I love how some guys approach urinals, or more accurately, they see one guy already standing at one of three urinals and turn to the stalls. But the stalls are occupied. So they freeze for a half second, then turn and walk out.
Who would I tell if I did notice your tiny dick? Why would I care enough to look? I would like to think I would be very tactful if I did sneek a peek (regardless of what your packing).
I love how some guys approach urinals, or more accurately, they see one guy already standing at one of three urinals and turn to the stalls. But the stalls are occupied. So they freeze for a half second, then turn and walk out.
Who would I tell if I did notice your tiny dick? Why would I care enough to look? I would like to think I would be very tactful if I did sneek a peek (regardless of what your packing).
Some people have a general sense of modesty and/or nervous bladders.
I used to get in trouble for sneaking books under my desk and reading during class.
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I don't want kids of my own because there's an uncountable number of situations I don't want to deal with. Top of the list would be a kid that I can't control. That's terrifying to me, that I'd want to yell or punish in any sort of way but it would not only be painful to have to do but literally entirely ineffectual. I guess I mean a kid with some sort of problem, not just a dick. It might just be my current immaturity but that's not something I think I could deal with properly.
but I don't hate kids at all. Not crazy about babies but only because they're gross.
Also kids don't even really bother me much. Fucking teenagers. Ugh.
Hur hur let me throw rocks at cars and break bottles in the parking lot and put bottle rockets in someone's muffler/gas cap.
They're showing off to their peers. A teenager alone won't cause mischief. Six teenagers together will burn your house down.
I'm apparently a racist according to my friend because I called the cops on six black kids throwing rocks at car windows in the parking lot a few weeks back. And then they smashed their bongs on the ground when the cops showed up.
Their parents are awesome though.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
i guess you were all good kids, huh. buncha little geniuses!
i had to read a lot for religious study, but i also got in a lot of fights. i probably wasn't perfectly behaved but i wasn't a bully. i just had a lot of pride and would smack the shit out of kids who fucked with me.
I was loud and obnoxious and playful and a chatterbox until about ten or so, and then I went through an experience that shut me up until I was a teenager.
it has been brought up to me a number of times that people without kids will often have strong opinions about how kids should be raised, or what behavior is acceptable
I'LL NEVER LET MY KID BE LOUD IN PUBLIC OR WATCH TEE VEE
and I guess that changes right quick when you actually have one
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I grew up in the woods, so peeing on stuff was just how life was.
They need urinals that look like they have trees inside.
Wait wait
You pitch it to boutiquey places as "eco friendly"
I smell money
Money-scented urinal cakes for people who like to say they took a piss on capitalism.
Yes! YES!
Someone get Marketing in my office ASAP
And tell the Department of the Treasury they'd better fire up the dollar printing machines now because the economy will need 'em once they see this in action
it has been brought up to me a number of times that people without kids will often have strong opinions about how kids should be raised, or what behavior is acceptable
I'LL NEVER LET MY KID BE LOUD IN PUBLIC OR WATCH TEE VEE
and I guess that changes right quick when you actually have one
I'm not above using Benadryl and schnapps to sedate my children if they're being unruly.
Not really Xanax though.
Well, maybe a little Xanax.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I had a grand total of one punch ever thrown at me as a kid. I was mocked mercilessly from the time that I was about in third grade until about my junior year in highschool. I was called faggot and a girl (because of my hair). I spent a great deal of time though with my small group of friends and largely ignored the culture outside of that. I suffered socially, but not overly much I don't think. I was bullied a bit, but never physically. I was also a very well behaved kid and teenager. I was late home once ever without calling, and I never got into drugs or anything.
Of course I was a generally bad student, and lazy as all get out. But I was very mild mannered. I like to think that I'm still that way today, but I'm afraid that sometimes I recognize how the world has affected me. I'm not as naive, not as innocent, and a little less hopeful. I do try to reclaim that though, because it's something that I've always liked about myself.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
it has been brought up to me a number of times that people without kids will often have strong opinions about how kids should be raised, or what behavior is acceptable
I'LL NEVER LET MY KID BE LOUD IN PUBLIC OR WATCH TEE VEE
and I guess that changes right quick when you actually have one
i have to imagine some parents stick to their guns
many of those people probably suck!
