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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Guys, Tennessee has updated their sex ed guidelines to prohibit teaching "gateway sexual activity". Those fuckers are trying to make a Christian side hug a real thing.

    It is now illegal in Tennessee to make a circle with your thumb and forefinger on your right hand, and push the index finger on your left hand in and out of that circle.

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  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Illustration is truly the best career for me.

    I would just fucking kill myself if I had to drive/take the bus to work every day.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Guys, Tennessee has updated their sex ed guidelines to prohibit teaching "gateway sexual activity". Those fuckers are trying to make a Christian side hug a real thing.

    We need to create a super filthy sex act and name it "The Christian Side Hug."

  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Guys, Tennessee has updated their sex ed guidelines to prohibit teaching "gateway sexual activity". Those fuckers are trying to make a Christian side hug a real thing.

    It is now illegal in Tennessee to make a circle with your thumb and forefinger on your right hand, and push the index finger on your left hand in and out of that circle.

    That's why I make the circle with my *left* hand. Gotta love loopholes.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Making fists with my toes

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Guys, Tennessee has updated their sex ed guidelines to prohibit teaching "gateway sexual activity". Those fuckers are trying to make a Christian side hug a real thing.

    It is now illegal in Tennessee to make a circle with your thumb and forefinger on your right hand, and push the index finger on your left hand in and out of that circle.

    Or to move your fist up and down vigorously.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    friendly reminder: The Canadian dollar is generally on par with, if not often more valuable than, the US Dollar

    this has been the case for many years. Obviously, currency fluctuates, but the CAD generally stays within 0.98 to 1.10 of the USD

    haha not really

    the US dollar usually beats the CAD, except recently

    hell in 2004 1 dollar got 1.3 CAD

    http://www.google.com/finance?q=USDCAD

    look at how often the line dips below 1.00

    check the 10yr and the 5yr, hoss

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    This is getting legit annoying. I'm glad to babysit for my sister and I love my nephew. But she always tries to guilt the everloving fuck out of me to stay longer, stay for dinner etc. on the occasions where I do not want to stay she just won't let up, and not in a joking way. I have talked to her about it and she wont stop.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what could possibly be wrong with macros

    Best I can figure out, since Punkbuster of course doesn't actually ever comment on anything, is that they claim macros can be written that will negate recoil in online FPS games.

    is that even possible?

    most games i know of things like movement and such aren't part of the console commands

    unless i guess you're using some third party program to do "mouse down" or whatever input moving your mouse downwards is

    either way that seems like it would be horribly complicated and inefficient as different guns in different games have different amounts of recoil, and different mouse settings would mean you'd have to tune it to a particular game to get it to work right


    god anti cheating software is so stupid

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Guys, Tennessee has updated their sex ed guidelines to prohibit teaching "gateway sexual activity". Those fuckers are trying to make a Christian side hug a real thing.

    It is now illegal in Tennessee to make a circle with your thumb and forefinger on your right hand, and push the index finger on your left hand in and out of that circle.

    Or to move your fist up and down vigorously.

    Luckily for people living in Tennessee, the Titans suck so much they don't have to worry about inadvertently pumping their fists.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    This is getting legit annoying. I'm glad to babysit for my sister and I love my nephew. But she always tries to guilt the everloving fuck out of me to stay longer, stay for dinner etc. on the occasions where I do not want to stay she just won't let up, and not in a joking way. I have talked to her about it and she wont stop.

    "Can't, thanks, bye!" *Turn around walk away pretending you can't hear her.*

    A last resort but an effective one.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    friendly reminder: The Canadian dollar is generally on par with, if not often more valuable than, the US Dollar

    this has been the case for many years. Obviously, currency fluctuates, but the CAD generally stays within 0.98 to 1.10 of the USD

    haha not really

    the US dollar usually beats the CAD, except recently

    hell in 2004 1 dollar got 1.3 CAD

    http://www.google.com/finance?q=USDCAD

    look at how often the line dips below 1.00

    check the 10yr and the 5yr, hoss

    Yeah, the idea that our dollars haven't been fairly close to each other for the last 5 years is silly.

    Also, any idea how the Euro is doing vs our dollar? Plummeting still, I hope. I'm currently using the gimpiest browser (not by choice), or I'd check myself.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    friendly reminder: The Canadian dollar is generally on par with, if not often more valuable than, the US Dollar

    this has been the case for many years. Obviously, currency fluctuates, but the CAD generally stays within 0.98 to 1.10 of the USD

    haha not really

    the US dollar usually beats the CAD, except recently

    hell in 2004 1 dollar got 1.3 CAD

    http://www.google.com/finance?q=USDCAD

    look at how often the line dips below 1.00

    check the 10yr and the 5yr, hoss

    ummmmm......

