Personal Quote: "I stare into the void as her molted carapace unfurls, her soaking thorax begging for my gentle touch... and she whispers: "krev unda xcryu!!!". Her slender neck riddled with eggsacks and vestigial maws beckons for my tender head, but what is that I see? Tis a hedgehog, nested upon one of her seven shoulder, her quills beckon for me as well. I now surrender myself as I am filled with countless fertilized eggs and my hands grace the spiky sensuous quills... Yes, yes - a thousand times yes..."
But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop
I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum
I'm pretty sure it's an exercise in futility to try to apply logic to weed-wear.
I mean, when you start from the position that any customer that's buying your shirt is willing to advertise that they break (or want to break) the law to anyone who can read their shirt, I'd think that logic goes out the window.
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Monkey Ball WarriorA collection of mediocre hatsSeattle, WARegistered Userregular
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I vote for "Smoke 'till you Toke"
It is the best, precisely because it is illogical.
"If it ain't toke, don't fix it" is just your standard pun.
But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop
I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum
I'm pretty sure it's an exercise in futility to try to apply logic to weed-wear.
I mean, when you start from the position that any customer that's buying your shirt is willing to advertise that they break (or want to break) the law to anyone who can read their shirt, I'd think that logic goes out the window.
Yes, it is quite important to remember that both the desired effect, and the primary drawback, of weed is that it makes you temporarily retarded.
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"I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
It is the best, precisely because it is illogical.
"If it ain't toke, don't fix it" is just your standard pun.
No, it's just as nonsensical, which makes it just as funny! The idea that if something "ain't toke" then it does not require fixing is the exact opposite of someone advocating for a constant use of marijuana! If something "ain't toke," then according to that outlook, one probably should fix it, and in fact ought to fix it by toking.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Whistle while you toke
Toke happens
I'm looking for the man who toked my pa
We're here we're toke, get use to it.
When life gives you toke, make tokenade.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
He who gives, must toke.
Let people toke and dogs bark.
One "toke this" is better than ten "God help you!"
Toke time: much may be gained by patience.
We give and toke in turn.
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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CambiataCommander ShepardThe likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered Userregular
A toke in time saves nine
"If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
But if you're smoking then you're already toking, which would mean you have to stop
I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum
LOL @ implying one should stop toking
I guess you would have to, if you worked for the Government or summin. Fuck the Government, though. They wanna ban videogames and fun.
Don't toke me, bro.
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CambiataCommander ShepardThe likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered Userregular
Since I'm on a work computer, I cannot do a Google search to satisfy my curiousity: Are skulls commonly associated with marijuana culture? Is this because tokers view themselves as "hard" or badass in some fashion? Is it just a generic "skulls are cool, bro" type situation?
"If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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SkwigelfPassed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered Userregular
I'm here to toke and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass.
Methought I heard a voice cry "Toke no more!
Macbeth does murder toke," the innocent toke,
Toke that knits up the ravell'd sleave of care,
The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
Chief nourisher in life's feast.
Toke the police, coming straight from the underground.
I toke therefore I am.
Going for toke.
If you come to a toke in the road, take it.
Murder, she toked.
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the ProfessorPONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CAREPONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered Userregular
Since I'm on a work computer, I cannot do a Google search to satisfy my curiousity: Are skulls commonly associated with marijuana culture? Is this because tokers view themselves as "hard" or badass in some fashion? Is it just a generic "skulls are cool, bro" type situation?
I think Gabe and Tycho are making fun of the Call of Duty emblems with weed smoking "HIGH COMMAND" and "JOINT OPS" skulls. I have the weed smoking skulls AND THE POT LEAF EMBLEM, myself.
I like the one eyed skull cuz it reminds me of Odin.
Friends, romans, countrymen, we come here not to bury Caesar, but to toke him up.
GOTTA TOKE 'EM ALL!!
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CambiataCommander ShepardThe likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered Userregular
Ask not for whom the jay tokes: it tokes for thee.
"If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
Since I'm on a work computer, I cannot do a Google search to satisfy my curiousity: Are skulls commonly associated with marijuana culture? Is this because tokers view themselves as "hard" or badass in some fashion? Is it just a generic "skulls are cool, bro" type situation?
