouNotYou Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    At 16 you really should be smarter than that. And really, dude is with an 11 year old? That's a huge age gap at that stage.

    Reverse the genders and tell me you're not calling CPS right now.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    NotYou wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    At 16 you really should be smarter than that. And really, dude is with an 11 year old? That's a huge age gap at that stage.

    Reverse the genders and tell me you're not calling CPS right now.

    An 11 year old boy with a 16 year old girl?

    Both ways are still extremely fucked up.

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    oh yeah, I have a twitter now, I mean I never use it, just for following folks, anyway it's out there.

    It is the best twitter ever

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    seriously, why wouldn't you call the police the second you saw that picture

    @Bedigunz

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    At 16 you really should be smarter than that. And really, dude is with an 11 year old? That's a huge age gap at that stage.

    These people are all idiots. Like, she changed her last name on facebook to his. They'd always post statuses about sleeping over at each other's houses and her parents were on facebook and friends with both and knew about this.

    Not surprisingly, they broke up and she had a status recently that was like "I'm sticking pretty well to staying single. I've only had 3 boyfriends in the past 4 months"

    She's going to be pregnant by the time she's 15

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    seriously, why wouldn't you call the police the second you saw that picture

    @Bedigunz

    They aren't criminals, they are fucking stupid. I told her brother the second I found out and he's washed his hands of the family. Her parents know about them dating and having sex so unfortunately, it's not my place to stop them dating (no matter how much I disagree with it). It is my place, as someone with a diploma and college degree (unlike everyone in that family other than my buddy) to tell them that they will get into deep shit if that doesn't come down immediately.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    seriously, why wouldn't you call the police the second you saw that picture

    @Bedigunz

    Not sure if that's really the best response either - while it's a fucked up situation/relationship, America's legal system is ridiculously obtuse when it comes to child pornography produced by minors.

    Probably best to approach the parents first.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
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    So was this just like a bottle of scope left in the bathroom? Cause that seems like a bad idea

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Maybe a little dispenser fountain and the kinds of small disposable cups used in dentist's offices?

    Slightly more hygenic, but also a big environmental waste, even if the cups are recycled.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Just put the dispenser high up enough so you can stick your mouth under it

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Just put the dispenser high up enough so you can stick your mouth under it
    Then people would slobber all over it

    see: Water Fountains

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP

    plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Just put the dispenser high up enough so you can stick your mouth under it
    Then people would slobber all over it

    see: Water Fountains

    The problem with water fountains isn't that people slobber on them, it's that hobos and drunk dudes pee in them at night.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What should I have for lunch today?

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    i feel like an employee who didn't sleep at their house last night and was running late just left the mouth wash they bought on their way to work in the bathroom by accident and this dude took a swig of random mouth wash

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    it says right there he SAW the mouthwash, didn't swig ANYTHING

    plus what, is the mouthwash going to get infected?

    shrewd grade A dee-tective work

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP

    plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo

    mandatory one square of TP per day policy written in as a constitutional amendment

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Rolo

    I read all of your posts in Joffrey's voice

    I have never hated/loved you more

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    NotYou wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    At 16 you really should be smarter than that. And really, dude is with an 11 year old? That's a huge age gap at that stage.

    Reverse the genders and tell me you're not calling CPS right now.

    An 11 year old boy with a 16 year old girl?

    Both ways are still extremely fucked up.

    no that kid is just a fucking champ

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    because why the fuck would Chik-fil-A offer it's customers mouthwash??

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    T4CT

    I really

    really

    hope you are joking

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    when i was 11 my dream was to pick up a 16 year old girl

    in the hypothetical situation where these roles are reversed the mythical 11 year old is living my dream
    no it is pretty fucked though. jesus and people called me a cradle robber for dating a girl 2 years younger after I left highschool

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    T4CT

    I really

    really

    hope you are joking

    i hope he isnt, studying is so boring

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    it was actually my dream to pick up a 16 year old when i was 11

    it would've been super weird but fuck that didn't stop me from wanting to

    and i guess from the 16 year old's side that kind of is really fucking weird

    but from the 11 year old's side of the story (in this fictional situation where the 11 year old is the boy)


    i mean your parents tell you when you're a kid you can do anything you set your mind to

    that kid just had a really broad dream

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    mensch we are not here simply to amuse you

    we are human beings

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    it says right there he SAW the mouthwash, didn't swig ANYTHING

    plus what, is the mouthwash going to get infected?

    shrewd grade A dee-tective work

    can you cure herpes with mouthwash



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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    wait wait wait

    i'm re reading this story

    in the real world scenario is the 11 year old a boy or a girl

    i'm super confused as to what is mythical right now

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    no, herpes is a viral disease

    but I find your assumptions calumnious against people who leave mouthwash in public bathrooms

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Sorry. The 11 year old is a girl. The 16 year old is a boy. The girl's parents were cool with the whole situation.

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