Every time Zooey asks Siri if that's rain I want Siri to respond 'no it's snow you dumb bitch I wish I had fists to hit you with'
Apple is making pro robot uprising.
If Siri talked to me like GlaDOS I would buy an iPhone right now.
SHODAN
I never played much of that game
I know I know
you don't have to tell me
haha it's one of those games I don't blame people for not having played. they were uber-system hogs when they came out and they had really unfortunate early-FPS-era control schemes and/or graphics.
(but they were so fucking good)
(laser sword plus jet powered roller skates plus hallway full of evil robots equals joy)
i loved ss1 and ss2
a while back i decided to give ss1 a go so i loaded it up in dosbox
oh my god i couldn't even move around without flipping out
early 2-axis, non-mouse-look, first person games had fucking awful control schemes. how did i ever put up with that? how did i ever beat all those games?
hahahaha exactly
it was a really painful process when Quake 1 came out and I was playing multi with the guys at the net cafe and wondering why my mastery of the "insert" and "delete" keys to look up and down wasn't enough to keep me from getting steamrolled by the guys using mouses
How can the beatles produce such incredible songs then just spit out shit like taxman like they don't even give a fuck?
eh
they're no one direction
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Also I love, love, love that the security guys in that intro sequence are blatantly Silencers from Crusader: No Remorse.
I think the awesome manual that came out with the Wing Commander Arena little shitty Xbox Live arcade game a couple years ago actually had some text pieces that "confirmed" that Crusader and System Shock are both canon in the Wing Commander universe.
And since there's a crashed Kilrathi ship on Mars in Ultima: Savage Worlds, that means all the big Origin games are connected!
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scientists who say the gspot doesn't exist can suck my cunt because that's the main way i get off
my gspot i mean
not scientists giving me oral sex
I think it's absolutely fucking retarded that there are still scientists who say the gspot doesn't exist.
There is a doctor claiming that he's found it after an autopsy. It sounds like he's intending to publish on the subject, which should put the matter to rest.
I've come to the realization today that my constant level of physical pain has created a horrendous combo platter with a pretty major depressive episode I've been in since late February. Contrary to the position I generally held, this level of physical pain (due to rheumatoid arthritis mostly but also a lifetime of bad personal decisions as well as nerve damage from having the Shingles and a stroke) does not become "white noise" that my brain naturally filters out.
Man I had shingles thanks to a suppressed immune system. It was hell. Constant unmitigated pain for weeks on end, livened only by brief spikes of even worse agony. I used to laugh when I heard those ads on the PA in the supermarket about shingles vaccinations if you're over 60. Now, as soon as I'm eligible for them I'm going to fucking get one. Two if I have to. I never want shingles again.
I have a lot of sympathy for you. I got myself addicted to opioid painkillers for a few months because of it and that kicking that habit was, shall we say, fun.
Having been in your shoes for a brief period I hope you pull through it fine. Chronic daily pain is something you eventually think you're just used to but it does impact your life in a profound way, it's just that most people are too nice and/or afraid to say anything about it. Me, I didn't find out what an asshole I was until after the fact. You're in a better place already and you have my support.
i really wish they would make another system shock
i remember SS1 being this really lengthy cat and mouse sort of game, where shodan would do A, and i would stop A, then shodan would try B, and i would stop b, and so on
SS2 just blew my fucking mind at you-know-what-part
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This Thomas Kemper Black Cherry soda is quite delightful.
I've come to the realization today that my constant level of physical pain has created a horrendous combo platter with a pretty major depressive episode I've been in since late February. Contrary to the position I generally held, this level of physical pain (due to rheumatoid arthritis mostly but also a lifetime of bad personal decisions as well as nerve damage from having the Shingles and a stroke) does not become "white noise" that my brain naturally filters out.
Man I had shingles thanks to a suppressed immune system. It was hell. Constant unmitigated pain for weeks on end, livened only by brief spikes of even worse agony. I used to laugh when I heard those ads on the PA in the supermarket about shingles vaccinations if you're over 60. Now, as soon as I'm eligible for them I'm going to fucking get one. Two if I have to. I never want shingles again.
I have a lot of sympathy for you. I got myself addicted to opioid painkillers for a few months because of it and that kicking that habit was, shall we say, fun.
