I don't even like turning my back when taking a shower, just because holy christ cold water clench clench clench
Do you not have/use hot water?
I do and I use it all the time.
But my water is fucked up in the sense that when the shower starts, it takes no less than 3 minutes for the hot water to kick in, so the water's cold for the first 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
By that point I'm pretty much done with the shower because it doesn't take long for me to get clean.
I don't even like turning my back when taking a shower, just because holy christ cold water clench clench clench
Do you not have/use hot water?
I do and I use it all the time.
But my water is fucked up in the sense that when the shower starts, it takes no less than 3 minutes for the hot water to kick in, so the water's cold for the first 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
By that point I'm pretty much done with the shower because it doesn't take long for me to get clean.
yo i have a bidet. it was a little $40 attachment. be careful on full power, that thing will blast your asshole right off. i frequently bring butt cleanliness up to every person i know, im the life of any party just ask @smart hero
I don't even like turning my back when taking a shower, just because holy christ cold water clench clench clench
Do you not have/use hot water?
I do and I use it all the time.
But my water is fucked up in the sense that when the shower starts, it takes no less than 3 minutes for the hot water to kick in, so the water's cold for the first 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
By that point I'm pretty much done with the shower because it doesn't take long for me to get clean.
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I don't even like turning my back when taking a shower, just because holy christ cold water clench clench clench
Steam
as far as I know
if I run in to a bidet at a gas station I'll
well
I'll probably just assume it's something for making meth and fuck the hell off
I feel like this is a pretty different experience from using a bidet (wow I never knew it was spelled like that)
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Do you not have/use hot water?
Sweeney Tom has the dirtiest asshole on the forums.
ding ding
splashback is the first-world's biggest and oldest problem
if I ever ran for any kind of elected political position, promising to solve this would be the foundation of my entire campaign
It's almost like I knew that and was making a joke
Larlar for president!
bidets would solve this problem
how do they even work
is it just for rinsing or do you gotta gargle
butt gargle
really deep toilets
"OK here's the plan for the bathroom, but for $10,000 extra you could get your butthole kinda wet."
ten seconds later, an echoing sploosh
I do and I use it all the time.
But my water is fucked up in the sense that when the shower starts, it takes no less than 3 minutes for the hot water to kick in, so the water's cold for the first 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
By that point I'm pretty much done with the shower because it doesn't take long for me to get clean.
Shut up I have a cute butt >:C
Steam
don't try to play that with me
you don't know how much poop is on my butt
Might be a cute butt but it's an absolutely filthy anus.
it is the fucking worst
like
are they above the actual drain part
what happens if the poo lands on the bidet
a cute butt which hides a dark secret
a dark, stinky secret
oh my god a poopshelf
do all the first world countries use them
does everybody else use them
letting it know how much I fucking hate it
it looks like it was made by someone who doesn't know what toilets are