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Voyage of the 3rd [Phalla] - Game Called - Mafia Victory impossible at the present time.

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Bedlam for not being a good camper and letting me sleep with you! I SPENT 3 DAYS IN THE COLD.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Bedlam for not being a good camper and letting me sleep with you! I SPENT 3 DAYS IN THE COLD.
    I was too dead on day 1 to do anything useful about it.

    Otheriwse I would have switched for you. I just wanted a backup in case you filled up without me.


  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Wow, you're right.

    It's tempting to just go for a joyride now. The fighter has spinners!!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    If elected captain, I vow to seduce any and all alien females, be they hostile or not. I come with a second-in-command already. That's gotta count for something, no? Kif? Where'd you run off to? And where is my sham-pagn?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Are there players in the game that don't fit in the roles you specifically outlined in your "what kind of people will be in this game" post?

    In particular, did you pick random other colors and assign them to villagers for giggles?

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  • GreenbaronsGreenbarons Registered User regular
    I think the only thing more scary than kime being the captain of the Fools Errand is me being stuck on the Fools Errand while kime isn't the captain.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Random colors? @Bedlam picks Purple

    Bedlam on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    If elected captain, I vow to seduce any and all alien females, be they hostile or not. I come with a second-in-command already. That's gotta count for something, no? Kif? Where'd you run off to? And where is my sham-pagn?

    Do zombies count as aliens?

  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    TRV, I cannot help but read that post in Zap's voice. And I commend you, sir. It has inspired me to add a promise to my Captain Campaign.

    If elected captain of the Giant's Guile, the Smoove Uniform Initiative will be implemented. Namely, velour uniform tops for all. Pants optional.

    Honesty, Integrity, Handshakefulness
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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Are there players in the game that don't fit in the roles you specifically outlined in your "what kind of people will be in this game" post?

    In particular, did you pick random other colors and assign them to villagers for giggles?

    I'm Teal!

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I think the only thing more scary than kime being the captain of the Fools Errand is me being stuck on the Fools Errand while kime isn't the captain.

    And that should make you afraid. Because if someone else is elected captain, that means I'm gonna have to do a whole lot of killing until the numbers look right again.

    I will assault rooms with my guns blazing and you will be helpless.

    Unless you vote for me, of course.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    If elected captain, I vow to seduce any and all alien females, be they hostile or not. I come with a second-in-command already. That's gotta count for something, no? Kif? Where'd you run off to? And where is my sham-pagn?

    Do zombies count as aliens?

    Depends on their species before death. Let's go with a resounding maybe

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    vote me for captain, I guarantee a small umbrella for every drink.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Lucedes will make the best captain because I say so.

    Hmm, red vote wise, let us welcome back Mr. Blarney in style.

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    I am in a room and what is this

    So what do rooms do?

    Room List:

    Command: If in command, you can attempt to Fly the ship with a Grab the Helm order, and move it either closer or further away from the fleet. Currently, all ships are flying in a Normal Formation. The Captain may lock the helm to prevent naughty people from flying a ship straight into the nearest sun.

    Armoury: Before Red Alert, the Armoury has some guns. After Red Alert, they get bigger. You can also Prepare explosive to make sure you get a one use... Explosive

    Medical Bay: Two people per day can use heal as an action in here (first come, first serve), regardless of equipment. It heals for 40 HP on anyone in the room. Also medical items if you search it.

    Hanger: Its got ships in it, check the ship list for what. There's a fancy energy shield stopping the air flooding out, but you can jump through it if you want (advise: Don't)

    Lab: In the lab you can either scan the ship to give limited ship wide information on the infection, or Fine Scan a target to find out if they are infected or not. Only one person can use the scanner at a time. Also, science items!

    Engineering: You can Check the readings to get a breakdown of the Ships HP/Weapon Power. There is also a power generator in it, which keeps the lights in the ship on (and other stuff). There are tech items in here.

    Radio Room: If your radio room goes down, your ships information will no longer be updated in the thread. You'll be flying blind.

    In the Brig (Called POW on the map): You can either Close or Open the Brig doors. The captains of the ship may be able to confine people to the brig.

    Cargo Bays: Just full of crates and things.

    Power Mechanic:

    When a room has power, it works

    When it doesn't, it can lose some abilities. Also, the lights go off, and any players inside will not have their information updated in the thread (Though they will personally get it.)



    How do Squads work?

    Just tell me if you are squading up with someone either in the same area or moving into the same area as you are. Unless you have an item that revolves around this, don't worry about it!

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Having considered the possible choices, I believe the man best suited to command Wisdom of the Belmonts is myself.

    Things are already falling apart - a firm steady hand, tempered by compassion, is what's needed aboard this ship. Also, I have all the Jack Aubrey books in my cabin and as you can see for yourselves, they are quite thoroughly broken in.

    spool32 for captain!

  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    vote me for captain, I guarantee a small umbrella for every drink.

    This is how you counter my "pants optional" promise?

    Honesty, Integrity, Handshakefulness
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fuck yeah, lead ship of the fleet crew represent!

    The ships are basically frat houses.