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Pony wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    friendly reminder: The Canadian dollar is generally on par with, if not often more valuable than, the US Dollar

    this has been the case for many years. Obviously, currency fluctuates, but the CAD generally stays within 0.98 to 1.10 of the USD

    haha not really

    the US dollar usually beats the CAD, except recently

    hell in 2004 1 dollar got 1.3 CAD

    http://www.google.com/finance?q=USDCAD

    look at how often the line dips below 1.00

    check the 10yr and the 5yr, hoss

    the 10 year just proves my point?

    and the 10 year is funny because it's like, the USD during booms substantially outpaces the CAD, and during busts, it barely maintains ~1. there's only a few times where it actually goes down to a substantial amount below 1

    tyrannus on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    This is getting legit annoying. I'm glad to babysit for my sister and I love my nephew. But she always tries to guilt the everloving fuck out of me to stay longer, stay for dinner etc. on the occasions where I do not want to stay she just won't let up, and not in a joking way. I have talked to her about it and she wont stop.

    Oh, you're babysitting for my mother then. Try to leave early, end a phone call, cancel/change plans, etc.

    Same, raging result.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what could possibly be wrong with macros

    Best I can figure out, since Punkbuster of course doesn't actually ever comment on anything, is that they claim macros can be written that will negate recoil in online FPS games.

    is that even possible?

    most games i know of things like movement and such aren't part of the console commands

    unless i guess you're using some third party program to do "mouse down" or whatever input moving your mouse downwards is

    either way that seems like it would be horribly complicated and inefficient as different guns in different games have different amounts of recoil, and different mouse settings would mean you'd have to tune it to a particular game to get it to work right


    god anti cheating software is so stupid

    I concur. The best part is, as you said, a macro would be horribly inaccurate for that kind of use. So people write actual aim-assist programs to do it. Which punkbuster repeatedly fails to catch.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Everyone, your countries money is the biggest,longest,veiny-est currency that has ever existed.

    Simmer down! Simma'! Sssssimma' down!

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    friendly reminder: The Canadian dollar is generally on par with, if not often more valuable than, the US Dollar

    this has been the case for many years. Obviously, currency fluctuates, but the CAD generally stays within 0.98 to 1.10 of the USD

    haha not really

    the US dollar usually beats the CAD, except recently

    hell in 2004 1 dollar got 1.3 CAD

    http://www.google.com/finance?q=USDCAD

    look at how often the line dips below 1.00

    check the 10yr and the 5yr, hoss

    the 10 year just proves my point?

    did you not read my post

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Pony wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    friendly reminder: The Canadian dollar is generally on par with, if not often more valuable than, the US Dollar

    this has been the case for many years. Obviously, currency fluctuates, but the CAD generally stays within 0.98 to 1.10 of the USD

    haha not really

    the US dollar usually beats the CAD, except recently

    hell in 2004 1 dollar got 1.3 CAD

    http://www.google.com/finance?q=USDCAD

    look at how often the line dips below 1.00

    check the 10yr and the 5yr, hoss

    the 10 year just proves my point?

    did you not read my post

    I read the
    The Canadian dollar is generally on par with, if not often more valuable than, the US Dollar
    part

    which is half true

    tyrannus on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what could possibly be wrong with macros

    Best I can figure out, since Punkbuster of course doesn't actually ever comment on anything, is that they claim macros can be written that will negate recoil in online FPS games.

    is that even possible?

    most games i know of things like movement and such aren't part of the console commands

    unless i guess you're using some third party program to do "mouse down" or whatever input moving your mouse downwards is

    either way that seems like it would be horribly complicated and inefficient as different guns in different games have different amounts of recoil, and different mouse settings would mean you'd have to tune it to a particular game to get it to work right


    god anti cheating software is so stupid

    I'm pretty sure this was a thing with WoW a long time ago to. It was determined by Blizzard that anything more complicated than what can be done through in-game macros and LUA functionality was cheating, so binding things to a function on your keyboard could potentially get you in trouble if Warden detected it, which it usually could.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Everyone, your countries money is the biggest,longest,veiny-est currency that has ever existed.

    Simmer down! Simma'! Sssssimma' down!

    But I don't want it to be particularly veiny! It has to be visually appealing too, y'know.

    BeNarwhal on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    This review of Battleship reveals a very very important piece of information about it which I shall now put in spoilers:
    The Review wrote:
    The biggest missed opportunity in this film (and there are many), is that no one, at any point, shouts: “You’ve sunk my battleship!”