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it has been brought up to me a number of times that people without kids will often have strong opinions about how kids should be raised, or what behavior is acceptable
I'LL NEVER LET MY KID BE LOUD IN PUBLIC OR WATCH TEE VEE
and I guess that changes right quick when you actually have one
i wonder what percentage of parents stick to their guns
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Feral, I will unfurl to you the secret of kids
it is so easy
they're in a hurry to be grown-ups. that's all there really is to it. when you and I read and were polite to our elders, we were just aping different kinds of adult behavior than our classmates who were playing house or kickball or whatever. every kid with a stick and a ball is Jose Canseco in his head.
if you're ever stuck with a bored nine year old who won't just sit down and read a book and you don't know what to do, just teach him something in the guise of letting him in on some sort of arcane adult secret. show him how to boil water for pasta or check the dipstick on the car or run a virus scan or something.
I had a grand total of one punch ever thrown at me as a kid. I was mocked mercilessly from the time that I was about in third grade until about my junior year in highschool. I was called faggot and a girl (because of my hair). I spent a great deal of time though with my small group of friends and largely ignored the culture outside of that. I suffered socially, but not overly much I don't think. I was bullied a bit, but never physically. I was also a very well behaved kid and teenager. I was late home once ever without calling, and I never got into drugs or anything.
Of course I was a generally bad student, and lazy as all get out. But I was very mild mannered. I like to think that I'm still that way today, but I'm afraid that sometimes I recognize how the world has affected me. I'm not as naive, not as innocent, and a little less hopeful. I do try to reclaim that though, because it's something that I've always liked about myself.
in defense of those bullies, your hair is pretty gay
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Who would I tell if I did notice your tiny dick? Why would I care enough to look? I would like to think I would be very tactful if I did sneek a peek (regardless of what your packing).
Some people have a general sense of modesty and/or nervous bladders.
needing to piss when there's no stall available, i guess
but I don't hate kids at all. Not crazy about babies but only because they're gross.
still the worst kid
yup
(hint: it's covered in hair)
I'm apparently a racist according to my friend because I called the cops on six black kids throwing rocks at car windows in the parking lot a few weeks back. And then they smashed their bongs on the ground when the cops showed up.
Their parents are awesome though.
Fool! You've divulged your one weakness to your greatest archenemy.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Wait wait
You pitch it to boutiquey places as "eco friendly"
I smell money
"She sits alone and reads during recess. She never socializes with any of the other kids in the class, and she doesn't seem to have any friends."
And I'll pat Lillith on the head and say, "That's my girl."
This is what I want out of a child.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Men's Wilderness Romp -->
<-- Women's Secret Garden
Please fertilize only in the mushroom patch
Money-scented urinal cakes for people who like to say they took a piss on capitalism.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You don't have to shave it all off, but a little trimming is never a bad idea.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
i had to read a lot for religious study, but i also got in a lot of fights. i probably wasn't perfectly behaved but i wasn't a bully. i just had a lot of pride and would smack the shit out of kids who fucked with me.
That is how good I was.
Seven teenagers together will destroy the Earth.
I'LL NEVER LET MY KID BE LOUD IN PUBLIC OR WATCH TEE VEE
and I guess that changes right quick when you actually have one
I get where you're coming from entirely but that would make me nervous too
although yeah that's how I was until like 7th grade, read my books and did really really well in school and that was it.
wat of it
LOL
Yes! YES!
Someone get Marketing in my office ASAP
And tell the Department of the Treasury they'd better fire up the dollar printing machines now because the economy will need 'em once they see this in action
I'm not above using Benadryl and schnapps to sedate my children if they're being unruly.
Not really Xanax though.
Well, maybe a little Xanax.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Seven teenagers from around the world are slowly traveling, converging to a single point
the point: the yucatan peninsula
the time: december 2012
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Of course I was a generally bad student, and lazy as all get out. But I was very mild mannered. I like to think that I'm still that way today, but I'm afraid that sometimes I recognize how the world has affected me. I'm not as naive, not as innocent, and a little less hopeful. I do try to reclaim that though, because it's something that I've always liked about myself.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
many of those people probably suck!
yeah ideally they pop out a perfectly well formed human
then I'd just go take a nap
almost
fascinating
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i wonder what percentage of parents stick to their guns
it is so easy
they're in a hurry to be grown-ups. that's all there really is to it. when you and I read and were polite to our elders, we were just aping different kinds of adult behavior than our classmates who were playing house or kickball or whatever. every kid with a stick and a ball is Jose Canseco in his head.
if you're ever stuck with a bored nine year old who won't just sit down and read a book and you don't know what to do, just teach him something in the guise of letting him in on some sort of arcane adult secret. show him how to boil water for pasta or check the dipstick on the car or run a virus scan or something.
in defense of those bullies, your hair is pretty gay