    And we're in the best one.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Oh room descriptions! Nice

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    I believe kime to be the best person to lead you in this crisis. Now where did I park the TARDIS anyway...

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    TheRoadVirus for being suave, and wearing that velour suit like a champion. Though she may be an escort ship, the Star's Fury has guns, and potential.

    As far as @kime goes... that young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

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  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Registered User regular
    Why isn't someone sitting next to me?? I've been told to punch them!

    Alright, a couple of questions to start off with:

    How far can we move? Can we go anywhere on our ship each turn?

    What actions are mutually exclusive? Can we move and attack? Move and search? Do the three attacks all count as actions, or can people do something else if they only attack twice?

  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Well TheRoadVirus, looks like we are on separate ships so we will not have to fight over the captain's chair.

    That said, I would be a really good choice for fleet commander so vote Void Slayer for captain of the Wisdom of the Belmonts, I promise to activate a red alert and destroy anyone who opposes u... I mean bring the fleet together in harmony.

    Buddy, you started off in Corridor 6. I think that clearly means you are this crew member: wtf-am-i-doing-gif.gif

    I'm totally not electing that guy as my ship's captain.

    I will instead vote for somebody who already has his ass planted in a chair on the bridge, !ObiFett. Hopefully electing somebody already in the command room will allow us to toss out that red alert a little more timely.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Hey, Errand crew. Make us a proboard, we need to talk

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ok so day 1 stuff.

    I nominate that we vote out someone who is either A: boring or B: quiet.

    Guards should guard 'high profile' targets on night one. Mafia likes to kill people they think are smart or use logic on night one.

    So guard me somebody. Not because I am smart, mind you. But because they think I am.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I don't like the idea of Kime using italics.

    It chills my spine.

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    wait wait wait

    is this ss13 the phalla?

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Ok so day 1 stuff.

    I nominate that we vote out someone who is either A: boring or B: quiet.

    Guards should guard 'high profile' targets on night one. Mafia likes to kill people they think are smart or use logic on night one.

    So guard me somebody. Not because I am smart, mind you. But because they think I am.

    So basically, don't vote me out, and guard me?
    Honk wrote: »
    I don't like the idea of Kime using italics.

    It chills my spine.

    As it should

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    kime wrote: »
    Are there players in the game that don't fit in the roles you specifically outlined in your "what kind of people will be in this game" post?

    In particular, did you pick random other colors and assign them to villagers for giggles?

    Yes and Yes

    The cast of characters is probably going to be taken down because its out of date.

    Professions are broadly split by colour (Though the lack of a proper colouring interface means its slightly chaotic)

    Military
    Navy
    Technical
    Medical


    Profession and Faction are not related.

    Gumpy on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I approve of the Day One title, by the way.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    How about doing it by color instead?

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    We should quarantine the Giant's Guile

  • GreenbaronsGreenbarons Registered User regular
    Mr. Mojo Risin just because there are far too many people with the in there names and it makes my spreadsheet sad.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    No you shouldn't!

    I live there! :O

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Right, updated the action post to tell people they always have their fists (For 10 attack damage) and put in guarding (Put your body between your friend and their foes! Might get shot)

  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    Well TheRoadVirus, looks like we are on separate ships so we will not have to fight over the captain's chair.

    That said, I would be a really good choice for fleet commander so vote Void Slayer for captain of the Wisdom of the Belmonts, I promise to activate a red alert and destroy anyone who opposes u... I mean bring the fleet together in harmony.

    Buddy, you started off in Corridor 6. I think that clearly means you are this crew member: wtf-am-i-doing-gif.gif

    I'm totally not electing that guy as my ship's captain.

    I will instead vote for somebody who already has his ass planted in a chair on the bridge, !ObiFett. Hopefully electing somebody already in the command room will allow us to toss out that red alert a little more timely.

    You missed the fact that the important characters were also walking through the hallways.

    It gives us the chance to make grand entrances.

    Do you really want someone able to pilot the ship also being in control of turning that power on and off?

    I promise guns, totally reasonable arrests, defending the ship and stopping the infected.

    The fact is that only WoB and FE can scan for infected so we need to make some plans around that, maybe.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    This is Capfalcon, your captain-to-be (I even have Cap in my name!) of the Wisdom of the Belmonts, checking in with the crew.

    I'm not going to lie to you. Things are looking grim. We are under attack by an unknown enemy. The chain of command has been shattered. The infected walk among us.

    But, hey, there's no reason to be all depressed. Let's look on the bright side of this! After all...

    WE'RE IN SPAAAAAAACE!

    Space Space Space Space SPAAAAAAAAACE!

  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    If you elect me captain, I will totally authorize the space hunt for space gold, wherever it may be found.

    Like the hearts of prostitutes?

    Also, I am just kidding! I don't want to be Captain.

    Oh, well, okay then.

    Can we vote ourselves as Captain? Totally going Wiet if we can.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    I'd make the best captain because I'm already IN COMMAND!

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Hey guys. I'm moving tonight and tomorrow, so I will be a little off my soft networking game starting out.

    However, my channels are open if people want to talk. I just won't be doing mty normal hounding on my own off the bat.

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