Having been in your shoes for a brief period I hope you pull through it fine. Chronic daily pain is something you eventually think you're just used to but it does impact your life in a profound way, it's just that most people are too nice and/or afraid to say anything about it. Me, I didn't find out what an asshole I was until after the fact. You're in a better place already and you have my support.
The sad thing is that shingles pain is neuropathic in nature, and opioids are less effective on neuropathic pain than they are on pain from muscular problems or injuries.
So doctors (usually ER doctors or GPs) prescribe opioids at typical doses (say, 5mg of vicodin twice per day), but they don't work as well as expected which leads people to take more...
:P
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
i really wish they would make another system shock
i remember SS1 being this really lengthy cat and mouse sort of game, where shodan would do A, and i would stop A, then shodan would try B, and i would stop b, and so on
SS2 just blew my fucking mind at you-know-what-part
I would settle for a remake
like, I don't get how hard it could possibly be: the actual gameplay, in terms of the shit you do, is pretty modern. it's just shitty graphics and controls. but it's got crouching and going prone and throwable objects and so forth. it's fully voiced. just remake the levels in Unreal, add controller support and sell on xbox live for fifteen bucks or whatever and it would be a winner.
So some of the CF 40k folks invited me to play some Space Marine tonight. Fucking hell, that game still has the best damn combat system to swap between range and close combat ever. I love gutting orks so much. Well actually using a gigantic electrified hammer to smash there brains out but still, so amazing.
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i really wish they would make another system shock
i remember SS1 being this really lengthy cat and mouse sort of game, where shodan would do A, and i would stop A, then shodan would try B, and i would stop b, and so on
SS2 just blew my fucking mind at you-know-what-part
I would settle for a remake
like, I don't get how hard it could possibly be: the actual gameplay, in terms of the shit you do, is pretty modern. it's just shitty graphics and controls. but it's got crouching and going prone and throwable objects and so forth. it's fully voiced. just remake the levels in Unreal, add controller support and sell on xbox live for fifteen bucks or whatever and it would be a winner.
yeah i mean system shock 2 had probably the first "what the fuck" reveal i can remember in vidja games
it's so good i'd still spoiler it when talking about it
we really need to scare the pants off some of these youngsters with a SS2 remake
I've come to the realization today that my constant level of physical pain has created a horrendous combo platter with a pretty major depressive episode I've been in since late February. Contrary to the position I generally held, this level of physical pain (due to rheumatoid arthritis mostly but also a lifetime of bad personal decisions as well as nerve damage from having the Shingles and a stroke) does not become "white noise" that my brain naturally filters out.
Man I had shingles thanks to a suppressed immune system. It was hell. Constant unmitigated pain for weeks on end, livened only by brief spikes of even worse agony. I used to laugh when I heard those ads on the PA in the supermarket about shingles vaccinations if you're over 60. Now, as soon as I'm eligible for them I'm going to fucking get one. Two if I have to. I never want shingles again.
I have a lot of sympathy for you. I got myself addicted to opioid painkillers for a few months because of it and that kicking that habit was, shall we say, fun.
Having been in your shoes for a brief period I hope you pull through it fine. Chronic daily pain is something you eventually think you're just used to but it does impact your life in a profound way, it's just that most people are too nice and/or afraid to say anything about it. Me, I didn't find out what an asshole I was until after the fact. You're in a better place already and you have my support.
The sad thing is that shingles pain is neuropathic in nature, and opioids are less effective on neuropathic pain than they are on pain from muscular problems or injuries.
So doctors (usually ER doctors or GPs) prescribe opioids at typical doses (say, 5mg of vicodin twice per day), but they don't work as well as expected which leads people to take more...
you could say the gspot is actually the same nerve cluster as the clitoris but it's certainly an erogenous zone that exists
This is my hypothesis.
There's a very thin mass of dense fatty tissue just behind the clitoris, in front of the vaginal wall.
On the other side (the front side) of the clitoris? The pubic bone.
So the gspot is the area of the vaginal wall that if you put pressure on it, it sandwiches the clitoris between the dense tissue and the pubic bone.