I think Gabe and Tycho are making fun of the Call of Duty emblems with weed smoking "HIGH COMMAND" and "JOINT OPS" skulls. I have the weed smoking skulls AND THE POT LEAF EMBLEM, myself.
I like the one eyed skull cuz it reminds me of Odin.
Friends, romans, countrymen, we come here not to bury Caesar, but to toke him up.
Man, Gabe has really improved his joint-rendering skill. The dog's joint looks like crap. The skulls's joints are mouthwateringly perfect.
So the dog's was just a token effort on his part?
BADUMTISH
To be fair, the comic is really fucking funny, though. I keep scrolling up and giggling. The Nazi's dialogue is so perfect. He sounds like one of my friends perfectly.
I have a small pet dragon that smoked weed, and it took more than one joint for it to get high. It'd just get buzzed. That dog has some rockin' tolerance.
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Good comic though.
Personal Quote: "I stare into the void as her molted carapace unfurls, her soaking thorax begging for my gentle touch... and she whispers: "krev unda xcryu!!!". Her slender neck riddled with eggsacks and vestigial maws beckons for my tender head, but what is that I see? Tis a hedgehog, nested upon one of her seven shoulder, her quills beckon for me as well. I now surrender myself as I am filled with countless fertilized eggs and my hands grace the spiky sensuous quills... Yes, yes - a thousand times yes..."
It's just missing a giant cannabis leaf in the background.
I'll buy one for each day of the Week, I swear.
Wear shirts everyday.
I just spent a half hour trying to do this but my editing skills are poor at best.
I guess the shirt is advocating only doing one "hit" at a time? Or maybe it means smoke cigarettes before smoking the blueberry yumyum
I'm pretty sure it's an exercise in futility to try to apply logic to weed-wear.
I mean, when you start from the position that any customer that's buying your shirt is willing to advertise that they break (or want to break) the law to anyone who can read their shirt, I'd think that logic goes out the window.
It is the best, precisely because it is illogical.
"If it ain't toke, don't fix it" is just your standard pun.
Yes, it is quite important to remember that both the desired effect, and the primary drawback, of weed is that it makes you temporarily retarded.
Toke happens
I'm looking for the man who toked my pa
We're here we're toke, get use to it.
When life gives you toke, make tokenade.
Let people toke and dogs bark.
One "toke this" is better than ten "God help you!"
Toke time: much may be gained by patience.
We give and toke in turn.
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
Toke on me...
LOL @ implying one should stop toking
I guess you would have to, if you worked for the Government or summin. Fuck the Government, though. They wanna ban videogames and fun.
Don't toke me, bro.
A toke a day keeps the doctor away.
Keep on tokin'!
Methought I heard a voice cry "Toke no more!
Macbeth does murder toke," the innocent toke,
Toke that knits up the ravell'd sleave of care,
The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
Chief nourisher in life's feast.
Toke the police, coming straight from the underground.
I toke therefore I am.
Going for toke.
If you come to a toke in the road, take it.
Murder, she toked.
I think Gabe and Tycho are making fun of the Call of Duty emblems with weed smoking "HIGH COMMAND" and "JOINT OPS" skulls. I have the weed smoking skulls AND THE POT LEAF EMBLEM, myself.
I like the one eyed skull cuz it reminds me of Odin.
Friends, romans, countrymen, we come here not to bury Caesar, but to toke him up.
GOTTA TOKE 'EM ALL!!
to-night i'ma toke till we see the daylight
Toke this.
Ffffft
Fffffffffffffffft fft ffft
*cough*
It's rad because all the people in the know call marijuana 'fire'.
Yo, you got that fire, homes?
Y'all done learned something today thanks to this guy.
So the dog's was just a token effort on his part?
BADUMTISH
To be fair, the comic is really fucking funny, though. I keep scrolling up and giggling. The Nazi's dialogue is so perfect. He sounds like one of my friends perfectly.
I have a small pet dragon that smoked weed, and it took more than one joint for it to get high. It'd just get buzzed. That dog has some rockin' tolerance.