    Deal breaker

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Things I will suck at, once it finishes downloading:

    Tribes: Ascend.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Some dinkus shipped a novelty grenade to a building as a gift. The building was evacuated.
    People are dumb.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »

    yes

    in 2002, the USD was 1.6 to the CAD

    but since then it's declined and sorta settled around being between 0.98 and 1.10 to the CAD

    which is what I said

    sometimes Canadian money is worth more than American money, but for the most part they are generally on par

    today it's 0.99

    that is normal and has been the case for 5 to 10 years

    reading comprehension, you nerds

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    This review of Battleship reveals a very very important piece of information about it which I shall now put in spoilers:
    The Review wrote:
    The biggest missed opportunity in this film (and there are many), is that no one, at any point, shouts: “You’ve sunk my battleship!”

    Deal breaker

    This is like Samuel L. Jackson not saying "mother fucking" in a movie. This is inexcusable.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »

    yes

    in 2002, the USD was 1.6 to the CAD

    but since then it's declined and sorta settled around being between 0.98 and 1.10 to the CAD

    which is what I said

    sometimes Canadian money is worth more than American money, but for the most part they are generally on par

    today it's 0.99

    that is normal and has been the case for 5 to 10 years

    reading comprehension, you nerds

    Listen, America, all I'm trying to say here is

    Why not just become our 11th province? :bz

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    These ribs are fucking delicious.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »

    yes

    in 2002, the USD was 1.6 to the CAD

    but since then it's declined and sorta settled around being between 0.98 and 1.10 to the CAD

    which is what I said

    sometimes Canadian money is worth more than American money, but for the most part they are generally on par

    today it's 0.99

    that is normal and has been the case for 5 to 10 years

    reading comprehension, you nerds

    Listen, America, all I'm trying to say here is

    Why not just become our 11th province? :bz

    Nah, become the Seventh County of Northern Ireland.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Things I will suck at, once it finishes downloading:

    Tribes: Ascend.

    You kind of have to accept that you're just one man in a large game. You will only be able to have a small effect on wins or losses. Some roles (like the technician) will see you stuff entirely detached from the actual point scoring.

    Also, Capture and Hold (the new game mode) is hilarious. It is just utter chaos.

    It took quite a while for the game to click for me. I'm still shit though. Like all the weapons have weird non-newtonian mechanics that you have to learn in order to use.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »

    yes

    in 2002, the USD was 1.6 to the CAD

    but since then it's declined and sorta settled around being between 0.98 and 1.10 to the CAD

    which is what I said

    sometimes Canadian money is worth more than American money, but for the most part they are generally on par

    today it's 0.99

    that is normal and has been the case for 5 to 10 years

    reading comprehension, you nerds

    what? did you look at that graph?

    since 2008 CAD has been par with USD, barring 1H2009

    it hasn't been generally on par for 5 or 10 years.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    This review of Battleship reveals a very very important piece of information about it which I shall now put in spoilers:
    The Review wrote:
    The biggest missed opportunity in this film (and there are many), is that no one, at any point, shouts: “You’ve sunk my battleship!”

    Deal breaker

    This is like Samuel L. Jackson not saying "mother fucking" in a movie. This is inexcusable.

    I'm still waiting for Benedict Cumberbatch to say "Elementary my dear Watson"

    It better come in the 3rd series.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »

    yes

    in 2002, the USD was 1.6 to the CAD

    but since then it's declined and sorta settled around being between 0.98 and 1.10 to the CAD

    which is what I said

    sometimes Canadian money is worth more than American money, but for the most part they are generally on par

    today it's 0.99

    that is normal and has been the case for 5 to 10 years

    reading comprehension, you nerds

    Listen, America, all I'm trying to say here is

    Why not just become our 11th province? :bz

    Free health care? Sure where do I sign

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    This review of Battleship reveals a very very important piece of information about it which I shall now put in spoilers:
    The Review wrote:
    The biggest missed opportunity in this film (and there are many), is that no one, at any point, shouts: “You’ve sunk my battleship!”

    Deal breaker

    This is like Samuel L. Jackson not saying "mother fucking" in a movie. This is inexcusable.

    I'm still waiting for Benedict Cumberbatch to say "Elementary my dear Watson"

    It better come in the 3rd series.

    Sherlock Holmes never said that in the books.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Canada and China and Poland should team up to become CCP.

    Oh! Oman+Canada+Poland = OCP

    Either or

    Caveman Paws on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Alright, mapped out a good route for tomorrow Saturday morning that's just over 43km, and conveniently ends at my gym. Bike rides are good and all, but don't do much for my upper body. Starts off uphill and in to the typical prevailing wind, which means it's all downhill with the wind on the way back! :D

    But what about the submariner route? Do you not like submariners? I like submariners.

    Stop staring at Submariner's genitalia.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    On board
    Changing coasts
    Like a boss lynyrd skynyrd

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    nerds, man

    Any particular subset you're choosing to comment on, or just all of us?

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    nerds, man

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