18 year old Chu: hmmm... this bit here, in slightly and up... feels spongy... and her wetness seems to correlate directly with how much attention I pay to it...
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I think it's absolutely fucking retarded that there are still scientists who say the gspot doesn't exist.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
hahahaha exactly
it was a really painful process when Quake 1 came out and I was playing multi with the guys at the net cafe and wondering why my mastery of the "insert" and "delete" keys to look up and down wasn't enough to keep me from getting steamrolled by the guys using mouses
hold a gun to his head and tell him he has 5 minutes to make himself ejaculate or you're finding a new boyfriend
LIKE A BOSS.
Aaron seriously takes like forty minutes to finish consistently
I have a very muscular jaw
Some scientists are really really bad in bed.
I forgot how great this game was.
I am also playing it on SUPER DUPER EASY so I can shotgun my way through the story and get to ME2.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
This is all you need to know from System Shock 1.
Skip to System Shock 2.
I wonder if I would get soft or really hard if somebody did that for reals
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
JEEZ THE PROBLEMS SOME PEOPLE HAVE
i did some science of my own
it exists
aparently the shuttle stops running out to the building I work in after 8:00 pm
gonna be a cab home
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i just finished me1->me2 so i can start me3 on saturday
i really shouldn't have done all the extra planets on me1
a few are useful for story purposes, but all the random ones? took way too long.
eh
they're no one direction
I think the awesome manual that came out with the Wing Commander Arena little shitty Xbox Live arcade game a couple years ago actually had some text pieces that "confirmed" that Crusader and System Shock are both canon in the Wing Commander universe.
And since there's a crashed Kilrathi ship on Mars in Ultima: Savage Worlds, that means all the big Origin games are connected!
There is a doctor claiming that he's found it after an autopsy. It sounds like he's intending to publish on the subject, which should put the matter to rest.
what
This is my hypothesis.
There's a very thin mass of dense fatty tissue just behind the clitoris, in front of the vaginal wall.
On the other side (the front side) of the clitoris? The pubic bone.
So the gspot is the area of the vaginal wall that if you put pressure on it, it sandwiches the clitoris between the dense tissue and the pubic bone.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
System Shock didn't silence the discord.
Man I had shingles thanks to a suppressed immune system. It was hell. Constant unmitigated pain for weeks on end, livened only by brief spikes of even worse agony. I used to laugh when I heard those ads on the PA in the supermarket about shingles vaccinations if you're over 60. Now, as soon as I'm eligible for them I'm going to fucking get one. Two if I have to. I never want shingles again.
I have a lot of sympathy for you. I got myself addicted to opioid painkillers for a few months because of it and that kicking that habit was, shall we say, fun.
Having been in your shoes for a brief period I hope you pull through it fine. Chronic daily pain is something you eventually think you're just used to but it does impact your life in a profound way, it's just that most people are too nice and/or afraid to say anything about it. Me, I didn't find out what an asshole I was until after the fact. You're in a better place already and you have my support.
i remember SS1 being this really lengthy cat and mouse sort of game, where shodan would do A, and i would stop A, then shodan would try B, and i would stop b, and so on
SS2 just blew my fucking mind at you-know-what-part
The sad thing is that shingles pain is neuropathic in nature, and opioids are less effective on neuropathic pain than they are on pain from muscular problems or injuries.
So doctors (usually ER doctors or GPs) prescribe opioids at typical doses (say, 5mg of vicodin twice per day), but they don't work as well as expected which leads people to take more...
:P
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I was all "Awwwww
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I would settle for a remake
like, I don't get how hard it could possibly be: the actual gameplay, in terms of the shit you do, is pretty modern. it's just shitty graphics and controls. but it's got crouching and going prone and throwable objects and so forth. it's fully voiced. just remake the levels in Unreal, add controller support and sell on xbox live for fifteen bucks or whatever and it would be a winner.
"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
don't post
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
yeah i mean system shock 2 had probably the first "what the fuck" reveal i can remember in vidja games
it's so good i'd still spoiler it when talking about it
we really need to scare the pants off some of these youngsters with a SS2 remake
hydromorphone addiction what what
18 year old Chu: hmmm... this bit here, in slightly and up... feels spongy... and her wetness seems to correlate directly with how much attention I pay to it...